Banging My Fiancée, Playing Chess, Hanging Out With My Daughters, Counting Calories, Listening To Sirius Satellite Radio, Running In Central Park, Walking My Dog, Practicing Transcendental Meditation, Going To Therapy 4 Times A Week, Watching And Masturbating To Porn, Eating At Nobu, TiVoing Reality TV Shows, Vacationing In The Caribbean, Summering In The Hamptons, Pissing Off The Religious Right
I'd like to meet:
Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Jimi Hendrix, Paul Winchell, Brad Crandall, Jesus Christ, The Real Fred Norris
Music:
The Electric Comic Book, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Yardbirds, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, David Bowie, Billy Joel, Warren Zevon, Joe Walsh, Leslie West, Mountain, Norman Greenbaum, Freddie And The Dreamers, The Ramones, AC/DC, Van Halen, Metallica, Prince, Guns N' Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, Rob Zombie, Hum, Enuff Z'nuff, Counting Crows, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Staind, Train, Mystikal, DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Eminem, The Jesus Twins, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Shakira
Movies:
Private Parts, The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Kill Bill: Vol. 2, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, The Silence Of The Lambs, Spider-Man, X-Men, The Matrix, The King Of Comedy, Animal House, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, She's All That, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls
Television:
Howard TV On Demand, The Sopranos, Smallville, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Lost, Bionic Woman, Tell Me You Love Me, In Treatment, How I Met Your Mother, The Larry Sanders Show, Seinfeld, Friends, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dawson's Creek, Survivor, The Bachelor, The Biggest Loser, Breaking Bonaduce, The Apprentice, Deal Or No Deal, Casino Cinema, Filter, Son Of The Beach, Doomsday, Etiquette for Outlaws, Howard Stern: The High School Years
Books:
Private Parts, Miss America, Quivers: A Life, Marley And Me: Life and Love With The World's Worst Dog, The Mindbody Prescription: Healing The Body, Healing The Pain, Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About, More Natural Cures Revealed: Previously Censored Brand Name Products That Cure Disease
Heroes:
John Lennon, Paul Winchell, Soupy Sales, Brad Crandall, Richard Pryor, Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Fartman, Mr. Methane, Alfred E. Neuman, Sanjaya Malakar