If I could go back in time, I would go pick up JonBenet Ramsey and take her to go see the Pink Floyd Sound. I would give her, her first sugar cube of LSD. She would giggle and squeal, "You're far out." I would say, "No, JonBenet, you're far out." Then we'd become vibrating paisleys made out of God and sing the song of Narnia. YEAH!
I'd like to meet:
Children of the UNPOP Revolution, Ray Kroc, Carl Jung, Anne Frank, Dave Chapelle and Fulcanelli. Also, I would like to meet Grimace, the Hamburgular, The Professor (who is actually Fulcanelli) and the Fry Guys (apparently, they have the best Gary Glitter that you can snort all night long.)
Music:
The Grateful Dead and Dana. Also, music that is part of the Anne Frank Scene.
Movies:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com"Deep Throat", "Pooty Tang", "Ty Cobb", "My Breakfast With Blassie", "Ass Machine: The Movie", "Disney's: The Wonderful, Magical World of Andrea Dworkin", "Yellow Submarine", "Common Law Cabin", "AIDS Safari: Part II, featuring Steve Irwin", "Yentil", "Cruising", "BOO-BOO: The Compton Ghost", "One Potato, Two Potato...Nope! No More Potatos: Documentary About the Potato Famine in Ireland"...These movies are perfect and you cannot argue with them. PERFECTION!
Television:
"Seinfeld", "The Partridge Family", "Getting Together", "Candid Camera", "The Ernie Kovac Show", "Rape Whistle Express: For Children Ages 2-6" (PBS), "Bishop Bill & the Oatmeal Ocean", "Hazel", "The Seal of Solomon", "The Odd Couple", "TOUCHDOWN!"
Books:
"The Diary of Anne Frank", "The New Thought Police", by Tammy Bruce, "The Bible", by God, "POPism: The Warhol 60's" by Andy Warhol, "UNPOPism" by Shaun Partridge, "Ordeal", by Linda Lovelace, "Dwellings of the Philosophers", by Fulcanlli, "Grinding it Out", by Ray Kroc, "The JonBenet Ramsey Pop-Up Book" ("The Littlest Christmas Angel)...
Heroes:
Aslan, Anne Frank, Chef Gordon Ramsey, Robert Hunter, Ray Kroc, Kapelovision, The White Rhinoceros
