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MissFortune

If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns

About Me


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Mistress Monsta Not knowing where she came from or how she came about has baffled scientists for years! Only two things are known about this creature
1) her brightly colored hair is used to mesmerize and seduce her prey and
2) that one day, while looking for someone or something to torture, she scrambled through the roller rink doors to find a bunch of unruly derby girls... Oh and how she loves to prey on derby girls. One day, after one of her fits of rage towards a few of the skaters, her and the referees made a pact that every time a derby girl gets called out for committing one of their notorious acts, Mistress Monsta gets to antagonize them for one full minute... sometimes two if shes been a good little MoNsTa!!! HRD 2008 season starts in march!

buy advance tickets now!

My Interests


* my kids (my life!)
* my hubby (aka my 'tard')
* my doggies(my other kids!)
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BEWARE this is one of my vicious pitbulls... she is quite dangerous. if you don't watch out you just may drown in the drool from her puppy kisses or be beaten half to death by her wagging tail. don't say that you weren't warned!

I'd like to meet:

those who don't suck. i have a lower and lower tolerance for bullshit and those who perpetuate it. liars make me stabby... trust me, you don't wanna make me stabby. i also MUST say, if you do not know the difference between there, their and they're - please find a tall building and jump. seriously. my family is everything to me and there is nothing i wouldn't do and no one's ass i wouldn't kick for them. i am an advocate for the slaughter and extinction of the drama llama.

PS if you add me... at least stop by and say hi every now and then!! i'm NOT a friend collector!

***also*** please be aware that i'm not here for dating or sexual activity of any kind. keep the pictures of your tiny penis to yourself, mmmmkay?

Music:

i love music in general... i'll go from classic country to old school rap in the blink on eye and not miss a white girl beat..

Movies:

WAITING FOR TWILIGHT! like a hormonal teenage girl, i'm giddy over this movie coming out in november!

the more i think about it... the more i lean towards O Brother Where art Thou as my favoritest-est movie. not only do i love the way that it was made and the mythology undertone - i love the flippin soundtrack! the siren song is one that i find myself humming all day.

i also have a huge love for psycho beach party. seriously, how can you not love this movie?!
aside from that, most dorky comedies and HORROR! (duh!)

Television:



if you can be addicted to a show...
-i am!

I also love reality tv for SOME damn reason and could easily kill a day watching discovery, TLC and the history channel.

Books:

Well, books are my weakness. there is nothing quite like the getaway one can find in a book. i adore fiction and letting my imagination grow wild. My favorite author is Jennifer Weiner. she's an uber girly writer but she's just the bee's knees to me. i've recently read the dexter books and am patiently awaiting the 4th one (hopefully sometime soon!) i usually try to have at least one book going but at the moment i'm in pure obsession mode over the twilight series. it's borderline pathetic how these books have captured me! if stephenie meyer doesn't come out with midnight sun sometime soon i may just cry.

Heroes:

i believe my husband hung the moon

My Blog

misty water colored memories.... (i know... i’m a dorkus)

why not....  if people actually do it, it should be interesting.... If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often or haven't seen each other in ages...
Posted by MissFortune on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:35:00 PST

refusal

i refuse to let your petty shit get to me anymore.  you're simply not worth it. keep playing your games - it's good comic relief.
Posted by MissFortune on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:43:00 PST

Scattergories

nyoinked from micahScattergories..it's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to...
Posted by MissFortune on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST

relaxation

i swear if i were any more relaxed i'd ooze out of my chair.i am so thankful for all that i have
Posted by MissFortune on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:06:00 PST

Grown-up Questionaire

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?electric... dear lord it's running high this summer2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?lil seafood place that my guppie surprised me with las...
Posted by MissFortune on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Chairs needed for penalty box.

Our penalty area is needing a fix up and you can help!!  I am in desperate need of FOUR folding chairs for donation or for CHEAP!  Cushioned chairs are preferred but I'll take what I can get...
Posted by MissFortune on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

sliiiime in the ice machine

marvin zindler died last night after losing his battle with cancer.  i don't know why, but that completely makes me sad.   ...
Posted by MissFortune on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST