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The Regular

I am The Regular.

About Me

My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Wit
61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. That means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty - after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy? - but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. You just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My Interests

If it comes in a shot glass or I can smoke it, I'm interested.

If it involves a bunch of Canadian farm boys with sticks chasing a puck, I'm interested.

If it's made with 2 guitars, bass, drums and has a melody that never leaves your head, I'm interested.

Everything else matters not.

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you.

Music:

"Here Comes a Regular" by The Replacements. "Let's Go Get Stoned" by Ray Charles. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker. "Fuck You" by D.O.A.

Movies:

Slap Shot, Blue Velvet, Raising Arizona, Dr. Strangelove, Spinal Tap.

Books:

Yes, all of them.

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Ed Anger, Jack Daniels, Mike Watt, Mark Messier