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Troy

There are only one set of footsteps in the sand but it aint Jesus because whomever is carrying me sm

About Me

I have a dark sense of humor and I like making people laugh. I hope to be a famous comedian some day but with my brand of humor I'm not getting on the tonight show anytime soon. So I have to settle for little bits of people at a time. I also like puppies. Women are what I am into. Most people confuse me for gay it just happened that I got the "loves vagina" chromosome. The rest of me though well lets just say I can hold my own in a mall. Other then that I am full of hate.

My Interests

Comedy, Women, MMA, Shopping, Sex,Music, Movies, Cartoons,applause

I'd like to meet:

Most of them are dead so that's a little tough. I think it would be great to meet every girl I've sen on the web naked but really who has the time. Boy that would be a lot of awkward silences though and I do love those. So lets see who else. Bill Clinton, Richard Branson, Steve Jobs, Christina Aguilera, Lindsey Lohan, The whole cast of Ed ( well not really it was just Jamie Pressley but I didn't want three ladies in a row), Howard Stern, All of Williams Street Productions, Oprah ( cause magic happens when you meet Oprah).

Music:

Everything. Really everything. The only music I don't like is Chinese Opera , Sorry China you'll just have to settle with a billion listeners but not this guy.

Movies:

Any Troma Movie. The campier the movie the more I love them. Action movies, Comedies, Porn ( who am I kidding it shoudl have been first).

Television:

Adult Swim, Antiques Roadshow, Ultimate Fighter, WWE.

Books:

yeah......... not much of a reader

Heroes:

Richard Branson. Once I saw him on Conan talking about how many billions he had and then with a snap of his fingers he had Salma Hayek sitting on his lap making her giggle. How do you top that!! In your face Bill Gates!

My Blog

My worst show ever ahhh memories

So as petty as it sounds to say out loud this day always reminds me of my worst show ever. I think everyone has their own Sept 11th moment that comes to mind. I was unfortunately very close to the wh...
Posted by Troy on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:59:00 PST

Catchup catsup

It's been a few weeks since I've typed so I'll try to remember everything I wanted to blog about. Lots of Open Mics : I've really been enjoying doing open Mic's again. It's a lot of fun to re...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:03:00 PST

Only in Portland

Oh for all my non-portland people involved in the comedy scene here well you probably won't understand and like me watching french foreign films on PBS as a 11 year old hoping for boobs.....Sadly ther...
Posted by Troy on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

Ok argument over

This was completely screwed up as far as I'm concerned. So it starts innocently enough I am listening to a web cast of Howard Stern and they again are making fun of Darth Nihilist. He's just some dud...
Posted by Troy on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

The Big Three in New England

This is a big weekend for the Big Three in New england. First off I am still awesome so that part is covered. I'm also growing a beard. Mainly because I can and I haven't ever done a full beard before...
Posted by Troy on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

It has BEEN FAR TO LONG!!!

and yet I have nothing but corporate structures to talk about............or lack of......Lame. It's been a kind of weird week to say the least.I honestly have nothing special to proclaim. Some love-li...
Posted by Troy on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

News about Mi

No big life altering events but some stuff. So Liquid Blue has ended it's comedy extravaganza. No longer will I be disappointed in friends who promised and promised they would make it down to a show w...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST

This is a little old

Two days ago during a press conference White House Press Secretary Tony Snow was asked if the US government was going to ask if Iraq's newly formed government would not take the possible break for the...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

No Big Deal

Alright folks a fun little saying for my friends lately has been "No BIG deal" and we tend to use it during weird or screwed up situations. It does make things a little easier to handle. However I t...
Posted by Troy on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:06:00 PST

So I am a huge idiot

I have no shame when it comes to mistakes and one was recently pointed out to me by The Coug. I was very much embarrassed but I implied that Nancy Pelosi was the Senate Majority leader and not the Sp...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST