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Mankzula

sometimes you gotta throw tha fat against tha wall

About Me

i'm kinda like this dude...ya know...and erm...i like some stuff....and then there's some other stuff i don't like...i make music under the names squck, Rock Lobsters and The War On Hugs (1st three in top 12) ...and i drive a dirigible.... .blacktext10 {color: red} .text {color: white} .orangetext15 {color: red} .nametext {color: green} .

My Interests

"Most Valuable sp1200 gold medals", Production,Tattoos, Compromising Situations, General and All-Purpose Dodgyness & Mamkyness, Teeth, Asking Old Ladies Where the Little Girls Room is, Asking the Blind For Directions, W.C.P Vol. 1-Infiniti, Sampling Sputum, G-Tars, Playing By Ear, Brian Fellows, Astronaut Jones, Velvet Jones, BLACKsploitattion,

I'd like to meet:

someone who gets it.

Music:

Andre 3000, Threat, Queens of the Stone Age, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix,The Coral, at the drive-in, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes, Prince Rogers Nelson,N.E.R.D., Kelis, Kanye West, Tha Alkaholiks, Hashbrown, Juvenile, Marvin Gaye, The New Birth, The Shins, Neutral Milk Hotel, Beulah, The Zombies, John Coltrane, Gil Scott Heron, Public Enemy, Sleepy's Theme, Super Furry Animals, The Flaming Lips, Res, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, The Beta Band, foo fighters, del, devin tha dude, ....and you will know us by the trail of dead, the strokes, the notwist, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Jon Brion, Quincy Jones, Kausion, Pac, Kenna, Ludacris, Dr. Dre, Lionel Hampton, Main Source, X-Clan, Ice Cube (Amerikkka's Most Wanted), Dodge Manky, Bjork, Franz Ferdinand, Motorhead, tv on the radio, Probot, kings of convience, erlend oye, astrud and bebel gilberto, gorillaz, dungen, the killers, the bravery, savath y savalas, prefuse 73, burt bacharach, of montreal,david holmes, belle and sebastian, the dears, m.i.a., nouvelle vague, billy corgan, smashed pumpkins, the go! team, the works, green day, the decemberists, blue oyster cult, sondre lerche, de facto, omar rodriguez y lopez, buena vista social club, a band of bees, konono no.1, daniele luppi, the free design, tom vek, moving units, the arcade fire, wolf parade, electric six, leela james, andrew bird, jim croce, carol king, seu jorge, m. ward, they might be giants, caribou, four tet, the most serene republic, architecture in helsinki, the sleepy jackson, the magic numbers, love, all things madlib, all things mf doom, the rapture, amadou & miriam, john mayer trio, bell orchestre, brazilian girls, frost, goldfrapp (1st album), feist, isobel campbell, wax poetic, joy zipper, vashti bunyan, broadcast, the greenhornes, syleena johnson, jamie lidell, jamie foxx (yeah that's right, jamie foxx), she wants revenge,platinum pied pipers, gorky's zygotic mynci, sufjan stevens, martin denny, les baxter, autolux, SA-RA Creative Partners, etc.

Movies:

Trading Places, Pi, Kids, Cooley High, Coming to America, Do The Right Thing, Mo' Better Blues, Evil Dead 2, Krush Groove, Top Gun, The Karate Kid, Under The Cherry Moon, Purple Rain, Juice, Menace to Society, Dead Presidents, Empire of the Sun, The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Truck Turner, Resivoir (sp) Dogs, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Kill Bill, Beat Street, RAD!!!!, Thrashin', Friday Foster, Dolemite, Superfly, Belly, Snatch, Lock,Stock& Two Smoking Barrels, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Billy Jack, The Three Amigos, The Andromeda Strain, Total Recall, The Breakfast Club, Lost Boys, Rocky IV, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, The Lovers of the Artic Circle, Amelie, The Morning Star, Killer, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, Storytelling, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!!!!!!!!! etc.

Television:

Seinfeld, That '70's Show, SpongeBob SquarePants, SNL, The Entire Comedy Central Line-up (Except Carlos Mencia- SuperWEAK), Conan O'Brian, SubTerranian on MTV2(I'm sure that's Speeled Wrong) Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chapelle's Show, AquaTeen Hungerforce, , Roseanne, Cheers, Goodtimes, Howard Stern, Tough Crowd, Touching Evil, That's My Mama....pretty much anything EXCEPT oprah.

Books:

The Gunslinger Series, Things Fall Apart, 1984, Animal Farm, Where The Red Fern Grows, The Star-Bellied Sneetches, Anything/Everything by Robert Heinlein, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Chronicles of Narnia, Everything I've ever read by Terry Brooks, Childhood's End, Behold The Pale Horse, Most of Stephen King's catalouge, shit by Frantz Fanon (The Wretched of the Earth), Ivan Van Sertima (They Came Before Colombus), and Niam Akbar, The Jimi Hendrix Experience Book One-Beginning Guitar Method, Playing Bar Chords Made Easy!, Piano for Dummies, etc.

Heroes:

My Future Self, Thomas "T.K." Carter, Whitman Mayo, Haywood Nelson, Thalmus Rasulala, Yaphet Kotto, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Glynn Turman, Courtney B. Vance, Glenn Plummer, Mabel King, The 1st Lionel on the Jeffersons, Isabel Sanford, Redd Foxx, Chinua Achebe, Truck Turner, Dolemite, Whoever Invented The Tennis Skirt, Ron O'Neal, John Nickens, The Soledad Brothers, The 347th Stunna.........MY PROGENITORS

My Blog

lyric of the day

Wanna feel your raindrops fallin' down all on meThat thunder from down under surrounding meComing down hard pounding me from Storm (Forecass) by Jamie Foxx.       .that's...
Posted by Mankzula on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST

I Got Life

Ain't Got No/I Got Life - by nina simone I ain't got no home, ain't got no shoesAin't got no money, ain't got no classAin't got no skirts, ain't got no sweaterAin't got no perfume, ain't got no bedAin...
Posted by Mankzula on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:38:00 PST

i like

falling.....and i'm not scared...or scarred...and i'll do it again...yeah...
Posted by Mankzula on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST

i just

thought this shit was funny...so on last week's The Flavor of Love (which by the way is a reality show on VH1 in which about 15 or so grown-ass women, {most of whom have one thing keeping them fr...
Posted by Mankzula on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:12:00 PST

whenever you spread grits...

wear your oven mitt.
Posted by Mankzula on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

There's

nothing cool about spelling cool kewl.
Posted by Mankzula on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:13:00 PST

I've

finished typing this before you started reading it. this is a new medium i've developed called boredom art. the goal is to make someone else waste time everytime i do. betcha want those 15 senconds ba...
Posted by Mankzula on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:07:00 PST

It needed to be said...

on the count of three, everyone get off of Pharrell's dick. Alright, here we go... 1... 2... 3... now jump. OK thanks.Contrary to poopular opinion, "Skateboard P" (Jesus, his balls are huge, aren't th...
Posted by Mankzula on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:38:00 PST

Confessions...

of a hermit...so i can't go to sleep without the t.v. on...and i've found that the most relaxing television to snooze to is [email protected] other night...as i was falling asleep...with my ...
Posted by Mankzula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

angel

is just anal with a g.
Posted by Mankzula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST