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Lorin

THE DOBIE GILLIS OF INTOLERANCE

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My Interests

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE, Mussolini, cool diners that nobody knows about, BUBBLEGUM MUSIC, hatecrimes, scotch, carnivals, pineapple lifesavers, occult, sea monkeys, Edd "Kookie" Byrnes, Dobie Gillis, Gumby, exotic cocktails and exotic weapons, Carl Jung, Der Weinerschnitzel, pomade, oobi, winky dink, gumby, Sid n' Marty Krofft, Nazis, circus peanuts, Rodney Bingenheimer, Kim Fowley, Jabberjaw, Lenora Claire, Stephen Holman, aromatic tobacco,The Green Marine, McDonalds

I'd like to meet:

Lots of groovy young girls who want to worry their parents by capitulating to a suave, Manson-like idealougue. I'll drive the Partridge Family bus and let you man the gun turret. I'd also like to meet Winky Dink, Jabberjaw, Gumby, and DynaGirl.

Music:

THE INSECTS ROCK! The Carrie Nations, Death in June, Pipkins, Legendary Stardust Cowboy, Teach your Parakeet to Talk, Tiny Tim, Nervous Norvus, Martin Denny, Shitkickers, JOE MEEK, Enoch Light, Quintron, The Monkees, Exotica, The Vampires' Sound Incorporation, Scott Walker, THE SPECS, Amon Dull, The Move, The 3rd Rail, THE UNPOP SOUND, The Great Society, Polyphonic Spree, Vaginal Jesus, Bobby Sherman,

Movies:

My favorite film of all time is Teen Wolf Two, though you won't really get it unless you've seen the first one.

Television:

I am television.

Books:

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Heroes:

Gabrielle D'Annunzio, Alfred Jarry, Vivian Stanshall, Kamagurka, Ernie Kovacs, Phil Tiger and Anton LaVey

My Blog

Lorin P.'s Movie Reviews!

Here's a few concise reviews of the season's hot movies! White Noise -- Batman looks like shit. Spanglish -- Nothing says "el wacky-o" like Adam Sandler's life destroyed by a beaner! Bridge...
Posted by Lorin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST