"Anthony"

Tigerlilly!!

About Me

I walked into the party like I was walking onto a yacht. My hat strategically dipped below one eye, my scarf was apricot. I had one eye in the mirror as I watched myself gavotte.

My Interests

Junkies, hookers, religious types, serial victims, guns and ammo, coffee, sarcasm, freckles, money laundering, helping the poor, inappropriate behavior, no limit Texas hold 'em, making out to Journey, guilty pleasures, shadow dancing, spiderholes and honest injuns, tough games, competition, bomb proof cadillacs, a/c, gold taps, platinum hubcaps, horses for courses, market forces, order, make-up, lime light, power, game shows, rodeos, star wars, tv, treats, tricks, carrots and sticks, fear and loathing, sheep’s clothing, blacked-out vans, contingency plans, death or glory, I love a good story.

I'd like to meet:

Sun Tzu, the male backup singer in Total Eclipse of the Heart, Machine Gun Kelly, Crazy Janey and her mission man, Wild Billy, G-Man, Hazy Davy, Killer Joe, your dogs, your dealer, my accountant who pays for it all.

Music:

Roxy Music, The Dwarves, Sierra Swan, X, Buzzcocks, The Damned, Donna Summer, Wilco, Bran Van 3000, Joker Five Speed, Eno, Bowie, Mother Love Bone, Abba, Bill Withers, The King, The Boss, The Germs, Hope Sandoval, Spain, The Jam, New York Dolls, Kinks, The Cure, Nick Drake, Waylon & Willie, Dead Boys, Geraldine Fibbers, Stones, Who, Floyd, Campfire Girls, Plexi, Air, Dusty Springfield, Sweet, Burt Bacharach, Cat Power, KISS, Elton John, Mickey Avalon, Velvet Underground, Scissor Sisters, Bicycle Thief/Thelonious Monster, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Moby, Seu Jorge, Dirty Mary, bands that draw well, all the Neils, Jeff Buckley, Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams III, bad lounge music, songs that make you feel a feeling sort of similar to seeing a spotted horse.

Movies:

French Connection, The Professional, Barfly, Godfather, Two Lane Blacktop (greatest movie of all time), Panic in Needle Park, Donnie Darko, Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, Xanadu, Cool Hand Luke, Lost In Translation, Dog Day Afternoon, Harold & Maude, Bugsy Malone, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Crumb, Bottle Rocket, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Blazing Saddles, Mother Jugs & Speed, Lord Love A Duck

Television:

The Office (BBC), Sopranos, Arrested Development

Books:

Fucked Up + Photocopied, The Art of War, anything Mark Twain, Sedaris, Please Kill Me, True Crime, Tintin.

Heroes:

Robert Crumb, Maddie and Dozer, Michael Angelos, powerball winners, Burroughs, Howard Roark, The Wolf, a group of anonymous Latin American meat packing glitterati.

My Blog

R.I.P. Dozer

Today is the saddest day in a long time. I lost my best friend this afternoon. I'm gonna to miss him real bad. My heart hurts.Rest In Peace Dozer?? - October 17, 2005...
Posted by "Anthony" on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:17:00 PST

Wolfman Fairies Dressed In Drag For Homicide...

The ragamuffin gunner is returnin' home like a hungry runawayHe walks through town all alone--"He must be from the fort," he hears the high school girls sayHis countryside's burnin' with wolfman fairi...
Posted by "Anthony" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Life In Words...

Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was giv...
Posted by "Anthony" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention: Anthony is now "Anthony"

After careful consideration, and much legal wrangling I have made the leap. I commited fully tonight at dinner (with 3 wonderful people) and there is no turning back now. From now on, my name is to...
Posted by "Anthony" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST