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Kitty B

Message me if you wish to be added. Psychos need not apply. Kplztnx.

About Me

..Don't bother adding me if you don't read past this sentence. I would appreciate it if you sent me a message with your add request, although I probably won't add you if I don't know you or if your profile is private.
I'm so flattered that The Culhanes would put me on their flyer! Thanks guys!
I am not my myspace page.
I'm a tomboy. I have a mouth like a sailor. I can tune up an engine and change my oil, but I love it when a guy pumps my gas for me. I like wearing jeans and boots and drinking beer with the guys. I think the only women that should be on a football field are cheerleaders. However, I'm only comfortable 2 degrees on either side of 74F, I hate bugs, I don't camp and I don't like dirt under my fingernails...unless I'm gardening...
I am snarky, sarcastic and have a very dry and twisted sense of humor. I don't lie, cheat or steal and I'm loyal almost to a fault. My good friends are my family and I would take a bullet for any one of them. I would also kill for them. So becareful how you treat them. ;) I love to laugh, especially at myself. I am a misanthrope to the ninth degree; regardless of race, sex, religion, sexual orientation or creed; although, I am utterly fascinated by people and their behaviors- especially on myspace, which I believe to be the bane of the universe's existance and the world's fastest relationship killer. I only keep this damned thing to keep in touch with those I have no other way to keep in contact with.
I love pie...I love the smell of new shower curtains when you first unfold them.....I love the way the air smells right before it rains and afterwards....I love automobiles and look at them the way construction workers look at hot chicks.....I love football, boys and beer....I love sitting on the porch in the middle of summer drinking wine with my best friend who is the god-dess of all god-desses and makes me laugh more than anyone on the planet...except...
If I could have my way, I'd probably live in the middle of nowhere and hang out in old country-western bars with a bunch of rednecks...but I would miss the city, my love.
I want to live in a world where all the men are Cary Grant, Humphry Bogart, Gary Cooper, James Stewart, John Wayne and Robert Mitchum and all of the women are Rita Hayworth, Bette Davis, Lauren Becall and Katherine Hepburn. I want to live in a world where the women wear hats with veils and gloves and the men wear suits with a flower through their buttonhole and hats and carry hankerchiefs. A world where everyone smokes, has a cocktail in their hands at all times and eats steak for dinner. I want to live in a world without cellphones, water bottles, Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil and SUVs. I want to live in a world where Cadillac actually makes a nice looking automobile and uncommon valor is a common virtue.
I won't change for anyone and I can't respect anyone who would change themselves to try to impress me or win my affections. Be yourself. That's enough.
What does not destroy makes me stronger.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
~David Russel
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
~Brigitte Bardot
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
~Albert Einstein
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
~Andre Gide
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
~John Wayne
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
~Elsa Maxwell
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
~Edna Buchanan
I was in my kitchen, I heard it and I came out.
~Dane Cook
Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is. It's perfect.
~Dane Cook
The only good Hippie, is an inside out Hippie.
~Joe
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
~Dennis Leary
I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
~Dennis Leary
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
~ Frank Moore Colby
Lonliness is loving broken things.
~Jeff Zentner
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
~Cal Naughton, Jr.

My Interests

67 gto. 68 camero. 72 chevelle. 72 nova. adulation. aesthetics. amity. asian food. automobiles. aveda. batman. beauty. being a misanthrope. being complimentary. being gracious. being grateful. being in love. black. black clothes. black cowboy hats. bliss. books. bora bora. breakfast cereal. bush sucks. candor. cars. chewing gum. classic cars. cocktails. coffee. colorado avalanche. comics. compulsion. confidence. consequence. conviviality. cranberry juice. curmudgeons. dancing. debadging. denver. denver broncos. devotion. dood. driving. driving at night. driving faster than you pussy. dude. evince. fall. fast cars. fat tire. fidelity. fiestaware. flirting shamelessly. flowers. football. fuck. fuck bush. fuck hugs. fuck leafblowers. fuck off. fuck show. fuck walmart. fuck yeah. fuck you. gardening. german. german cars. german engineering. germany. glass packs. google. green bay packers. grilled cheese. grocery shopping. hanging with my kid. hating everyone. hating happy horseshit. high heels. hockey. honesty. hope. hot rods. impeaching bush. indian food. indian summer. integrity. kissing. latissimus dorsi. laughing. lebensmittelgeschaft. love. merlot. men. monogamy. muscle cars. music. my kid. notchback. obsessing. obsession. old cars. open minds. overcast mornings. passion. photography. pie. pinstriping. powerball. procrastinating. promptness. purses. racing. rain. rainy afternoons. randy coutour. rat rods. red. respect. retro. romance. sarcasm. sex. speed (not the drug). speeding. splenda. sports cars. spring. straight pipes. super charged. sushi. target. tattoos. tequila. thai food. the 40's. the 50's. the 80's. tonic. traditional hot rods. travel. true love. truth. ufc. vinyl. vodka. vodka tonics. vivaciousness. waxing. weather. wikipedia. wine.

dislikes:
*hugs* (virtual people, virtual). 14 year old vampires. affirmative action. alterior motives. america's obsession with celebrities. arrogance. being broke. birkenstocks. bimbos. bob marley. boulder CO. bugs. cads. camping. cheaters. cheerleaders. clowns. cockstars. cold weather. cowards. diet coke. dirty nasty dreadlocks. dishonesty. double standards. entitlement. escalades. fat days. flakes. george bush and all of his cronies. getting old. glow sticks. gold jewelry. grateful dead. happy horseshit. headaches. hidden agendas. highlands ranch. hip-hop. hippies. hot weather. humorlessness. hunters. hypocrisy. insomnia. j lo. liars. liberals. louts. manipulation. mc donalds. men who claim to be gentlemen who are anything but. mental abuse. misogyny. mixed messages. mtv. narcisists. new metal. notions of political enlightenment. obviousness. onions. passive-aggressiveness. pacifist snobbery. paris hilton. pedophiles. people who ask your advice and then do the opposite. people who can't drive. people who don't use turn signals. people who take up two spaces when parking. people who talk shit about you behind your back and are nice to your face. phish. pirates. political correctness. pomposity. poor me's. pork. pot smokers. poverty. pretentious bores. pussies. pussy muslim men who hide their women behind burkas. the race card. rap. reality tv. red wings suck. rejection. religious zealouts. ren fest/faire whatever. rtd (reason to fucking drive). selfish bastards. sexual mutilation. shallow people (who are always the ones who claim to have the greatest depth). shyness. snow (enough already! christ!). social golddiggers. sociopaths. sock monkeys. spam. stupid people. suvs and the people that drive them. that one chick. the chiefs. the christian wrong. the colts. the new cadillac anything. the patriot act. the raiders. the sun. the war on terror. the word "should". thieves. traffic. ugly people who think they're hot. users. ventriloquist dummies. victim mentality. walmart. whiners (unless they're british then they sound sexy). white people who pretend to be black. white shoes. willful ignorance. wind. winter. wishy-washiness. your bullshit. your lame ass. yippies. yuppies.

I'd like to meet:


The UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World

I'm very picky about who I add, but, of course, your profile will not tell me if you are a sociopath ...or if you are a misogynist or some bizarre combination of the two...I probably won't add you if you are a pot-head, hippie, or one of those wiccan-pagan-ren faire/fest goths, one of those guys with 6000 scantily-clad female friends and I definitely won't add you if you're under 21.
I prefer to have conversations with people who know the difference between *there*, *their* and *they're* as well as *your* and *you're*...I suppose knowing the difference between *rain*, *rein* and *reign* would be too much to ask...although, I'm nice enough and make quite a few spelling errors and typos of my own to not hold it against you...much.

Music:

I like all kinds of music from classical to classic country to industrial. I think it's silly that people close themselves off to music that doesn't go with their "outfits". I am who I am because of the music I've listened to my entire life and music has always been a huge part of my life. Music has gotten me through some rough times and probably saved my life on occassion. There are songs that remind me of my dad, old lovers, best friends. I couldn't throw those away just because the genre isn't whatever is popular right now.

.38 Special. AC/DC. Aktivate Sin. Alice In Chains. Alley Dukes. Bach. Bad Company. A Band Named Sue. Bauhaus. The Beatles. Berlin. Beethoven. Big Band. Billie Holiday. Billy Idol. Bing Crosby. Blondie. The Bravery. Bronski Beat. Buckwild. The Calfbranders. Chopin. The Chop Tops. Chris Isaak. Coldplay. The Culhanes. The Cult. The Damned. David Allen Coe. David Bowie. Dead Bolt. The Deadcats. Debussy. Depeche Mode. Denver Joe. Dick Dale. Duran Duran. Esquivel. The Faint. Front 242. Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams Sr. Harry Connick Jr. Hellbillys. Horrorpops. Industrial. Informaetik. Iron Maiden (Rules). Jeff Zentner. Jim Carrol Band. Johnny Cash. Johnny Mercury. Joy Division. Killing Joke. Koffin Kats. Led Zepplin. The Legendary Shack Shakers. Linda Ronstadt. Loretta Lynn. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Mad Sin. Mancini. Marshall Tucker Band. The Meteors. The Mighty 18 Wheeler. Miles Davis. Ministry. Molly Hatchet. Motley Crue. Mozart. Muse. My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Nazareth. Necromantix. New Model Army. New Order. New Wave. Nina Simone. Nitzer Ebb. Patsy Cline. Peter Murphy. Pet Shop Boys. Psychobilly. Reverand Horton Heat. Revolting Cocks. Rockabilly. Sade. Skinny Puppy. Snake River Conspiracy. Snog. Social Distortion. Specimen. Starland Vocal Band. Stevie Wonder. Stone Temple Pilots. Strauss. The Stray Cats. Tchaikovsky. Tears For Fears. Three Blue Teardrops. Tiger Army. Van Halen (with Roth!). The Ventures. Vivaldi. Voodoobilly. Waylon and Willie. The White Stipes. Whatever.

Movies:

12 Monkeys. 25th Hour. All About Eve. All The President's Men. Always. Amadeus. Amelie. American Beauty. American Graffiti. American History X. American Psycho. An Affair to Remember. Any Given Sunday. The Apartment. Apocalypse Now. Apollo 13. The Apostle. As Good as it Gets. Barfly. Batman Begins. Beautiful Girls. A Beautiful Mind. Beetlejuice. The Believer. The Big Sleep. The Birds. Black Hawk Down. The Black Stallion. Blade Runner. Blow. Blue Velvet. Bonnie and Clyde. The Boondock Saints. The Bourne Idenity. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. Capote. Casablanca. Cast Away. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Children of a Lesser God. The Cider House Rules. Cinderella Man. Cinema Paradiso. Circle of Friends. City of Angles. Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Closer. The Contender. Crash (2005). The Crow. Dangerous Liasons. Dark Passage. Dark Victory. The Deer Hunter. The Departed. Dial M For Murder. Dirty Harry. Doctor Zhivago. Drugstore Cowboy. East of Eden. Eat Drink Man Woman. Edward Scissorhands. Elizabeth. Empire of the Sun. Enemy at the Gates. The English Patient. Europa Europa. Excalibur. The Exorcist. The Family Man. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. A Fish Called Wanda. Fight Club. Four Weddings and a Funeral (despite Andie MacDowell). The French Lieutenant's Woman. From Hell. From Here To Eternity. Full Metal Jacket. Funny Face. Gaslight. Giant. The Gift. Gladiator. The Godfather. Good Morning Vietnam. Good Night, and Good Luck. Good Will Hunting. Goodfellas. The Governess. The Great Santini. Groundhog Day. Gross Point Blank. Harold and Maude. The Harry Potter Series. Hellraiser. The Hours. Howard's End. Immortal Beloved. In Cold Blood. The Insider. Interview With the Vampire. Invincible. The Italian Job. It Happened One Night. It's a Wonderful Life. Jezebel. Key Largo. The Killing Fields. LA Confidential. LA Story. Leaving Las Vegas. Legends of the Fall. Less Than Zero. The Letter. The Libertine. The Little Foxes. A Little Romance. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Lord of War. The Lost Boys. Lost in Translation. The Man Who Knew Too Much. Mad Max. Magnolia. The Maltese Falcon. The Man From Snowy River. Matchstick Men. Meet Joe Black. Memento. Mildred Pierce. Mississippi Burning. Monster. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Motorcycle Diaries. Moulin Rouge. My Fair Lady. My Own Private Idaho. Mystic River. Napoleon Dynamite. The Nighmare Before Christmas. North By Northwest. The Notebook. Notorious. Now, Voyager. Ocean's Eleven. The Omen (1976). Once Were Warriors. On The Waterfront. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Ordinary People. The Others. Out of Africa. The Outsiders. Papillon. Patton. Payback. The Pianist. A Place in the Sun. Platoon. Prelude to a Kiss. Pride and Prejudice (2005). Primal Fear. The Professional. Pulp Fiction. Queen Margo. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Raise the Red Lantern. Raising Arizona. Ray. Rear Window. Rebel Without a Cause. The Remains of the Day. Reservoir Dogs. Richard III. The Right Stuff. The Ring. A River Runs Through It. Road To Perdition. The Road Warrior. Roman Holiday. Romeo + Juliet. A Room With a View. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. The Royal Tenenbaums. Sabrina (1965). Saturday Night Fever. Saving Private Ryan. Say Anything. Scarface. Schindler's List. Seabiscuit. Seven. Sex, Lies, and Videotape. Shakespear in Love. Shall We Dance. The Shawshank Redemption. The Shining. Sid and Nancy. The Silence of the Lambs. Sin City. Singing in the Rain. Singles. The Sixth Sense. Six Degrees of Separation. Snatch. Somewhere in Time. Sophie's Choice. Splender in the Grass. Starman. Star Wars (1977). The Station Agent. Steel Magnolias. The Sting. Stranger Than Fiction. A Streetcar Named Desire. Sunset Boulevard. Super Size Me. Swingers. The Talented Mr. Ripley. Talladega Nights- The Legend of Ricky Bobby. Taps. Taxi Driver. The Terminal. Terms of Endearment. The Thin Red Line. This is Spinal Tap. Three Days of the Condor. The Three Faces of Eve. To Catch a Thief. To Kill A Mockingbird. To Live. Tombstone. Traffic. True Romance. Unforgiven. The Usual Suspects. Vanilla Sky. Vertigo. Walk the Line. West Side Story. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. When Harry Met Sally. Witness. The World's Fastest Indian

Television:

The Closer. Farscape. Grey's Anatomy. Heros. House MD. L&O SVU. Lost. Rescue Me. The Thirsty Traveler.

Books:

I read a book or so a week. I'll read just about anything I can get my hands on that keeps my attention for more than a few pages.

Heroes:

I have few heros. Usually the people I admire end up disappointing me. We are only human after all...I have great respect and admiration for those in the Armed Forces and those that work everyday to save other's lives and property (paramedics, firefighters [who also happen to be the hottest men on the planet] and cops), as well as these guys...

~Chuck Yeager~

~Burt Munro~

~Mario Andretti~

~Karl Benz~

~Gottlieb Daimler~

~Ferdinand Porsche~