"The Joe Ricchio show is a terrifying spectacle, I didn't know whether I should throw up, masturbate, or kill myself"
- Random Girl at the Show, December 2005
"You know, Joe Ricchio should go down on every woman. Seriously - It's fucking amazing - I just never knew you could cum that many times. You actually grow to need it, like a fucking addiction. Girl, I wish I knew before I got hooked. Like a fuckin, tongue magic show down there!!" - Random Black Girl at the Show, January 2007
"That Man will Eat, Drink, Fuck, and Snort Anything You Put in Front of Him!" - Joe's Mother, March 2007
