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Borat

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Wednesday November 7th 7:00pm
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1360 Westwood Blvd
Los Angeles 90024
310-475-3444



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My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!
This is where I lives
Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.
Zodiac Sign - the Potato
Religion: I follow the Hawk
Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles
Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).
I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13> and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.
This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name
I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!
This Bilo son Boltok
I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!
Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.
This my friend Azamat. He is a fat
My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.
This is called a delicious apples

My Interests

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NICE!

A telephone ringing sounds like me!!! you like! It nice's. Myspaces sexy lady best friends will like!

Make ringing tone! YOU TEXT: BORAT to 20FOX
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THIS is the song you are hearing right now. totally nude!!!

YOU TEXT: ILIKE to 20FOX
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Make listenings to song from my movie!!
Real Audio
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International super star - I Appears Personally
for movie-film!!!

My name Borat. This is the Effel tower!

Me making speeches on Kazakhstan President Nursultan Nazarbayev's visit to U.S.and .A to meet with Presidents George W. Bush.
View on my bloggings for read my speech.
Make 'click' on picturs for Washington DC video films!!!

I am arrive for documentary in Torontos Canada
'Click' on picture for watching Toronto video film!

My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate ... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires.

I dress for exercisings my physique

Food and drink - My favourite foods is toffee. It my ambition one day to eat a delicious hamborger!I am allergy to uncooked falcon.

Our capital Almaty now have toilet!

I like drink vodka and traditional Kazakh wine which make from fermented horse urine. I smoke cigarettes made by Kazakh Ministry of Health. They is good for you - it say so on the packet.

Do not be scare - this bear is actual dead! Kazakh taxiderms is best in world

I'd like to meet:



I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.

Music:

Music – I am fan of Korki Butchek and popstar Billy Sexcrime. I like children’s song, ‘Throw The Jew Down The Well' - I sing this in US and A for my television. People they like very much.

I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'.

C & C Music Manufacturing Plant - Anything Goes!

Movies:

My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress.

Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno.

Television:

Detective 'Locust'. I like television - Dallas - in 5 week we will know who shot JR! I think it was Sue Helen. I report for Da Ali G shows. I also like popular show 'Gypsy Bingo' on Kazakhstan Television 2. My favorites telvisoin star is Jonny the Monkey he can ride motorcycle and smoke cigarettes!

Heroes:

My heroes is Premier Nazharbayev, Herojohn Wayne, Boris Andreyev. Genghis Khan, Vidal Sasson, Makhambet Utemisov, Vsevolod Safanov, American football hero OJ Simpsons, Evel Knevel and superstar with muscular physique Jean Claude Van Dame and obviously 'Walter'.

My Blog

I Borat, will make personal callings to whoever you like!

Jagshemash, my Myspaces bestfriends  it Borat here! For many year now, as modern nation, Kazakhstan have of course had a telephone system. But it great give me great pleasuring myself to announce tha...
Posted by Borat on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Kazakhstans first ever book!

Jagshemash my MySpaces bestfriends  it Borat here. It give me great pleasuring myself to announce publication of Kazakhstan's first ever book, A touristic guidings to both glorious nation of Kazakhst...
Posted by Borat on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:08:00 PST

I WRITE ON BOOKS AT US and A STORE!

Wednesday November 7th 7:00pm Borders 1360 Westwood Blvd Los Angeles 90024 310-475-3444 Hel-lo is Borat Sagdiyev, making noises on you with undersecretary of commerces and senoir officiates of Almaty ...
Posted by Borat on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:02:00 PST

I Writes a Books!

JAGSHEMASH Childrens!It Borat Sagdiyev! Welcomes! I make writing for you! To tell you to look on the book celebration of touristic guidings to glorious nation of Kazakhstan and touristic guiding to mi...
Posted by Borat on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST

borat book!

Hello MySpaces best friends,Perhaps like me you have maximum contact hand party when come look on exclusive picturs of new book (paper is 20% pubis!...
Posted by Borat on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:17:00 PST

Attention childrens!!! Borat movie-film can now make seen outside US and A. You Look.

Now Borat documentary 'Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' will be appears in nations other than US and A! Go look - otherwise - I be execute!ARGENTINA - 0...
Posted by Borat on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

My Speehes on Kazakhstan Embassy. Here is what I say.

Jagshemash, my name Borat Sagdiyev. I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religion...
Posted by Borat on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST