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About Me

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE ((@))----
DISCLAIMER: this profile is mostly untouched since i very first went on myspace and thought it would be like that 'other' friend's site: pretty much read only by people you see every day anyway. i've kept it like it is, because people seem to like it if it makes sense to you you are probably using lots of illicit drugs: a practice i would never condone, and more importantly don't even profit from:*** Growing up,like so many young girls I was wracked with self doubt and questions my mom couldn't answer. Then, years later, along came a lovely little show that taught us to accept ourselves the way we are, and suddenly young girls weren't asking "why do i have perfect, even white teeth when none of my friends do?" or "why am i uniformly tanned all year in spite of having blue eyes,and straight flaxen blonde hair?' It was called "Baywatch". This little show, so simple in it's premise, taught us that it was OK to have huge firm breasts and tiny hips, that it was ok to have flat, toned abs, to have lovely dark eyelashes that never smear when you dive into the water. God bless Baywatch and the heroic women who made it famous... I'm also into fake Lladro figurines, iridescent unicorn statuettes with snow globes, giant mall-kiosk blankets with leopards, bad Celtic tats, teddy bear sweatshirts & holiday theme sweaters, pickling, my airbrushed acryclic nails, faeiries medieval fests & pewter wizards, Ron Jeremy , processed cheese food (if they have to tell you it's food, it's gotta be good!)I heart MEN but I don't understand you...you're all looking for a "nice" woman, so what do I do, call the guy, leave him 14-15 cute little messages just to let him know I'm thinking about him, and is he impressed? NO! So I think, well maybe he wants someone not so nice, so I sew baby shrimp inside his curtains, and threaten to email all those pics we took to his parents... doesn't work! Tried threatening to pull out my teeth one by one with a pliers and leap out his bedroom window, and he just sd "Go ahead, but not the side where my car is parked" It's a lost cause! Love drawing & paintingworking on my new recycled diy clothing line, decorating my house with thrfited & homemeade stuff CLICK HERE FOR MORE ABOUT ME ,

My Interests

ranflas with mad chrome & car shows in general***DISINTERESTS: IM,usually.

I'd like to meet:

1.Tupac, at a 7 Eleven, cuz Elvis REALLY is dead,know what I mean? 2*****Interesting & funny people,all ethnicities, genders,VEGANS & VEGETARIANS, preferably folks who don't have "Your mama" for who they want to meet******************************************************** * 3.Your mama(j/k)************************************************** 4. I would like to meet people with profile names like "i only cry when i bleed" "it hurts to kill yourself",and "pretty dead roses have sharp thorns",so I could ask them WTF they were thinking ******************** same goes for people who start groups with names like "only losers don't

My Friend Space
I have about 13,000 friends

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Music:

did it again...erased all my favs-but here goes: Air,Air Supply,David Banner,Bauhaus,Belle & Sebastian,Berlin, Birthday Party,Birthing Mart,Blondie,Kurtis Blow, David Bowie, , los bukis, buttrock ballads (bad 80s in general,Total Eclipse of the Heart anyone?), Buzzcocks,Café Tacvba,Tego Calderón,Los Cardenales de N.L, Johnny Cash,The Clash,The Cleavers,Patsy Cline,George Clinton,Celia Cruz, Banda Cuisillos,The Cure,Delasoul, DK, Death Cab for Cutie, Dem Hoodstarz, Amr Diab, Dinora, The Donnas, Nick Drake, Duran Duran, Dropkick Murphys, ELO, Andrea Echeverry, Egyptian dance pop, Brian Eno, The Eyeliners,The Federation, Vicente Fernández, Freddie Fender,Lupe Fiasco, Frankie J, Garbage, Ghettotech (the band and the genre), Grandaddy, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Al Green, The Gun Club, Alejandra Guzmán, Ofra Haza, Ivy Queen, Flaco Jiménez, José Alfredo Jiménez, joy division, Juanes, Keak Da Sneek, Kielbasa Nova, Kumbia Kings, L7, Los *quien sea* Del Norte, Mac Dre (yadadamean), Banda Machos, Banda Maguey, Maná, Marisela, Curtis Mayfield, Ministry, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, Móntez de Durango, MORRISSEY, New Order, Andre Nickatina, Nirvana, O.D.B., Ozomatli, Paquita la del Barrio, Teddy Pendergrass, Pippi Longstalker, Placebo, Poe, Portishead, The Postal Service, Conjunto Primavera, The Ramones, Rasputina, Banda el Recodo, Revolting Cocks, Jenni Rivera, Lupillo Rivera, Roxy Music, Chalino Sánchez, Joan Sebastian, The Selector, SELENA, Shakira, Tupac Shakur, Elliott Smith, Patti Smith, The Smiths, Javier Solis, Marco Antonio Solis, The Stooges, Sublime, Suicidal Tendencies, T-Rex, The Team, Los Tucanes de Tijuana, Tupac, Turf Talk, Luther Vandross, The Velvet Underground, La Tropa Vallenata, Vico C, Alicia Villarreal, Voodooglowskulls, Kanye West, Deniece Williams, Pharrell Williams, Wu Tang Clan, the yeah yeah yeahs, The Ying Yang Twins, Grupo Yndio,Yukmouth Zap Mama, Zion Y Lennox! MOZ, Kurt, Pharrell, Alicia, Chente, Machos Death CabPatsySelena Keak da Sneak

Movies:

All mob movies, Coen Brothers, Wilson Brothers, Hudlin Brothers, Farrelly Brothers, Hughes Brothers (I like the brothas) ZOOLANDER!! Spike Lee, Ang Lee, Jim Jarmusch, Quentin Tarantino,Almodovar,Alfred Hitchcock,Kurosawa, Adaptation, Y tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros Under the Tuscan's Son, Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes, Screwlander, Waiting for Fluffman, The Last Days of Crisco, ANY lifetime movie featuring former Dynasty or Dallas stars (Victoria Principal,Barry Bostwick etc)

Television:

Prisionera,Sopranos, Queer as Folk, 6 Feet Under, The L word, The Wire, While You Were Sedated, Butch Pals for Self-Centered Straight Gals, Joe Pedophile La Univision Gale "Brian Kinney" Harold~hott as folk! kimBER! The L word Tony can be capo di tutti whatevvah, but I want Jimmy, Manolo & Miuccia for my foot soldiers.

Books:

Heavier Than Heaven, Counting Coup, Santitos, anything Julia Alvarez , Sarah Strohmeyer or Carolina Garcia Aguilera. The Lovely Bones, American Psycho, Julia Alvarez , Nina Marie Martinez , Kathy Cano Murrillo, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Caramelo,Face Like an Angel,War Boy, The Mistress of the Spices, A Yellow Raft in Blue Water, Narcocorridos (cuz I'm a BIG naca), Barbara Kingsolver,Total mystery geek (JA Jance puts me in a trance) NO romance novels, cuz Duuh you know how they're gonna end (no offense to u Nora Roberts & Jude Devereaux fans)

Heroes:

I didn't paint this one, Maria did..amazing! Jackie Gleason, Jackie Chan, Jackie Collins, Joan Collins, Joan Crawford, Joan Sebastian, Sebastian Cabot, Belle & Sebastian, bell hooks, Bella Abzug,La Bella Mafia, Saul Bellow, Bill Bellamy, Bill Withers, Bill Murray, Bill Nye, Anais Nin, NIN, Loretta Lynn, Lina Wertmuller, Johnny Weismuller,Johnny Ray,John Gray, Jean Genet, JonBenet, Eric Benet, Eric Roberts, Nora Roberts,Robert Young,Young MC, Force MDs, Full Force,Marianne Faithfull, Marion Berry, Marvin Berry, Lee Marvin, The Melvins, Harold Melvin, Geraldo Rivera, Jenni Rivera, Jenny Jones, Jenny Craig, Craig David, David Cassidy, David Lee Roth, Phillip Roth,Ryan Phillippe, Bijou Phillips,Phillip Morris,Michael Dorris,Doris Day, Morris Day, MORRISSEY, Michael Moore, Roger Moore,Roger Maris, David Sadaris, Antonio Banderas, Antonio de la Rua, Ru Paul, Florence La Rue,Lucy Liu, Girard Depardieu, Jean Patou, Audrey Tautou,Justin Theroux,YOU!!! $$$$$$$$..

My Blog

rough draft, chapters 1-4--my book

the intro is on here too, but i posted it awhile ago :)   chapter 1 1980s "ok ry. i figure it's like this. once you could be on your way to safeway, twice- safeway and back, but three times..that...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:30:00 PST

2 new chapters

hijo de nadie ---------1990s--------------------------------------- there are some people who have so much nerve you think they can't shock you any more, but somehow, they do.then you're like 'oh snap...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST

Christmas Pictures 2006

12-25 brunch, the only time everyone was in towndylan really really wants my clown!thrifted decor, thank you goodwill bins!...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

a new chapter (following up to my most recent one) 4u eva

Next Unititled chapter 1980s In the novelas one of two things generally happens after an accident involving a beautiful woman, She lies peacefully in an iron hospital bed, beneath a simple wood cruci...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

New Chapter 12-06, see chapter below as well

NEW Untitled Chapter: 1980sOne thing about having a big, predominantly Mexican family is that people are always coming over and never calling first. My mom has accepted the embarazo, in fact she's con...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

NEW Chapter to my book 12-06

Read this 1st: Ella- 1980s having a large extended family can be a mixed blessing when you're young, working and preiñada. sure it's nice, having people drop by with take out, te de manzanilla, and v...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

FUNNY BUT CREEPY WOULD-BE SCAMMER

LOSER ALERT: just in time for the holidays Current mood: annoyed as if getting your profile hacked isnt enough excitement for 1 week ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

for those who saw the spam 1s, here's my real bulletin

if ppl R gonna pretend 2b me could they post smthg ORIGINAL? Body: anime porn? free money? c'mon now.. instead how 'bout...1 MOZ bobblehead dolls: they exist,and what a great idea. I mean, who has...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

To anyone who...

has written me and i havent read it yet, its because i'm behind in reading my mail;..just not many chances to be online lately...and to everyone who send me a b'day wish (especially of there's anyone ...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST

intro to my book

and a big 'pues ni modo' (that's "oh well"), mas o menos...cleaned this up to put on my so-called fiction page, and it never showed up there,so here it is, along with another recent excerpt: Cant...
Posted by $Barbie$® on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST