blowing off fingers |
every 4th of july you always hear about some idiot getting their fingers blown off with fireworks, but nobody ever gets video of it. why is that? i would love to see that. especially the look of shoc...
Posted by Peter Bond on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST |
Ava" |
i have a friend whose name is Ava(TM). that's right...she has trademarked it. how cool is that. i can't even get people to remember mine. i wonder if she's incorporated, too? that would be sweet...
Posted by Peter Bond on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:57:00 PST |
old cheese |
i like cheese. a lot. so i was really pissed when i went to have my fancy triple creme with club crackers today after a walk on the beach with my wife, and my cheese was moldy. how does aged cheese go...
Posted by Peter Bond on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:51:00 PST |
nice sox |
yesterday was a great day--sox kicked ass over baltimore! and my favorite local tavern (Ruby's Grill, rte. 1 in york, maine) has free hot wings with every pitcher of beer during a sox game! sweet. my ...
Posted by Peter Bond on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:17:00 PST |
death penalty bs |
just watched penn & teller bullshit episode about the death penalty--fucking goddamn brilliance, i tell you. to take something that political and turn it into such gold is amazing. and on top of t...
Posted by Peter Bond on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST |
Killer Dwarfs! |
ha! you thought this was about something interesting, but actually last night on my way home from workshop i heard a song* by the long forgotten 80's hair band killer dwarfs (yes, they use the tolkien...
Posted by Peter Bond on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST |
F You Tom Cruise... |
Ha ha! Turns out that Tom and Katie named their kid Suri thinking it meant 'Rose' but turns out in Israel it means "get out of here" in that rarely used local language, Hebrew. They really deserve eac...
Posted by Peter Bond on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST |
warning: my blogs are not funny |
please stop reading these because they are not funny. seriously, you must have something better to do than sit at your desk at work and browse myspace like i'm doing right now. soon i will have audio ...
Posted by Peter Bond on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST |
sucking wind |
and with a resounding 'pop!' my ego burst like a bag of flaming poo being stomped on by a fat guy.things to do this week:write new stuffwrite something that does not toally suckwrite somethingget to a...
Posted by Peter Bond on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST |
dos |
week two and i'd have to say it went pretty good. although i expected to flourish as a professional no talent hack, i think i may be able to do standup without crapping myself. the worst thing about t...
Posted by Peter Bond on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST |
