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Cloud

'If you show me yours, I'll show you mine' she said, revealing a square-inch sized bar code on her r

About Me

In the process of gathering cluse for use in the next life. No that isn't a misspelled word! Doesn't anyone know what cluse are? You people are so cromulent!
Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

My Interests

Comedy, Literature, Music, Pointless Road Trips, Left Wing Politics, Karaoke, Acting, Discussing Chomsky at Coffee Houses, Discussing People who Discuss Chomsky at Coffee Houses, Playing the Guitar, Trying to Find the Meaning of Life, Practicing Aikido, Becoming an Idiosynchrologist, and Engaging in the Frivolous and Abundant Use of Capital Letters. Oh, and Eddie Izzard, I can't believe I forgot Eddie Izzard. He is an earthbound man-god (albeit in women's clothing).Update, March 2006: Haven't done the open mic stand up in awhile, but I'll get back to it. Tired of capital letters. Eddie Izzard retains deific status.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, who have things to teach me. This tends to include almost everyone. People who value conversation, especially conversation about nothing. Those who like to banter are particularly appreciated. Oh, and the people who keep viewing my profile. I can't help but be curious about who you are.
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?

Music:

Just about everything except for some new country, but the stuff I've been listening to lately includes Ed's Reedeeming Qualities, The Beatles, Crass, Bob Dylan, Jane's Addiction, Keane, Leonard Cohen, Metallica, the Shins, Belle & Sebastian and whatever else is in my car. Oh and the classic CDs Bombay the Hard Way and Bombay II, Electric Vindaloo!!Update, March 2006: I still listen to all these bands. I'm willing to admit that Abba is also in my car. I have also grown to appreciate some of the new country. Woowee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Most Spike Lee Stuff I've Seen, Fight Club, Jaws, So I Married an Axe Murderer, O'Brother Where Art Thou?, them lefty John Sayles flicks, Anything from Monty Python or Mel Brooks prior to Spaceballs (shameless, I know), and the collected works of James Colston.Update, March 2006: I've seen some good movies lately, but were they worthy of a change in the list? I think not. I should have put Ghost World on here though. There are some other movies I should have put on here but film snobs are more difficult to deal with than music snobs, food snobs, and really any other types of snobs, so I'm leaving a few off the list.

Television:

A wasteland, but I'm a part-time resident so um, The Hollow Men, Kids in the Hall, Northern Exposure, Benny Hill, That show with Bill Moyers, Ed. Update March 2006: Are any of these shows still on? I actually watch Grays Anatomy now, and some other stuff as well. The Simpsons of course, remains the most telling social commentary of our era. I lament the cancellation of the Hollow Men, but somehow, someway, I will get Vag Badger on my Profile Page.

Books:

Cat's Cradle and anything else by Vonnegut, David Sedaris (Yes!!), Tom Robbins, Anything by George Orwell, Mark Twain (esp. Huck Finn), and most recently, Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic by Lanham. Oh, and those collections of stories from The Onion. Update, March 2006: I've been reading lots of non-fiction lately, but I'm not putting any on the list. Mostly my usual lefty political drivel. However, I read Wicked by Gregory MaGuire and I feel it was the best work of fiction I've read in years.

Heroes:

Kate and Michael of Willits, CA. Update, March 2006: They are still my heroes.

My Blog

Hungry man, reach for the frozen dinner.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian from a non-traditional background.  Tonight, I tried to explain the idea of having several different types of food on the same plate, as the basis for a balanced mea...
Posted by Cloud on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:32:00 PST

The L-Curve: Income Distribution of the U.S.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woIkIph5xcU A low tech movie with data from the 1990s, but still very relevant and important in light of the upcoming election....
Posted by Cloud on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:14:00 PST

I slept through the two minutes hate

Last night, I caught an interesting story on msn.com.  It was about how a record number of people were being deportated to Mexico.  The journalist/author of the story seemed sympathetic with...
Posted by Cloud on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:06:00 PST

Mortgages 101, and a penny for your irrational thoughts

Today it was announced that the Federal Government would be coughing up several billion dollars of our tax money to shore up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  The reason given for doing...
Posted by Cloud on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:44:00 PST

You got a purty maoth

Mao Tse Tung (or Mao Zedong if you prefer the newer anglicization of the name) once said that a poor socialist society is better than a rich capitalist one.  Most people, including a number of s...
Posted by Cloud on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:34:00 PST

DEMONS EXPRESS RELIEF, JOY, AT NEW OUTSOURCING DEAL

AP -- "Life in hell will never be the same again!".  These were the words used by Lucifer in his opening address to the attendees at this year's 4566th annual "Beelezebub's Breakfast".  The ...
Posted by Cloud on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:55:00 PST

Censored for...uh, what was it? Not stupidity, because my comment was no worse than the others

.... .. CNN's political ticker wrote a story about Barack Obama no longer doing the fist bump.  I know you're thinking "why is this news?".  In my defense, I will simply say, that I never ...
Posted by Cloud on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:21:00 PST

Another rant

Did you know that Blackwater USA, currently the subject of a fair amount of press about its activities in Iraq, sent approximately 180 of its people to New Orleans immediately after Hurrican...
Posted by Cloud on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Expedite the apocalypse baby!!

Woohoo.   CNN actually interviewed this nutball.  If she is connected with the oil and gas industry I'm predictably disappointed.   If she isn't connected then my mind is offi...
Posted by Cloud on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST

George Orwell

No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which w...
Posted by Cloud on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST