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Sid Pink

what the fuck do YOU know?

About Me

If you don't know by now - then step off this train, baby-pop. I'm the host-with-the-most-boast, too-big-for-the-room-since-I-zoomed-from-the-womb, the unchaste sin-based rat-face with the poorest taste. MC of a platinum standard - from the Modern Drunkard Magazine Convention in Las Vegas to Burlesque shows, rock concerts, film festivals, awards ceremonies and radio programs throughout Denver/Boulder/FoCo [from the dregs of the Climax Lounge to the middling splendor of the Gothic Theatre to the luxuriant trappings of Fiddler's Green; Sid plays every house in town with panache, poingnancy, and power WWW.CAFEPRESS.COM/SIDPINKWEAR More? Peep these, my peeps:*Apogee Magazine Interview* Denver Post Article -Westword Boo-Hoo-

My Interests

gore, pills, blowjobs, rock, "malevolent lounge", free expression, Edward Gorey, biting, the destruction of the tedious, goth babes, non-fiction, pills, misanthropy, the Dark Lord, big cars, animation, burlesque, jewelry, irony [no, the ironic], game shows, skulls, fine dining, guitars that totally blow your mind, reves diaboliques, TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL, Mexico, pirate broadcasting, hipster babes, long fingernails, serial criminals, Illuminati, the Stuart Period, phenomenology, pink/black/silver, goth babes, pills ---- and don't forget to order my patented cocktail, The Sid Pink from your favorite boozery! what's in a 'Sid Pink' cocktail? * * * * easy.... vodka [I prefer Ketel One] Red Bull [tho' I prefer Piranha] and big splash of cranberry juice. Pink is Beautiful, Baby...

I'd like to meet:

the style-obsessed, goth babes, people collectors, serial killers, pro wrestlers, fellow MCs, jewelers, goth babes, tailors, rock musicians, sketch-comedy writers, entertainers, parent-haters, network execs, goth babes, hackers, crackers, script-kiddies, pharmacists and students of pharmacology, Mexican bakers, goth babes, Lincoln Continental drivers, wacky foreigners, the addicted, the obsessed, the masochistic. And goth babes.
NOTE: I'll add bands, companies, troupes, groups - even ones I don't know. My request to you is - NO FUCKING COMMERCIALS POSTED TO MY 'COMMENTS' UNLESS I KNOW YOU. You understand, surely. I appreciate your help.
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Music:

Yes, of course: Sid Pink's "Afternoon Delight" radio show WAS LOST in the shutdown of KBFR... BUT

From the ashes of the transistor rises something even more powerful -- -- -- " *WHISKEY and PILLS* -- that's right, Sid Pink and Pop Genius Arkady are up to no good again and can be found spouting their patented magic [and a slew of hits] at *ClickCaster-* - download a free view from Planet Pink. Get your own Podcast player at www.clickcaster.comOMIGOD! missed "Afternoon Delight"? shows now archived *Past Episodes!!-* *

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Movies:

Irreversible, Seems Like Old Times, Audition, Glengarry, Glen Ross, House of 1000 Corpses, Blue Velvet, Disney's Jungle Book and Robin Hood, I Stand Alone, Bottle Rocket, Last Picture Show, Usual Suspects, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Los Santos Inocentes, The Sting, Girl on a Bridge, Paper Moon, Jesus' Son, Cool Hand Luke, Murder by Death, Ghost World, Napoleon Dynamite, Goin' South, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Philadelphia Story, Rushmore, Fletch, Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Cannonball Run. And caper movies.
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Television:

CHECK OUT THE PILOT EPISODE OF MY SITCOM, "HAS-BEEN" - POSTED *HERE* IN 'MY VIDEOS'!!Not really. Game Show Network, a lot of cartoons, Biography, History Channel, "Destinos", most sketch comedy programs, and of course "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "the Office", "Arrested Development", and Public Access/Denver Open Media - Ch 57, 58, and 129

Books:

"Cruddy" is harrowing. "Devil and the White City", "Stiff", lots of British history, Mexico, travel, burlesque, "Pills-A-Go-Go", Edward Gorey, Kafka, Rand, Dosteovsky. "The Adrian Mole Diaries". Every book about John Dillinger. Serial killer reference materials, "Diary of a Drug Fiend", "Cocaine", books by Lynd Ward. Any other early-20th-century illustrated books. Oh, and isn't poetry so for girls? ;-)UNCLE SID now a proud contributor to *The Donnybrook Writing Academy*

Heroes:

Sammy Davis Jr got 6 blowjobs a day. Dean Martin swaggered. Liberace had great jewelry and clothes. Jimmy Page rocked, fucked teenage girls, practiced occultism, and really thought he was something special. Bob Barker endures, and is an asshole in real life. Guccione. Lynch. Gaspar Noe. Vonnegut. Eminem. Willie. And let's not forget Morris Day...

My Blog

So....

theoretical epistemology, philosophy, and realism aside......All of Everything; - - Forever, without question No chance of re-evaluation [and far far FAR beyond the reach of Faith, Hope, Charity.. a...
Posted by Sid Pink on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:36:00 PST

REBATE!!

As famously apolitical as The Pink One is; something got caught on a barb of my substance-laden brain the other morning; and all the leftover Chinese food and Bloody Marys in the world could not unlod...
Posted by Sid Pink on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:07:00 PST

Blague

Flipping over the case to my spectacles, starting that slow and pointless shove toward the front; it was here, scarcely seconds after the light had gone off and I hadn't even bothered to look out the ...
Posted by Sid Pink on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

...winter of your discontent

After idiotically pouring window-washing fluid into the radiator-overflow of my car last night in the dark; I was too scared to drive today.Which turned out pretty well - because driving today was rea...
Posted by Sid Pink on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST

Oddfellows Lexicon

As the grand Duke of Zuke, Dad, Redford, Storky - or whatever moniker you know him as pointed out - this past weekend was an incredible "boon to the Oddfellows Lexicon". I can't dive into the Cultural...
Posted by Sid Pink on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:14:00 PST

the thing of it is...

...were the leads insured? You know what I mean? And if you *don't* know what I mean - then go to hell.  Or at least to bed.  In shame. Other than that - the usual relentless front of malais...
Posted by Sid Pink on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

unlike the Japanese...

...we here at 'World Police; America" - have not deployed the techology that allows one to take a 'breathalyzer' prior to calling, texting, emailing, or Myspacing. Viva la Revoluccion! It's true; Doc/...
Posted by Sid Pink on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:36:00 PST

blog for the man

...okay, sure - I stole the blog title from The Prof - But he's the fucking *man*.  Turnabout is fair play.  What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander. Eye for an Eye.  So forth...
Posted by Sid Pink on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

nothing much New, here...

..just a reminder that One can never know what Lies Within another entity. All the good guesses; informed speculation; bold hopes; dreams; wishes for what Could Be; projections; self-preservation-indu...
Posted by Sid Pink on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST

a Perfect Day...

I spoke to both Count Z and The Prof about this phenom... the idea of a tremendous, wondrous, magical day that can never be undone. I'll start with a bit of nostalgia; a taste of perfection and emotio...
Posted by Sid Pink on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST