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Shane

Come getcho clock.

About Me


I'm Shane, I'm a comedian/drummer/writer/actor based out of Portland, Maine. I have performed stand up comedy across the country and Canada too, and I am playing drums in a band called, "Lost on Liftoff." We have a spot with music at myspace.com/lostonliftoff. Dig it! I'm also a columnist for FACE magazine, which is available in Portland, if you are from away, I do post them on my blog, and the entire catalog is available at www.shanekinney.com. I also sell Real estate and I am into the apartment rental business. I've just acquired my second building and I'm always looking for more. If you or any of your friends or family are looking to purchase or sell a home, please consider me and feel free to send me a message with any questions you may have. And last, but certainly not least, I am the proud owner of a pretty little pug dog, Bella. She is my pride and joy.
Here are some clips of me performing. You will need Windows media player to view. There is some adult content, so kids, beware! If you are under 18-GET OUT! &lt
Wear your seatbelt when pleasuring yourself.
Shopping with the ex.
Dealing with a white heckler who is convinced he's an African American

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Here are some drum videos. If you don't play drums, you may find these boring.

Recording "Greens And Yellows"

Recording "You Idiot"

Getting Drum Sounds

Simple Kick Snare Hat Groove

Say Hello To The Dork Cam

Recording "Don't Change"

Here are some (rather large) video clips from the sessions on June 21 and 22. Some of the drumming stuff may bore non drummers!

Lost On Liftoff in the Studio, June, 21and 22, 2005

Warming Up

Getting Drum Sounds

Walt puts Down the Guitar


Recording

More Recording

Bella Supervises

Want a lesson on how to play double bass drums?
Double Bass Lesson
Demonstrating Roland Electronic Drums
Rock and Funk Drumming
..AUDIO
The following tunes were recorded at Big Sound Studios between 2000-2001 with Broken Clown. Credits and the like are available at www.brokenclown.com.
Feelgood Hit of the Summer
Midnight in the Garden of Ghandi and Steiner
Happy Day
The Moth (live)
This session was done in February of 2002 at Big Sound Studios for a fellow called "Bill The Cat." This was one of the most fun sessions I've done, because the band went to the studio without ever hearing the songs. We learned them quick, threw them to tape, and the results speak for themselves. The song was written by Bill Cushing and Jonathan Wyman, and the band consisted of Tim Emery, Pat Hodgkins, Spencer Albee, and my good self.
Waiting on Someone
What I wear to say goodbye
LOST ON LIFTOFF RADIO PROMO
The first set is from my guest appearance on the top 5 at 5 on January 30, hosted by Rob, and the next part is Walt and myself from our appearance on Spinout, hosted by Mark with a K.

Shane on the top5 at 5

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4


Walt and Shane on Spinout!

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9


My Interests

My pug dog Bella, music, comedy, movies, travel.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't piss me off.
My World Visitor Map!

My friend Space
I have no friends.

The Old Lady

My pug dog Bella

My Band Lost on Liftoff

My old band Broken Clown

The Best Drums on the planet

My good man the Shank

Knickoless

Danielsan

Captain Craveman

Curdo the Turdo

James the Soundman Whisperer

Bobby Jarzombek

Labor Day

Da Management

Herro Wyman

Nobody

Titties

Tim Z

Pigboat

Guitar Center is Stupid

Nobody

Bob Rupp Dad

My Homie

Danko Jones Fool!

My favorite 7th grade teacher

Nobody

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Music:

I love a lot of stuff from Pop rock to Heavy metal. Right now I'm listening to Minus the Bear,Danko Jones, Sparta, Saosin, Muse, Ween,Brand New, David Gilmour, Coheed and Cambria, Alkaline trio, The Meters, Motion City Soundtrack, Headstart, Iron Maiden, Angels and Airwaves, Anberlin, Army of Anyone,Soilwork,Anchor and Braille, Headstart, Arch Enemy, and Yellowcard. But this will change.

Movies:

Documetaries, Comedy, and Suspense/Thrillers. And Team America. Lately digging Talladega Nights, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

Don't watch much, but I try to catch The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, Six feet under, Entourage, and ANY Court TV , Biography, or Animal Planet shows, except Animal Cops. I can't hack that one.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, anything by Joe Queenan, and Biographies.

Heroes:

Anybody who does exactly what they want and prosper from it.

My Blog

Open House in Old Orchard Beach and Westbrook This Sunday.

OPEN  HOUSE IN OLD ORCHARD BEACH THIS SUNDAY, AUGUST 19th from 10:30-12:30 26 CARLL AVE From Rt 98 turn on to Burdette St left on Carll, House is second on the left  $419,900 TOO M...
Posted by Shane on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

Appearing on Channel 6 "207" tonite

..>   Hey Gang,In celebration of the release of Lost on Liftoff's new album, we will be appearing on the news show "207" on channel 6 (NBC affiliate) TONIGHT at 7 pm. We will be performing an ...
Posted by Shane on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

The first review of Mixtape Blackouts

Prepare for takeoffLost on Liftoff launch Mixtape BlackoutsBy SAM PFEIFLEJune 27, 2007 3:54:57 PMSPINNING A NEW DISC: Lost on Liftoff.Mixtape Blackouts | Released by Lost on Liftoff | in stores July 2...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

Ooooohhhhhh Herrrrrrrrro!!!!


Posted by Shane on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST

BULL MOOSE SCARBOROUGH STORE WELCOMES LOST ON LIFTOFF FOR IN-STORE PERFORMANCE TUESDAY, JULY 3

  BULL MOOSE SCARBOROUGH STORE WELCOMES LOST ON LIFTOFF FOR IN-STORE PERFORMANCE TUESDAY, JULY 3 SCARBOROUGH, Maine  Lost on Liftoff is making a special stop at the Scarborough Bull Moose, 456 ...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

Labor Day Records To Release New Lost On Liftoff Record

LABOR DAY RECORDS TO RELEASE LOST ON LIFTOFF "Mixtape Blackouts"How will Lost on Liftoff follow up their acclaimed four song self titled Ep? Well, there are plans in the works to take over the world w...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

New record info! Radio today!

New Single, New Album, You Ready? So, lets make this easy to read and just get it all out there to you, our friends. Here's how we're rolling... 1. new album is called, "Mixtape Blackouts...
Posted by Shane on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

Bella Takes the Crown.

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Posted by Shane on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

Video of the Broken Clown Reunion Gig.

Broken Clown~Feelgood Hit of the Summer~2007 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Shane on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Lost On Liftoff wins "Best Rock Act" at the Best Music Poll

    Best Rock Band 2007 Portland Phoenix Awards       Thank you, thank you, thank you! On Wednesday May 16th, LOL won "Best Rock Band" for this year's Portland Phoenix Best...
Posted by Shane on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:30:00 PST