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About Me

My friends all say I'm square. My enemies all say I'm dangerous! .. ..

My Interests

Traveling the world, singing the blues, shaking my ass, playing guitar, shopping for cute stuff, reading sci-fi, making friends from other countries, studying humans and pretending to be one!

I'd like to meet:

Shirley Chisolm, Chuck Berris, Ronald McDonald, Bill Clinton, Nick Rhodes, Rene Risque and Yo' Mama (if I don't know her already).

Music:

Herb Alpert, Jonathan Richman, Calexico, Weird War, Rene Risque and the Art Lovers, Junior Brown, Lulu, Nancy and Lee, Lou Reed, The Partridge Family, PJ Harvey, Al Green, Air, the Fall, Dolly, Elvis, above the law, the shangri-las, belle and sebastian, chuck brown, The Make-Up, dolly parton, eazy e, geto boys, Turpentine Brothers, Wayne Hancock, isley bros, michael jackson, the poppy family, Eazy-E, high llamas, scientist, tbone burnett, VU, serge gainsbourg, Junior Brown, Satan's Pilgrims, the manson family, jeannie c. reilly, Holly Golightly, Stooges, etc.

Movies:

Fantastic Planet

Television:

The Partridge Family

My Blog

The contents of the box...and the evil felines CHAPTER FIVE

This key would eventually lead me to Disneyworld. Not Land but World, in Orlando. It wouldn't happen for another year though. For now I was still wondering why the hell Larry the tra...
Posted by Astra on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST

Take off Mommy's bra please CHAPTER FOUR

There it was... in the bottom of the drawer, next to the garlic press. It was a key. Not a house key or a car key, but a card key. Like the ones that we used when we stayed at t...
Posted by Astra on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:46:00 PST

Larry, grow a spine CHAPTER THREE

Its late at night. It is snowing again. We were supposed to go shopping today, but mom is hung over. Our downstairs neighbor is an earthworm. He is also a transvestite. T...
Posted by Astra on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:07:00 PST

The life of a Gerbil...CHAPTER ONE

A small brown rabbit poked her head out of her tree trunk. The night before it had snowed for the first time that winter. Although everyone had hoped for a mild winter, we rejoyced at the sight of fre...
Posted by Astra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mom's Last Date...Rico CHAPTER TWO

This dude was Puerto Rican and he loved my brother Jose because of his name. I guess it made him feel more comfortable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that Mom named Jose after her father Joe,...
Posted by Astra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST