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Luke Hanbury

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About Me

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BELOW IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE OR ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER. THANKS RACHEL AND NATE. WATCH THE WHOLE THING, THE FUNNY JUST KEEPS GOING!!!

My Interests

Stand up comedy, reading, being festive, barbecues, Survivor get togethers, football, Sopranos, spending time with friends and the fam, going out to dinner.

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I'd like to meet:



And other funny and/or cool people. And pretty girls. And Beau Brooks. That guy's pritty funny.

Music:

Zeppelin Killers Radiohead Beck Beatles Bowie Johnny Cash Doors Everclear Nirvana Aerosmith Paul Simon DMB George Clinton BB King Green Day U2 Neil Young Stripes Gwen Tears For Fears Bon Jovi (yeah, they were an integral part of my childhood, I said it) Sting Depeche Ween STP Nirvana Modest Mouse Stones Floyd Rufus Wainwright Marley Weezer Jane's Tenacious D Sublime Outkast Black Eyed Peas Chili Peppers Smashing Pumpkins Clash Kinks REM Police

Movies:

Good Lord... Shawshank, Godfather I & II, Driving Miss Daisy, Tootsie, Philadelphia, Memento, Anchorman, American Beauty, Gladiator, Braveheart, Glory, Blade Runner, Swingers, Donnie Darko, The Man Who Wasn't There, Citizen Kane, Lord of the Rings, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Donnie Brasco, Miller's Crossing, V For Vendetta, Sneakers, The Pianist, Schindler's List, Ravenous, Saving Private Ryan, True Romance, Juno, The Incredibles, Wonderland, Forrest Gump, Blow, Children of Men, High Tension, Batman Begins, Jackie Brown, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, The Birdcage, American History X, Smokin' Aces, Rounders, Gandhi, American Psycho, Goodfellas, Michael Clayton, Platoon, Shawn of the Dead, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Monsters Inc, Office Space, Sin City, This is Spinal Tap, Serpico, Platoon, Crash, Magnolia. I'm forgetting a lot.

Television:

'Vivor, The Shield, 24 (til last season. yeesh), Hell's Kitchen, Boston Legal, Nip/Tuck, the Office, Lost, the Dog Whisperer, Galactica, SNL, Simpsons, 30 Rock, Family Guy, 60 Minutes, Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books:

Lately not a whole lot. Scorpion's Gate. Cell. Andrew Jackson. DaVinci Code. Oh and the Dummy's Guide to Backyard Wrestling. See below.

Heroes:

Who else? My dad. Ernest Hemingway. Single parents. Tenacious D.

I TOTALLY LOVE THIS... IT'S SIMPLE, BUT STRANGELY ADDICTIVE AND CATCHY. THANKS GO OUT TO JIM LAULETTA FOR TURNING ME ON TO IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY QUALIFY AS HEROES, PER SE, BUT I SURE WOULD LIKE TO PARTY WITH THEM!!!

My Blog

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    This is a 2 butt blog.     Had a great show way up in Gardiner tonight.  Got a speeding ticket.  It was worth it.  Great show.  And...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST

Some Lowell/NH border hospitality...

So, um... WTF? I decided to take in my first movie at one of the venerable Chunky's franchises in nearby Pelham, NH last weekend.  Saturday night, 9:30 show, it was pretty packed, but I found a f...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

Margins... those goddamn margins!!!

Stuff bugs me sometimes.  And working on a friend’s resume on MS Word the other day, I was reminded of a biggie.  Margins.  Making a margin when writing a document with ...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST

President? Who wants it? Not I...

I can't BELIEVE how many people are running for president... They haven't printed/minted enough money in HISTORY (including euros and yen and deutchmarks) for me to take that job.Imagine for a second...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:22:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons Not To Rent To Timmy B

My buddy Timmy B is looking for someone with an extra room come September.  To make it a little easier for you, here's a top 10 list of things you can tell him if he comes knockin'...  excus...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

Guess what happened this morning?

Jesus rose out from under my bed and scared the heck outta me!   Then I remembered, I was like, "Oh yeah, Easter.  Again.  Already.  Time flies."  "Hey, you like, JUST M...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

Late night ramblings...

So, as my 35th birthday fast approaches... the event and the significance of approaching the second half of "quality life" while I'm here weigh heavy on my mind.  I used to think the concept...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

Perspective...

I've found, in my limited time here on this earth, that it's incredibly easy to get stressed over this thing we call life.  I am no exception.  I routinely stress about money and debt (...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:55:00 PST

4th of July

So this really has nothing to do with the 4th of July.  It just happens to be the date.  I wish I had something incredibly profound to say about Independence Day, but I don't.  Hap...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:06:00 PST

The Moose Story...

Everybody I've ever told this story to at one point another, when someone "new" is around, implores me to tell it.  So I thought I might tell everybody.  I'd like to make this into a stand u...
Posted by Luke Hanbury on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST