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H&trade ☆ Keeper of Keys, Eater of Souls

I don't care how many famous people you know.

About Me



My IQ is 140.

When I grow up I want to be in Mensa.

My Interests



If You Read
You'll Judge



Morgens und abends zu lesen
Der, den ich liebe
Hat mir gesagt
Daß er mich braucht.
Darum
Gebe ich auf mich acht
Sehe auf meinen Weg und
Fürchte von jedem Regentropfen
Daß er mich erschlagen könnte.

To read in morning and at night
Someone I love
Told me
That he needs me.
That is why
I take good care of myself
Watch out where I'm going and
Fear that any drop of rain
Might kill me.

--Bertolt Brecht

I'd like to meet:



Not. You.

The following is a list of people I will not add:

People under age 21 who I don't know from "real life"
Hip Hop Artists
Bands
People with 3498657894 friends- all of whom are half naked women
People who use 'LOL' excessively
People who send me jesus mail
People involved in 'whore trains' or the like
People who want me to be in their porno
People who TyPe LiKe ThIs
Oh the list could go on....

Chances are I'm not going to like you.

By the way - Knowing me five to ten years ago does not make us friends.

Thanks.

Music:

If you know these bands I love you.
Plexi
Campfire Girls
Black Market Flowers
Lifter
That Dog
Supersport 2000
Cellophane
Slow signal Fade
El Magnifico
Dirty Mary
Carla Bozulich
Bran Van
Supervillain
Dwarves
Joker Five Speed
Procol Harum (you'd be surprised)
The Rutles
801
Excel
All Day Sucker
Xu Xu Fang
The Protocol
Tape

Everything Else
Pixies
Aerosmith circa 1970's
Roxy Music
Brian eno
Minutemen
Bad Brains
Pulp
Air Supply
Outfield
Sparklehorse
Johnny Thunders
MC5
Grandaddy
Wax
Bob Forrest
Mother Love Bone
Mudhoney
Television
Richard Hell and The Voidoids
Buzzcocks
Floyd (and resulting solo projects)
Can
Yes
L7
Frank Black
Sugar
STP
Dinosaur Jr.
Jane's Addiction
Cheap Trick
Big Star
Air
Deee-Lite
Zero 7
Neil young
Pavement
Bowie
Wilco
PJ Harvey
Leonard Cohen
Elliott Smith
Jeff Buckley
Morrissey
Journey
Echo and the Bunnymen
Tears for Fears
Peaches
Blur
Super furry animals
Helium
Lou Reed
Mark Lanegan
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Spiritualized
Joy Division
THE
Doors
Kinks
Clash
Ramones
Stooges
Dictators
Germs
Runaways
Las
Church
Smiths
Jesus and Mary Chain
Cure
Breeders
Cranberries (don't judge me)
Flaming Lips
Velvet Underground
Replacements

I am
Everything Your Mother Warned You About

Movies:


Donnie Darko

Anything Stanley Kubrick

Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, and all things Bill Murray

Spinal Tap

Secretary

Television:

I don't appreciate stereovision.

Books:

F. Scott fitzgerald
Jean-Paul Sartre
Frederick Nietzsche
King Solomon's Mines
the Outsiders
Norman Mailer's American Dream
PLEASE KILL ME
The Other Hollywood
Seventh Heaven
J Swift
Franz Kafka
Kurt Vonnegut
Kill Your Idols

Heroes:

Art Bell

and

My Blog

Hell is other people.

I'm afraid you won't lead me anywhere.It's black in here the sun is blotted out.Your breath is dripping alcohol and smoke.And I can't see your eyes.I'm afraid you won't lead me anywhere.It's dark in h...
Posted by H&trade on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST

Venez au bord

"Venez au bord du gouffre", leur dit-il. "Nous avons peur" dirent-ils. "Venez au bord du gouffre", leur dit-il. Ils approchèrent, Il les poussa... Et ils s'envolèrent. -- Christopher Logue écrit ...
Posted by H&trade on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST

Junkie.

I am not enlightenedTheres no halo on my headI scratch my arms in cornersI hope Ill end up deadI am not your martyrYour messiahOr your friend...
Posted by H&trade on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

B.L.A.M.E.

I'm the girl with no soul.I'm the girl on thought control.I'm the girl with no soul.I'm the girl that's not really whole.Yeah, I'm the one with no soul.But I'm above and you're below.B.L.A.M.EBlame Me...
Posted by H&trade on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

The year of the Elephant

The year began in a burst of flameElephant picking on the Mice againIt's all the same, It's all the sameRich man's nonsense, placing blame.The year of the ElephantWe're all gonna burnThe year of the E...
Posted by H&trade on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

Seventeen

Momma's callin'Alarm is ringin'I don't wanna wake upNo school today Boss is callin'Phone is ringin'I don't wanna wake upNo work today  what do you want from me, I am just seventeenw...
Posted by H&trade on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

I made a mess

Oh no I spilled my lifeIt's on the table nowI tried to wipe it upBut I'm all out of steam You promised you'd wipe me clean.Oh no I broke my backI think I'll give it upI tried to glue it...
Posted by H&trade on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST

Habit

There's no hope in Johnny's eyesHe's looking in on his own demiseReally, really ain't no surpriseNot in Johnny's eyes- Johnny's eyesFocus in cause' its real darkLooking for a place to parkGoes inside ...
Posted by H&trade on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

Our Beloved Grudge

I think I'm listening dyslexicWhatever that meansSomeone's talking backwardsI hope they won't ever talk to meI'm picking flowers without lookingThere's no petalsIt's only stemsIt's only stemsAnd no ma...
Posted by H&trade on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:39:00 PST

The Broken Heart Song

You know I'll miss youAnd the coffee ring on the tableYou know I'll miss your eyes in the morningsAnd I'm so sorryBut I can't see you no moreYou know I'll kiss youOne last time before the trainYou kno...
Posted by H&trade on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST