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María, aka THE DUCHESS OF CHEER!

don't mistake my kindness as a weakness!

About Me


About me:
But, by day i'm a mild mannered Forensic Specialist, trying to save the world, one fingerprint at a time. By nite? I'm either referred to as "The Duchess of Cheer!" or "Billy Jack Bitch", depending on my mood.I turn into a 70's blaxploitation badass/rocker, with a penchant for rockin' afros, hats, brass knuckles, scarves, boots & fur coats.I prefer the company of men than women (girly-tomboy). I luv baby animals but fear them when they grow up. In my other life i was a drummer in a metal band. If you ask me for my opinion, i'll give it to you straight (no chaser!). I tend to fit in & adapt to any enviroment i may encounter. I wear my heart on my sleeve (to my detriment). I'm soo not above faults! Honesty gets me in trouble. I have a twisted sense of humor (hehe!). I like writing poetry in dark, stinky bars with loud punk rock music playing. I'm passionate & sweet all rolled up into one big bloody mess! Try to keep up.... :)***DISCLAIMER!*****I'M NOT A "CYBER-HO", SO ALL YOU FREAKS OF THE WEEK HAD BETTER STEP OFF (NO I WON'T LET YOU LICK MY TOES!) ALSO, PLEASE DON'T ASK TO BE ADDED WITHOUT AT LEAST A NOTE. I'M NO LONGER ACCEPTING BLIND ADDS.Thanks, *The Management*
DON'T SPANK THE MONKEY!!! :P
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My Interests

boxing, tats/piercings, record shopping, museums, bookstores, thrift stores, pillow talk, people watching, learning to play the drums, djing, indie & old movies, reading, partying, writing poetry, making jewelry, dancing, & exotic foods.

I'd like to meet:

GERARD BUTLERIDRIS ELBAGEICO CAVE DUDESVINNIE JONES and people with kool-aid colored hair

Music:

I luv all genres (rock,r&b,punk,country,classical,reggaeton,etc),but just off the tip of my tongue: Gnarls Barkley, Patsy Cline, Method Man/Redman, Wu-Tang, OutKast, The Last Poets, Nina Simone, Sean Paul, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Dizee Rascal, Sex Pistols, Barry White, Dusty Springfield, Tom Waits, Jill Scott, Iggy Pop, Massive Attack, Fishbone, Earth/Wind & Fire, X, Miles Davis, Tool, Clutch, Fugees, Gang Starr, U2, LL Cool J, Johnny Cash, Joss Stone, Leonard Cohen, Eagles of Death Metal, De La Soul, Kenny Rogers, Tony Touch, NIN, The Beastie Boys, M.I.A., Willie Nelson, Aretha, The Ramones, Yellowman, Tribe Called Quest, Mobb Deep, The Pixies, RUN-DMC, Soul to Soul, Queens of the Stone Age, Johnny Lang, Digable Planets, X-Clan, Billie Holliday, Lauryn Hill, Clash, AC/DC, Mozart, Bowie, Dr Dre, Led Zepplin, D'Angelo, Bob Marley, Charlie Feathers, The Rolling Stones, Tricky, Hank Williams, The Knives, Blood Sugar, Motochrist, Soda & his Million Piece Band & the Kill Devils...these are just a "few"examples. I'm into everything that makes me think, get in the mood or want to shake my ass-sets! :p

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs


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Love Jones, Repo Man, Heathers, Black Hawk Down, Crooklyn, From Dusk til Dawn,Fast Times @ Ridgemont High, Born in the Brothels, Lock,Stock & two smoking barrels


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Bridge over river Kwai,To Kill a Mockingbird


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Ghost Dog, L.A. Confidential, American Beauty, Raising Arizona, Braum Stroker's Dracula, Babe, Street Car Named Desire, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas


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, Party Girl, Manhunter, Halfbaked, Affliction, Hollywood Shuffle, Boyz in the Hood


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Whatever happened to Baby Jane?, Battle Royale, Desperado, Buckaroo Bonsai, Clerks, Crumb, Alien, The Bad Seed, The Exorcist, The Omen, City of God


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, old Kung Fu movies, Office Space, Steel Magnolias, Team America:World Police....FUCK YEAH! Sunset Blvd, 70's blaxploitation movies , Quentin T. movies


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, Spike Lee movies, Tim Burton movies, Training Day


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, Blade Runner, 28 Days Later, Amelie, old horror movies, Ray


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, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2


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,Napoleon Dynamite
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Books:

Forensic books , true crime stories (Ann Rule books), poetry by Langston Hughes,The Da Vinci Code, Stiff, Hakagure, Subliminal Seduction (the ploys used by advertisers), poetry by Pablo Neruda (i wish i was that good!), Cruddy, The Art of War, The Magic of Believing, Memoirs of a Geisha, L.A. Weekly (yeah, i know it's a rag)....too many to remember right now.

Heroes:

My parents, grandparents, Civil Rights leaders, and anyone who makes the world a better place to live. Oh, and Billy Holiday, Frida Kahlo, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Joan Jett & Pam Grier are up there too! :p