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DJ Qbert

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A lil' bout' myself... I'm Pilipino, Negrito, Spanish, Chinese and Turkish. I'm into balancing my life spiritually, physically, and mentally. I learn many things through being a skratch DJ and it's lifestyle. "Life can be very easy when love is your way of life" ... "The ultimate happiness is in giving and the ultimate evil is in selfishness"... I love natural beauty, 'Learning the secrets of life', Solving deep mysteries, like: How can we meditate to access different dimensions or our past lives? How are lifestyles on the more advanced planets? How fun would it be to piss in zero gravity? What causes babies to have green poop? ... and yes, I will add you... it just takes a while... please understand =)

Status: Single
Here For: Friends
Orientation: Networkin
Hometown: every other month in the 415 & the 808
Body Type: 5'3"
Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke/Drink: No/No
Children: Someday
Occupation: Skratcher, designer and student of life

Who I'd Like to Meet:
It doesn't matter who you meet, because everyone you meet is meant to be met. Actually, I'd like to meet extremely boring people who like to stare and drool with a half smile, eyelids half shut and a spiderweb connected from their right ear to a dead crosseyed beaver holding an unfinished Rubix Cube. No, but seriously, it doesn't matter... everything in this lifetime is meant to be for a reason. Everyone we encounter in our universal pre written path of destiny will bless us with keys unlocking doorways to higher levels. We all will be able to peacefully share and learn from the experiences of life's sacred challenges and the beauties of it's lessons which nourish our mind, body, and spirit as our times weave together progressing forward through this infinite circle of one love. So my real dream is to meet any juggling goat herder who directs traffic in the parking lot. Peep the site they made about me: turntabletv.com to see my new ketchup shooting armpit cannons for people who like to wear black g-strings and wrestling masks while skiing on the sidewalk and being pulled by a sleeping camel.

Music:
everything that sounds good, even sound itself and silence.

Movies:
Zeitgeist, Wave Twisters, Turntable TV, Borat, 300, Ultra Violet, Equllibrium, Memento, Lone Wolf and Cub, Top Secret, Airplane, Zoolander, Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Scary Movie 3, Don't Drink Your juice in the Hood, Dracula Dead and Loving it, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Wrongfully Accused, Minority Report, and The Road to Tyranny (get that dvd at infowars.com!)

Television:
Punk'd, Dexter's Laboratory, UFC, Ren and Stimpy, Da Ali G Show, Futurama, Mr. Show, Chappelle's show

Books:
" www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com " , "The Biggest Secret" by David icke, Michael Tsarion, "Children of the law of one/The Lost teachings of Atlantis" by Peniel, Jordan maxwell, "The Book of Secrets" by Osho. peep this 911 video: Click Here

Heroes:
People that help make others happy and want nothing in return except that the receiver is happy. This is what we base our company's belief system on... it's not about the money, but the joy we get from pleased customers =) booking agent: [email protected] & manager: [email protected]

Groups:
Kataastaasang Kagalanggalangang Katipunan a.k.a. PILIPINO CONNECT ,Alexia Lei's Clubhouse , AsianScene Worldwide , 3-STYLE ATTRACTIONS ,Turntablism , Hip Hop Worldwide , Mixsterious ,WORLD WIDE BBOYS & BGIRLS UNITE!

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Snippet from the "Turntable TV Soundtrack"

Listen Download
"The Chef Who's Knees Bent Backwards"

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"Mayostardmustardayonnaise" Listen Download

Music:

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My Blog

Frosted Plates - Now with Icing!

Frosted Butter Rugs Release Date: July 18th 2008You've been asking for Thud Rumble custom Butter Rugs and now you got it! Our Frosted Butter Rugs now have ICING that everyone has always wanted. Get th...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST

Skratchy Seal Too!

Release Date: JULY 3rd 08' For nearly ten years now, the title of the numero uno skratching tool of all time for countless djs, has been "Superseal"! The skipless phenomenon for the vinyl connoi...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:44:00 PST

VOTE FOR ME!!! DJTIMES 2008 DJ of the YEAR

http://www.djtimes.com./bestdj/vote.asp
Posted by DJ Qbert on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:55:00 PST

Super Seal 2 Preview!

For those of you who don't know, the "Superseal" skratch-break record for past decade has been a favorite amongst skratch djs with it's user friendly samples and beats to use for performing, practicin...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:11:00 PST

Ortofon Evolution Headshell available exlcusively from ThudRumble.com

ORTOFON EVOLUTION HEADSHELLAVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY FROM THUDRUMBLE...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:47:00 PST

finally got to put my first video on youtube

but it's just a test...i still need to learn to make the video more smooth.~anyways, i'll add some more later http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AClLn2agUP02nd video just uploadedit kinda looks blurrier ...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

Replacement Rugs promotion

Hey there skratch animals,Are your slipmats getting worn out from too much skratching? Is the hole in the middle getting too wide? Too much dust and dirt on them? Does it look like your turntable is...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

djqbert.com/music

NEW & IMPROVED MP3 STOREFeaturing Cart Checkout system & more!Increased quality!!! (320kbps MP3 format)Now each side is individually tracked for ease of use!!Dirtstyle Records and Needle Thras...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

SUN GAZING

Sun Gazing ProcessWe have a super computer in our bodies given to us by the nature, which is our brain. HRM (Hira Ratan Manek) calls it the "brainutor". The brain is more powerful than the most advanc...
Posted by DJ Qbert on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST

Secret Information about our World

copy and paste:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5384001427276 447319&q=Chernobyl+battle&total=29&start=0&num=10&so=0&type= search&plindex=0
Posted by DJ Qbert on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:38:00 PST