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Dan The Song Parody Man

I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting over the fact God has not seen

About Me

Get Your Own Voice Player ManageYou'd better ask someone else...my views on the subject are clearly biased................ ____________________________________________________________ ___________CHECK MY BLOG FOR INFO ON MY NEW CD!!!When Jeff Beacher's Midgets Attack
.. width="425" height="350" ..You may know me as "Dan the Song Parody Man" if you listen to the greatest show in the history of radio. I also may be the guy who caused you to ask for a refund at your(formerly) favorite comedy club. ____________________________________________________________ ________ *Writer, comedian, Song Parody Man, puppet, pauper, pirate, poet, pawn and a king* *Free-wheeling, song writing, harley riding, headbanging long-haired tattooed freak just doing my thing* *Lovin who I love, ignoring those I hate, dancing with the devil and twisting the hands of fate* *Some never take a risk or a chance to change the game* *You stare at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh 'cause you're all the same* *Love me, hate me, cut me(yeah, YOU), save me, kill me, choose me, win me, lose me* *Purify my soul through fire, spread my ashes to nourish the earth* ____________________________________________________________ __________ BTW...I'm sorry but I cannot and will not email or post a funny song or bit you heard on your favorite radio show...I would never disrespect the rightful owner by distributing THEIR property. Be resourceful, tape it yourself...the show is replayed twice a day (I have a huge personal collection because I made the effort to tape it every day so I'd never miss one magic moment..you can too.)! If you have a great idea for a song, do it yourself and send it in...everything is listened to. If it's good, it may get played. If it is "almost there but not quite" someone may email you with a few suggestions for minor adjustments.________________________________________________ _______________________ If you write the word "cool" as "kewl", you're neither. If you write the word "gay" as "ghey", you're both. ____________________________________________________________ __________

My Interests

making people laugh, stopping people from crying, making people laugh so hard that they cry.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Whatever rocks, whether it be rock, reggae, classical, jazz, tribal rhythms or anything else. Lyrics can tell a story, but I love instrumental music that can take you through the full range of emotions without ever saying a word... the music alone speaks volumes.

Movies:


MySpace Layouts

Television:

Howard Stern On Demand

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Private Parts, Miss America, Steal This Book, The Godfather, Fear and Loathing In LV, No One Here Gets Out Alive, The Improvised Munitions Handbook, Where the Wild Things Are, Scuttle the Stowaway Mouse, Wiseguy, 1978-1982 Harley Davidson FX/FL Service Manual, The Skincyclopedia, Green Eggs and Ham, Supertwink Original Script, 1st Ed., The Last Don, The Last Mafioso, Last of the Mohicans.

Heroes:

People who I look up to.

My Blog

Comedy in Easton and Levittown PA this weekend!

I'll be Hosting Comedy in Easton and Levittown this weekend! To all my friends in Pennsylvania (or anywhere nearby!), I will be performing/hosting at Levy's Comedy Club this Friday June 27th in Easton...
Posted by Dan The Song Parody Man on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST

Dan the Song Parody Man CD COMING SOON!

I've been comtemplating putting out a CD for a while now, and I've always gotten tons of emails requesting  a CD, so I'm starting work on something special. My first priority is producing to...
Posted by Dan The Song Parody Man on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST