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Haydn Porter

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


A few important notes:
For the love of all that is good, please read my FAQ section before messaging me. I'm a really good-natured and patient person, but you've no idea how tiring it is to receive the same questions over and over. Such glaringly obvious oversights just make the person look asinine.
I am not on here for dating. I prefer to meet people the old-fashioned way.
Don't be rude to me. Whatever reaction you're looking for, I guarantee that's not what you'll get.
I'm a normal, laid back, and super geeky girl who lucked out, and managed to do some cool stuff. On my 18th birthday, Playboy stopped by my school for a casting. I guess they liked me, because now I've been in several Playboy publications. Hooray! So, back in January, I made my first appearance on the Howard Stern Show, and had an amazing time. I suppose something about me intrigued people, because I've had a huge boost in popularity since then.
I generally don't talk about my Playboy/Howard stuff, because I'm incredibly shy and awkward. I've always been a bit introverted, and I'm perfectly content sitting at home, playing video games, reading, or messing around online. I'm certainly not opposed to going out or anything, but I'm not exactly a social-butterfly.
FAQ
Are you in school? What's your major?
Yes, I go to the University of Tulsa, and am currently a Psychology major. I don't really know what I want to do in life, but I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually. I'm considering being a child or criminal psychologist, a lawyer, an illustrator, or hopefully an actress.
What hobbies do you have?
I like all sorts of things. I enjoy playing video games, practicing karate/fighting, working out, dancing, reading horror novels, organizing stuff, drawing/crafting, and watching good movies.
Why did you pose for Playboy?
I would eventually like to pursue acting, and it's incredibly hard to get exposure in Oklahoma. Playboy has provided me with a good start for that, so hopefully I can parlay this into a career in acting. A big contributing factor in my decision was the possibility of meeting Howard Stern. HA!! It worked! Also, posing for Playboy has made me feel a bit more confident about myself.
Are you really in Mensa?
Yes. After being booked for the Stern Show, I decided I needed something to fall back upon in case I made an idiot of myself. People frequently assume Playboy girls are vapid bimbos, and I didn't want that sort of reputation. I took the test, qualified, and now I'm a card carrying Mensan. Huzzah!
Are you really Haydn Porter?
Hahahaha!! Why would ANYONE bother to pretend to be me?
What do your friends and family think?
My friends are all very open-minded people, so they think it's cool. My parents obviously weren't thrilled, but they have grown to accept it, and can see that I'm happy right now.
Where can I see your pics?
I've been in the May 2007 issue, the July/August 2007 College Girls Special Edition, I was a Coed of the Week in May, and Coed of the Month for July.
Can you send me a signed picture?
Unfortunately, I don't have anything I can give you. Feel free to send anything relevant that you want signed to my PO Box (along with a self-addressed stamped envelope), and I'll be sure to get it back to you as quickly as possible.
Haydn Porter
10632 South Memorial
#203
Tulsa, OK 74133
Can you leave me a comment?
I spend a lot of my free time responding to messages on here as it is, and I'm afraid I just don't have the extra time to fill comment requests.
Do you really like Star Wars and video games?
Yes. Anyone who doesn't gets axed from my friends list.
Do you have an instant messenger program? What is your screen name?
As an experiment, I'll provide my aim screen name. If I get totally bombarded with messages, I probably won't go on too often, but here it is anyway: HaydnPorter Original, eh?
I see you have a fan art section. Can I send you something?
Absolutely! I love seeing what talented people are able to come up with, and I'd be honored!
My Website: HaydnPorter.com
My profile on SFN: SternFanNetwork.com
If you have any suggestions for the "Girls of Howard Stern Slumber Party" please respond in this forum

My Interests



My friend posted this video of us from high school. It's a rare peek into the mind of a nutty model/wannabe actress.

My Silly Campaign Thingy

I gave my brother cat shit for x-mas

I'd like to meet:

Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Artie Lange, and Baba Booey. Okay, so now I've met those guys. They were all really nice (with the exception of Gary, who I think was bothered by my age.) Now, I'm on the hunt for Jared Leto. He's really my only celebrity crush. Hmmm....

Music:

Weezer, Nirvana, No Doubt, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Kinks, Sublime, The Pixies, Weird Al, Michael Jackson, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goblin, The Smashing Pumpkins, M.I.A, Daft Punk, television and movie theme songs, video game music, Beastie Boys, Muse, Harry Nilsson

Movies:

Terminator 2, Star Wars, Labyrinth, Halloween, Gremlins, Leprechaun, Child's Play, Nightmare on Elmstreet, A Pretty Persuasion, Pumpkin Head, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dead Alive, Psycho, Suspiria, Phenomena, Cabin Fever, House of 1000 Corpses, Spirited Away, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, Cube, Kill Bill, Starship Troopers, In the Mouth of Madness, Total Recall, The Brave Little Toaster, Freddy Got Fingered, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Requiem for a Dream, I Spit on Your Grave, West World, Totoro, Army of Darkness, Private Parts

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Daria, Degrassi, Star Trek, Jeopardy, Family Guy, Howard Stern, The Munsters, Cold Case Files, First 48, Project Runway, Discovery Health shows, Da Ali G Show, South Park, American Justice, The Twilight Zone, Peep Show, Little Britain, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Jacqueline Wilson books, A Handmaid's Tale, Mrs. Bridge, Private Parts, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, The Bell Jar, Into The Fire, In The Dark

Heroes:

Howard Stern and Michael Jackson

My Blog

Playboys All Naturals (new shoots!)

Hello my wonderful friends and fans!!  Despite still being sick, I am feeling on top of the world!  Yesterday a bunch of new photo sets and videos went up, and you can see a preview here: ht...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

Star Wars heals all wounds

    The past week has been filled with enough comedy and tragedy to put old Shakespeare to shame.  I'm feeling so angry and hurt about this dumb break up, and have been listening t...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:46:00 PST

Bronchitis and Heartbreak

Sorry it's been so long since I last posted a decent blog. I've been under a ridiculous amount of stress lately, and after coughing non-stop for 3 weeks, I finally hobbled to the doctor yesterday and ...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

Hacking up my lungs...

Ugh.  I’m running a fever, have a gross snotty nose, and I think I’m on the verge of coughing up one of my lungs.  I just feel all achey and foul, and I don’t really know w...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

Fun times in LA

I just got back from LA, and man was that an exhausting trip!  I did 4 photo shoots, 2 videos, an interview for Playboy TV, and an interview on Playboy Radio all in one weekend! Oh, I also manage...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:47:00 PST

Playboy Morning Show

After doing a bunch more Playboy shoots last week, I'm going to be on the Playboy Morning Show tomorrow, March 10th.  To listen, tune in to channel 198 around 11:45 EST/ 8:45 PST.  If you'd ...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:32:00 PST

Good news, everyone!

Said in the voice of Professor Farnsworth, of course...  Anyway, onto the good news!    As I was leaving the gym today, I received a call from a Californian area code, and was aske...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST

My insanely busy life

Gosh, I have been so busy the past few weeks!  I think I might lose my mind.  There's just so much work to be done right now, and I haven't got time for it all.  I'm only taking 15 hour...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

The Mommy Blog

    My mom recently overheard me singing a song from Futurama.  It goes "Single female lawyer, havin' lotsa sex...."  She gave me a very puzzled look, and said she hoped it wa...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

New Years Poop Blog

So tonight's the night of the Playboy New Year's party, and I'm pretty excited. I have a really cute dress to wear (I'll post pics once I get my hair and makeup all done), and some really awesome sna...
Posted by Haydn Porter on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:47:00 PST