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Girls, laughing, dancing, drinking, partying...... Aside from that Not much im pretty shallow
Anyone who has cool and different talents.The LEAD SINGER of Creed so I could throw him in a flying head lock.Angelinas LITTLE MOHAWK BABY because I have a sneaky suspicion the kid isn't real. I think if you twist his head it would come off and he's really just a high tech jelly bean holder.I'd like to meet MYSELF 10 years ago so I could sock me in the gut and while I was recuperating I would tell me to stop walking around like I'm 6 foot 4 and 240 lbs cause in reality I look like a fat little kid from long island with a Huge Head.I hate cocky people. Me included.Finally, the number one person I'd like to meet is Natalie Portman in a hostage situation where we'd be hiding in some cozy room waiting for the SWAT team to show up. I'd tell her to relax cause I was trained for this kind of thing. she's ask me what I meant. I would then say, well I did some special forces work in Iraq but now that I'm back from the war I work for children. She'd say my God that's so brave! But you're also so sensitive. yeah, I'd say well hurting people is easy it's healing and saving that's hard. suddenly she'd coo and fall into me hungry to drink from my wine red mouth. I would push her away after about 10 seconds and tell her to sit tight cause I got work to do. At which point I'd pull out my Berritta 380 and POP all three terrorists faster than she could flinch from the explosing my bullets made. Then through a cloud of smoke I'd come back into the room and say, "now where were we?"
Old School, good Hip Hop, Rock and ROll
Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Grandma's Boy, First 5 Naked Guns, Star Wars (All of them- I own a life size Yoda) Beer League, First 3 Police Academy's , Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1 and II , Cable Guy, All Indian Jones, Flash Gordon, The Color of Money, Risky Business, Heavyweights with Ben Stiller a classic! Grandmas's Boy! Zohan, and Benchwarnmers!
24 , The X Files , Simple Life , Knight Rider , The A team , Gay Robot, Beacher's Madhouse, Seinfeld , The Greatest American Hero
Don't read im an idiot
My Father and mother ! Jeff beacher, Pt Barnum, Felix Rappaport, Paris and Nicky, and of course Jason Straus.