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TimothyAndrewSheridan

One Good Thing About Planet Earth is everything I know and love comes from it.

About Me

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MySpace Layouts I was born Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Three months later i moved to Louisiana where I spent the bulk of my childhood in the towns of Kenner, Metairie, and a place you might have heard of called New Orleans. When I was 16, I moved to Windham, Maine. For the time being I am staying with my older brother Dan in Brooklyn while I attend classes at the American Comedy Institute in New York. And now I'm back in Maine living in Portland. Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 70% Superman 65% Spider-Man 60% Hulk 55% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 50% Supergirl 40% The Flash 40% Batman 40% Catwoman 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 46% Dr. Doom 45% Poison Ivy 45% Mr. Freeze 42% Dark Phoenix 38% Lex Luthor 35% Riddler 35% Green Goblin 33% Apocalypse 33% Two-Face 33% Catwoman 32% Kingpin 27% Magneto 26% Mystique 25% Juggernaut 25% Venom 25% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
You are 69% Mainah!

Born and raised and lovin it! You love Maine and don't want to leave (Unless you find a GREAT job somewhere else!) but don't worry, you'll be back!
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You're R2-D2
The Classic Star Wars Test
Brought to you by Tickle You're spunky, resourceful, and just a little deviant. It should come as no surprise that your Star Wars type is Artoo-Deetoo. Just like the diminutive droid who bailed out Luke and the gang more than a few times, you have tons of tools and tricks at your disposal. When in a bind, you are usually the first one who thinks of the solution (even if your zeal for adventure got you into trouble in the first place).You are a loyal friend who people can confide in. They know that you'll guard their secrets as if they were the plans to the Death Star itself. What some might call stubborn, you call driven. No amount of obstacles will get between you and your goal.
You're Good as Gold
Are You Naughty or Nice?
Brought to you by Tickle You're all about sunshine and smiles. Sweet as you are, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Okay, maybe not. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but remember: It's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it can be fun to be bad!
YOUR song is Funky Town
What's Your Song?
Brought to you by Tickle Bold, outrageous, and unafraid to ham it up. Like your signature song, you're upbeat and tons of fun. When it comes to having a good time, your imagination knows no limits. Whether you're out on the town or at home with friends, you can be counted on to be the ringleader.People are drawn to your lightheartedness and offbeat sense of humor. You're not one to take life too seriously, and that's why you're such a hoot to be around. Not to mention, you always manage to keep people guessing what you'll do next. Stay funky!
Your music match is a Hot Hip-Hopper
Who's Your Music Match?
Brought to you by Tickle It's gettin' hot in herre! The world of hip-hop won't be the same after you bust on the scene. With your unique blend of personality and upbeat energy, you put a new spin on anything just like your music match Nelly. Spontaneous and energetic, you have a good time mixing it up.Whether you're hanging with your posse, gaming, or chilling at home, you know how to liven up even the dullest of moments. All your friends know that there's no such thing as boring when you're around. You're like a breath of fresh air who makes the same old, same old seem totally new. And that's how you get the party started!
You could have been a famous Artist
Who Were You in a Past Life?
Brought to you by Tickle Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it's clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you've got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone.Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don't follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren't afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they're great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You're sure to be legendary!

My Interests

acting, singing, dancing like a crazed monkey on speed, playing the drums the same way, telling jokes, reading books (comics and the traditional prose versions), watching cartoons, being with people I like

I'd like to meet:

actors.writers.directors.producers.agents.dancers. choreographers.painters.illustrators.sculptors.cartoonists. animators.poets.carpenters.architects.butchers.bakers. candlestick makers.airplane pilots. railroad engineers. police officers.firefighters.musicians.composers. fashion designers.

Music:

Abdullah Ibn Buhaina.Albert King.Al Jarreau.Artie Shaw.Art Tatum.B. B. King.Benny Goodman.Bill Evans.Billie Holiday.Billy Joel.Bing Crosby.Bix Beiderbecke.Blind Willie Johnson.Blind Willie McTell.Branford Marsalis.Bruce Springsteen.Buddy Guy.Buddy Rich.Bud Powell.Bunny Berigan.Cab Calloway.Cannonball Adderley.Charles Mingus.Charlie Christian.Charlie Parker.Chet Baker.Chick Corea.Chick Webb.Clifford Brown.Coleman Hawkins.Count Basie.Dave Brubeck.DexterGordon.Dizzy Gillespie.Django Reinhardt.Duke Ellington.Earl "Fatha" Hines.Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis.Ella Fitzgerald.Ellis Marsalis.Elton John.Eric Clapton.Fats Waller.Frank Sinatra.Gene Krupa.Gerry Mulligan.Glenn Miller.Harry James.Herbie Hancock.Hiromi.Jackie McLean.Jaco Pastorius.James P. Johnson.J. B. Lenoir.Jeff Beck.Jelly Roll Morton.Jimmy Dorsey.Jimmy Smith.J. J. Johnson.John Coltrane.Johnny Griffin.Kai Winding.Keiko Matsui.Leadbelly.Lee Konitz.Lester Young.Lionel Hampton.Louis Armstrong.Max Roach.Miles Davis.Muddy Waters.Nat "King" Cole.Ornette Coleman.Pete Fountain.Professor Longhair.Ray Charles.Robert Johnson.Rod Stewart.Sara Vaughan.Sidney Bechet.Skip James.Son House.Sonny Rollins.Sonny Stitt.Stevie Ray Vaughn.Thelonious Monk.Tommy Dorsey.Tony Williams.Vince Guaraldi.Wes Montgomery.Willie "The Lion" Smith.Wynton Marsalis.

Movies:

SILENTS-Intolerance: Love's Struggle Through The Ages.The Thief Of Bagdad.City Lights.Pandora's Box.It.The Phantom Of The Opera.A Fool There Was.The General.The Affairs Of Anatol.Nosferatu.The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde.Metropolis.Orphans Of The Storm.The Gold Rush.Way Down East.The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari.Blood And Sand.Diary Of A Lost Girl. HORROR-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.The Last House On The Left.The Invisible Man.Dracula.Frankenstein.Suspiria.The Thing.Halloween.The Hills Have Eyes.Saw.Freaks. COMEDY-Monkey Business.Hold That Ghost.Spaceballs.Clue.Dragnet.Sons Of The Desert.Bananas.Meet The Parents.

Television:

ANYTHING ANIMATED.

Books:

Watchmen by Alan Moore And Dave Gibbons.Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.Harpo Speaks! by Harpo Marx.The Berenstain Bears And The Bad Dream by Stan And Jan Berenstain.Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.Professor Wormbog In Search For The Zipperump-A-Zoo by Mercer Mayer.Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg.The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain.The Mouse And The Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary.Make Way For Ducklings by Robert McCloskey.Christine by Stephen King.Matilda by Roald Dahl.Jurassic Park by Michael Chrichton.Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume.The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien.The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis.On The Technique Of Acting by Michael Chekhov.

Heroes:

My Family. Ian MacAllister McDonald.

My Blog

I’m keeping my Christmas Tree Up.

Yes. I decorated it, wrapped it in garland and put on the tinsel. And I will keep it up all year round to remind me that life is good. It should be celebrated everyday. This is the first tree I decora...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:00:00 PST

my friends

i dig my friends.  who do i consider friends.  when i think in my head the answer is a friend is someone i've met.  i like the way that sounds.  that the world is full of friends y...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:33:00 PST

haiku

IThe honeybee grinnedat a man in plaid and I am not certain why.IIA friend said to hischum say nothing and so he laughed and laughed and laughedIIISaltwater rises above the football player..sknees as ...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

My Top Ten Favorite Christmas Movies

In honor of the holiday season, here's a list of films that always bring a smile to both my face and my heart.10.)Scrooge9.)Love Actually8.)Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer7.)The Santa Clause6.)A Charli...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

I choose ..... CARTOONS

Snorks of Smurfs? Snorks.Care Bears or Gummi Bears? Gummi Bears.The Flintstones or The Jestsons? The Jetsons.Transformers or GoBots? Transformers.Heathcliff or Garfield? Garfield.The Simpsons or ...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST

My Top Ten Favorite Songs

10.)Lay Your Hands On Me by Bon Jovi9.)Jesus On The Mainline by Ry Cooder8.)Itchycoo Park by The Small Faces7.)Have A Cuppa Tea by The Kinks6.)Teacher I Need You By Elton John5.)The Motown Song by Rod...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

comedy open mike

last thursday night i went to my first open mike as a comedian at the Underground Cafe. It was great. The crowd was so thin that not counting the three people i went with, I was playing to an audien...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

north pole delayed

Well i called the guy at Macy's about the elf job. The bad news is he said all the schedules were full. The good news is he said that if anyone dropped out or if there was an opening, then i would g...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST

Only iN The US of A

one time when i was out on the road i saw something peculiar. A restaurant that served authentic Chinese, Japanese and Korean quisine. Only in America could that be found. Even the most cursory gla...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

Live from the North Pole?

Hey Everyone,Today I went to the Macy's at Herald Square and applied for a job as a Santaland Elf. We watched a video about the history of Santa at Macy's. It was a lot of fun. The interview was cu...
Posted by TimothyAndrewSheridan on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST