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About Me

My name is Tim Brochu. My friends call me Timmy B, because they're too dumb to say Brochu. I started making funny on stage in April of 2006, that's when everything went to shit because some people told me I was good at it. Now I book gigs at clubs and get on stage and apparently there's quite a network of people in the state of Maine that want to just make me feel ok about the whole thing, and they laugh sometimes. I wish they'd just sit me down and have a little intervention and let me down easy. Until then, I will continue to make people think that I don't know that they are all in this conspiracy together. Eat the little blue pill sitting on the F8 key on your keyboard, would you? Thanks. So anyway, I love doing stand up and I think I'll continue to do it until I finally figure out how to make people like me for who I really am, a female trapeze artist with a sweet tooth and a broken ankle.

My Interests

Old Honda motorcycles, punk rock, ice cold beer, getting that "base burn" before summer, doing yard work (but not if it's a yard work party, that's bullshit), tons of friends, Chicago, those monkeys with the red asses, and decoupage.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I still like Bare Naked Ladies..........eat me.......White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Bill Withers, Jim Croce, Public Enemy, Tribe Called Quest, Social Distortion, Ataris, Tsunami Bomb, Clutch, Whiskey Town, Beastie Boys, SunVolt, Audio Karate, Green Day, John Legend, Waterboys, Tom Waits, Killswitch Engaged, Kanye West, Common, Roots, Mofro, Dead Milkmen, Outkast, Neil Diamond, and Van Halen, Not fucking Van Hagar, Van Halen! Don't make me have to stoot slap you!!

Movies:

Favorite of all time: Shaun of the Dead, period. Raising Arizona, Swingers, Kill Bill, Enter the Dragon, Better off Dead, The Big Lebowski, Old School, The Life Auquatic, Walking Tall (yes, with the Rock), and Million Dollar Baby to name a few..

Television:

Favorite TV quote by some bimbo on "The Real World": " I never do or say anything for a purpose." What the hell does that mean?

Books:

Make great paperweights.

Heroes:

The inventor of Baklava.

My Blog

Ok, now its less dramatic. Hello Chicago!

You know what, the last leg of the tour was sweet. I'll keep this blog short. Akron was awesome, the show at Barfly was a light crowd, but they were mighty and I had a blast performing there. Jake Cre...
Posted by Timmy B on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Pittsburgh and Deer

It’s been a couple of days, but we’re settled into Pittsburgh now. We’re at a bar called Silky’s, and the bartender Eileen is hooking us up with cool local info including a kil...
Posted by Timmy B on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:38:00 PST

RUTland, Vermont

Tim Hofmann and I are in Rutland, Vermont. It exists. Via Myspace we got hooked up with 15 minute guest spots each at The Comedy Centre located at the luxurious Holiday Inn on Route 7. It’s a r...
Posted by Timmy B on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

This weird ass Verizon guy.

I forgot to mention Erin Cyr’s weird ass neighbor. So there’s this guy who lives four doors down who is probably Jimmy Buffet’s 1 fan. If "Margaritaville" came on in a bar, this litt...
Posted by Timmy B on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST

Days 1 and 2 on the way to Chi-town

Here I am. I’m in Erin Cyr’s shitty apartment eating Wendy’s "chicken" nuggets. First night at Boston Comedy Connection was decent. Kind of a small turnout, but a sexy group of maybe...
Posted by Timmy B on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

Pah-tay mix

Hey all, I took a day off today from working myself into the ground and spent some QT with my niece and did some errands. I went to a cobbler. A cobbler. A cobbler fixes shoes so you don't have to dri...
Posted by Timmy B on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

The weekend, the friends, the drinks, the runs.

What a weekend!! Went to the Comedy Connection in Portland all three nights. The weekend headliner Dan Levy was fucking hilarious. Had fun Friday night which ended up using the homerunners service to ...
Posted by Timmy B on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

What ever happend to orgies?

What ever happend to orgies? You still hear about swingers, and wife-swappin', and you know most baby's daddys came out of some slimy sexual endeavors, but I haven't heard about a good old fashioned o...
Posted by Timmy B on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

Being brokeski............

I gotta say the last month or so I've been in the poor house. It's been an experience. I used to go out anytime I wanted to, and now I just chill at home cuz I'm broke. I also don't drink anymore, rea...
Posted by Timmy B on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

What really matters.........

I woke up this morning to a sigh of relief from my roommate's dog. Some people say that dogs have no emotions or feelings, well this one did. This big grey ghost of a dog looked at me getting up befor...
Posted by Timmy B on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST