☠ Twisted Alice☠™

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1. I am 28 years old- yes really
2. I am married to the best man on this plant- Jason
3. I am a GO GO dancer NOT a STRIPPER
4. I have 4 dogs that are my life
5. I want to be on a billboard and a magazine cover- NOT for Beacher's been there.
6. Rock chick!!!
7. Enthralled with serial Killers
8. I walked down the aisle to Slash playing the "Godfather Theme"
9. Hate when people try to be me- imitation is NOT flattery to me it is just stalker creepy
10. My husband and I have an obsession with Kurt Cobain- I was giddy when I took the dead rock star quiz and got him.
11. I am a Steelers fan
12. I am a Braves fan- I root for the Dodgers cuz Jason loves them
13. I secretly love rock/ hip hop mash ups
14. I WILL shock you
15. I love that I look like Alice in Wonderland
16. I have twins that are not related to me- SEE Jason (not hubby) and Truth...
17. I have a gay work husband that I no longer work with
18. I have two best friends that live in LA
19. I am the oldest of 6
20. Black is my favorite color and i usually paint my nails this color
21. I live in my chucks- wore white ones on my wedding day
22. I am sad that i am not in the Rob Zombie Halloween- I will be in a Halloween movie tho
23. Shhh I like Weezer
24. I naturally have auburn hair
25. I eat like crap- except when Hubby cooks
26. I have the HOTTEST friends
27. I may be small but I will kick your ass if needed
28. I do crossword puzzles
29. I read ANYTHING
30. I hate crazy stalker people
31. I will tell you if you are being stupid, crazy, irresponsible, out of line, loud etc and I expect to be told when I am
32. I will tell you if you have food in your teeth
33. I love the Beatles and I know only 2 other people that equal my obsession
34. I cry when I hear about an animal being hurt
32. My husband plays baseball and that turns me on
33. I am a psychology student
34. I am in love with Johnny Depp
35. I have a brother in law- his name is Matt and I have known him since he was in the 4th grade
36. I have never met my husbands best friend BUT he somehow knows me well
37. I drink way to much soda
38. I have been married 2 times to the same guy
39. My wedding anniversaries are 06-06-06- yes 666 =D and 10-31-07 yes Halloween
40. I am eviler than I look
41. I will fight for any friend but don't cross me it wont be good for you
42. I have an ABFF named Tiffany- A stands for AWKWARD but it works
43. Your "famous" friends don't impress me- but I will brag about mine haha
44. This is Jason's baseball number
45. I can not swim
46. I want to be the one that discovers a dead body- although I would rather no one die- but I want to watch a 48 hours hard Evidence and hear "the body was discovered by a dog walker' and know that it was me
47. I have issues lol
48. I am not scared easily which will eventually get me killed
49. I love that my husband takes care of me
50. I have insomina
51. I am a pirate
52. I am a pin up ;
53. I love Polar Bears and they need to be saved
54. There is serious brutality happening with horses and it needs to stop- to find out how to help please message me!!)
55. I am the DON of the Princess Mafia
56. I am a Voodoo Doll Go Go come check us out!!!