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The HOYBOYS

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About Me


We're Tom and John Hoy, two brothers from Ontario, Canada who like to make
WEIRD FUNNY CARTOON MUSIC VIDEOS just for a Laugh!
BERNARD is our Main Character...A Fat, Lazy, Slob who hates the world, lives with his mother and never leaves his bedroom. Click on Bernard's picture to visit his bedroom and see what he's up to. He's not too Dangerous...Just a Little NUTS!

My Interests

Writing Songs, Recording, Sound Mixing, Animation.

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, Animators, Cartoonists, Artists and Anyone who likes to have a Laugh. Strangers are just friends we haven't met yet.
Here's some of our Weird Animated Cartoons.........


POOP SKYWALKER MUST RESCUE PRINCESS TOOTS-R-COMMON FROM THE EVIL FART VADAR AND RESORE THE ODER OF THE UNIVERSE!

SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED HILLBILLY ADVICE FROM A FATHER TO HIS SON IN THE CARTOON MUSIC VIDEO "DON'T SWAT A FLY"

THIS CRAZY PREACHER WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO HEAVEN BUT YOU MAY NEVER EAT BEANS AGAIN! WATCH "SUNDAY SERMON"

CAN A SMALL WESTERN TOWN SURVIVE A VISIT FROM THE MEANEST, FATTEST COWBOY IN THE LAND? CHECK OUT "BALLAD OF BERNARD"

A FAT, LAZY SLOB NEVER LEAVES HIS BEDROOM EXCEPT IN HIS FANTASIES. BUT IS HE DANGEROUS? CHECK OUT "UP IN MY ROOM."

A CHEATING HUSBAND ENCOUNTERS ALIENS BUT IS IN FOR A BIGGER SURPRISE WHEN HE RUNS HOME TO HIS WIFE! A TRULY DEMENTED, WEIRD, CARTOON VIDEO "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS"

BERNARD BUILDS HIS OWN TIME MACHINE TO GET AWAY FROM HIS MOTHER! BUT THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE IN "TIME MACHINE"

BERNARD'S FANTASY DREAMS TAKES HIM TO A STRANGE NEW WORLD IN "PSYCHOPATHS HAVE FEELINGS TOO"

Check out our Website at www.hoyboys.net

Music:

Beatles, Moody Blues, Giovani, Elton John, Allan Parsons Project, Celine Dion, Queen, Boston, Tony Bennett, John Williams, James Horner, Abba,(Yes Abba!) Deep Purple, AC/DC, Paul McCartney.

Movies:

Star Wars (all of them except The Phantom Plot), Alien, Aliens, Ben Hur, Titanic, Terminator 1 + 2, King Kong (Original and Jackson versions-Not the Monkey Suit one), The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Platoon, Rain Man, Forrest Gump, Silence of the Lambs, Unforgiven, Braveheart, A Beautiful Mind.

Television:

The Simpsons, American Justice, Mad T.V., Married with Children, Dateline, CNN.

Books:

True Crime

Heroes:

George Lucas, Howard Stern, James Cameron, Stephen Speilberg, Jim Carrey, SpongeBob, Bernard

My Blog

COP GETS SLAMMED IN THE CHICKLETS (Ouch!)

COP GETS SLAMMED IN THE CHICKLETS... This Cop is in real PAIN when he gets hits where it hurts to most.  This is one funny hidden camera gag video.... Don't Miss It if you need a Good Laugh....
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:03:00 PST

TOILET HEAD .... Theres a Head in the Toilet.

TOILET HEAD ....you decide to go to the bathroom.... everything's going smooth... you lift the lid and out pops a HEAD! .... YEOWWWW! ..... Funny Funny Funny Stuff...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

PARAMEDICS USE BASEBALL BAT TO CURE PATIENTS

PARAMEDICS USE BASEBALL BAT TO CURE PATIENTS...watch theses Paramedics SLAM their patients... OUCH! .... guess you might call this Baseball Bat medicine.... and the next time you need medical treatmen...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST

THE FAMOUS EXPOLDING TOILET.... (Yikes)

THE FAMOUS EXPLODING TOILET VIDEO....Guys lights a cigarette in a Porta Potty and BOOM!!! .... Funny Gag Video sure to give you a Laugh....
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:47:00 PST

NUCLEAR TAXI ... Hilarious Just For Laughs Video

NUCLEAR TAXI...Check out the expressions on these Taxi Drivers when people try to use the trunks of their cars as a NUCLEAR DUMP SITE! .... Funny Stuff!...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:43:00 PST

UNDERWEAR COPS.... This Is Really Funny!

UNDERWEAR COPS
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

PARIS HILTON meets O.J.SIMPSON

Demented Cartoon Music Video Featuring Paris Hilton, O.J.Simpson, Michael Jackson, President Bush, Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Martin Sheen, all doing The Russian Poke Me Dance....C...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST

*FIRE FART* ... YOU MUST SEE THIS!

Click on the Pic and Have a Laugh!
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

"FART WARS"... The Fart War to end All Fart Wars!

Poop Skywalker must rescue Princess Toots-R-Common from the Evil Fart Vadar but the Fart Side of the Force is Strong.  Can Poop defeat Vadar and restore the Order of the Universe? ... The ending ...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:21:00 PST

Psychopaths Have Feelings Too!

A Psychopath dreams of going to a new world where he'll be famous. Weird Demented Cartoon Music Video. Click on the Picture above and enter the Mind of a Psychopath!...
Posted by The HOYBOYS on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST