CALENDAR |
Folks, I have temporarily disabled my gigs calendar while I am in a transition phase at work and at home. Not to worry, everything is awesome and I am still doing shows. I am still running my Thursda...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:10:00 GMT |
HOT PANTS - COMEDY - ANSWERS |
Last night, I got a last minute gig at an "alternative lifestyles" (dyke/fag) bar. (telling jokes, not sucking dick) Whatever, I'll do comedy for cash on a Tuesday. How about we put comics in between ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:58:00 GMT |
HOFMANN COMEDY & THE PHOENIX |
Aloha Lads & Lassies.Thanks a lot for the nomination for Portland's Best Comedian.I have made the ballot and now I require votes to win!I'm in the ring with some strong comics. I know they are strong ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:52:00 GMT |
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN |
Hello!I'm writing to solicit a nomination for best comic in Portland this year. The Portland Phoenix is having their annual, "best of portland" poll and I could really use a nomination in the best com...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:59:00 GMT |
WPXT |
I was on WPXT Channel 12 Portland (the CW) last night to promote my comedy shows at the Dogfish Bar & Grille in Portland. It was a fun, 1 minute commercial featuring Nick Danger and Adam (last name un...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:36:00 GMT |
DONUTS CONFUSE THE MIND |
The talons of addiction are cold and wicked. They have sunk into my heart many times, and have left scars. At times, I welcome the grip, and feel comforted. The chemicals are my company, old friends. ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:29:00 GMT |
NEWS |
Hey, what's up everyone. Hope you are all cozy and warm or cool, or comfortable with whatever weather you are experiencing and eating properly. Things are good here at Cobwebs. Cats are good. Julie is...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:09:00 GMT |
GOT MY PHONE BACK BUT LOST ALL MY CONTACTS |
Call me sometime or text me up.ThanksTIM HOFMANN207-321-8882Hope to see each and every one of you sometime in the New Year!!!
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
PICKLE JUICE IS MY NEMESIS |
It happens to everyone, and now it has happened to me. I was at work yesterday, hoisting a bucket of pickles and splashed some juice on my cell phone and ruined it. Bummer. It will be a week before I ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:59:00 GMT |
PAGE 7 |
I am constantly in search of stimulation and entertainment. My hunger for near-constant amusement has led me to develop a new game that I have been enjoying with Julie and our friends over the last co...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:47:00 GMT |
