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About Heidi
My name is Heidi Cortez and here I am. I live in Hollywood ....A very awesome place. I live by the saying... "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself." Cause, let’s be honest...no one can do it better. I own the coolest tanning salon ever, CABANA TANS in Reno, NV. I started off as a model and I use to host "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez" on Howard Stern's Howard 100 & 101 on Sirius Radio. But now I'm on the TV Show, Sunset Tan on the E! Channel, and host my own radio show called, The Heidi Cortez Show. I'm also a Best-Selling author of "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" that of course you can pick up at any bookstore( wink wink). I also love doing prank phone calls(what can i say? Its a sick talent i have...ha!). I'm truly a blessed person. I'm not anything like people might expect me to be. I'm not stuck up. I'm funny and down to earth and I'm still stoked that I can flip a switch and lights come on. The way to my heart is through COMEDY! There’s nothing I love more than stand-up or just silly f'ing people(take me to a comedy show, and you've gotten my attention).
Things I love are...rootbeer, horse betting, high heels, shopping, going to punk shows and concerts, candy, going to Burning Man, Watching fairy tale movies, hanging out w/ Austin, traveling, the beach, hanging w/ my buddies, and COMEDY. And no....I don’t want your screen name, address, email address, phone number, SS#, or your sidekick text... . Please forgive me for not being able to answer everyone’s messages (Please put a subject or I don’t read them anyways). However, I do read most of them and I'm very thankful(more than you know). You guys are the best!
Please send all booking/Interview inquiries to my cool Manager, Ashley . If you would like me to read it as well just copy me in on it [email protected] .
Also, go check out www.HeidiCortez.com for photos, videos and and downloads.........Its good for you( Yeah, Kinda Like Carrots)
The Heidi Cortez Show: Live every Monday 6pm Pacific/9pm Eastern
Heidi Cortez invites you to SocialVibe.com
Who I'd Like to Meet:
The f'ing Hackers, fans, new friends, the Beastie Boys and Anyone that enjoys comedy as much as me. I love to go to stand up comedy..... !
Heidi's Companies:
Heidi Cortez, Inc.
United States
2006
Owner
Simon & Schuster Publishing
New York City, NY
2006
Author (35 short bedtime stories)
SIRIUS Radio 2006
New York, NY
2006
Radio Host of "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez" 2006 Playboy Enterprises
Beverly Hills, CA
2005
Model
Cabana Tans
Reno, NV
2004-Present
Owner
Sunset Tan on E!
MusicThe Beach Boys, Rancid, NOFX, Violet Femmes, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Greenday, Social D, Ramones, Dick Dayle, The Killers,The Bouncing Souls, Green Day, Face to Face, AFI, Jouney, Cyndi Lauper, Transplants, Tom Petty, A&A, Dropkick Murphys, The Fratellis Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, Pennywise, I like all sorts of stuff.. ................
BooksMy Book is a Barnes & Noble Best Seller and published by the great people at Simon & Schuster. Its 35 short Betimes Stories sold everywhere! "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" Click me for Heidi's Bedtime Stories MoviesOffice Space, Fletch(love Chevy Chase more than any other guy) , Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea HeroesAnyone that has made there way to the top from the very bottom. My Bitch, Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo TelevisionHoward Stern of course! He's the man and Sunset Tan on E!
