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Sauza Paul

I make the baby Jesus cry.

About Me

I Love Satan

My Interests

Tequila, Cigarettes, Rock N Roll, Angels Baseball

I'd like to meet:

Satan

Music:

The Clash (the only band that matters), Tony Coca-Cola and the Roosters, Dead Boys, Misfits, Ramones, Minor Threat, Fear, Rancid, Social Distortion, Murder City Devils, Supersuckers, THROW RAG, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Cramps, Stooges, NEW YORK DOLLS, Operation Ivy, X, Turbonegro, DEVO, B52s, Johnny Cash, Blondie, Johnny Thunders, Heartbreakers, Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers, Dwarves, Riverboat Gamblers, Toots & the Maytals, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, VU, MC5, Buddy Holly, Link Wray, Sonics

Movies:

Planet Terror, Death Proof, SLEEPAWAY CAMP, Kill Bill, anything with blood, drugs and tits, Switchblade Sisters, Ms 45, the HOWLING, Humanoids From the Deep, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, SUSPIRIA, Rock n Roll High School, Psycho Beach Party, Half Baked, John Waters films, Last House on the Left, Ginger Snaps 1&2, May, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Pam Grier movies, All Kubrick movies EXCEPT the Shining, Death Race 2000, Ed Wood, Battle Royale, The Devils Rejects, Bride of Chucky, Village of the Damned (original), Curse of the Werewolf, ZATOICHI, Lone Wolf and Cub, the Blood Splattered Bride, the DRILLER KILLER, Death Wish, Death Wish 3, Road House

Television:

Married...with Children reruns. Over and Over. Every Day.

Books:

Do magazines count as books?

Heroes:

just for one day

My Blog

I Spoke to my Congressman

Here's a phone call I had yesterday, the dialoge is from memeroy, so not exactMe: HelloGuy: This is (blah blah blah) from Phillip Morris.  Are there any adult smokers in the home?Me: Yes, I'm a s...
Posted by Sauza Paul on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST

Cheesus Christ

I recieved a message from Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.  A Cheeto shaped cross.  Very clever, JC, sticking it in a bag of Jalepeno Cheetos, and Jesus being a Mexican name.  I can only ass...
Posted by Sauza Paul on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

ROAD HOUSE

I can't believe it took me 18 years to see ROAD HOUSE, but better late than never.  This movie had EVERYTHING!  Tits, knife fights, bad dialouge, John Doe, a monster truck, and then everythi...
Posted by Sauza Paul on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

Mohammad the Mummy

Next door to the bar is the Curry House.  The chef there is an old little guy who Nova and I call "the Mummy"  When I frist started working at Coach, I said 'hello' to him, since he stands o...
Posted by Sauza Paul on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

Shirtless Men of MySpace

Lick my nutsack, motherfuckers
Posted by Sauza Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Throw Rag

I saw Throw Rag w/ Supersuckers in Anaheim on 2/18. I had about $80 worth of tequila and then some more at Burgundy, and some car bombs. I go so fuckin sick, I didn't get out of bed for the next 30 ...
Posted by Sauza Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gonna Bake a Motherfucking Pizza tonight

Whoa Whoa Whoa-o Motherfucking Pizza Tonight!
Posted by Sauza Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST