ALBUQUERQUE IS COMING DOWN FAST! |
Albuquerque represents Eden, Nirvana, Armegeddon, the Holy Land, TV Land, The Land of Milk and Honey, Ragnorock, Eternal Groovyland, and a state of Enlightenment all in one. It is the goal of all Part...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST |
THE PSYCHEDELIC BUS!!! |
The bus represents the Cosmic journey that you are about to embark on. It will take you to the Holy Land of Albuquerque.Throughout history, the bus has been a symbol of the spiritual quest. The Who si...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST |
CHRIS THE BOY DRUMMER... |
Chris is the Cosmic Drummer that keeps the beat of Time and Space.Because there were two Chrises, Chris also represents the dual nature of humanity. The first Chris was the bastard son of Danny and Sh...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:19:00 PST |
TRACY THE GIRL WITH A TAMBOURINE... |
Tracy is the eternally pure pre-menstrual nymph who represents the time before the so called Fall from the Garden of Eden. A good way to think of it is this: Tracy is the Virgin, Laurie is the Whore a...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST |
DANNY THE GOD OF LOKI! |
Danny is the Trickster god. He is represented by Loki in Norse Mythology. He is the creator of all chaos.If you are ever in the need of revenge or mischief, fast for seven days chanting the following ...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:18:00 PST |
LAURIE’S VAGINA FLOWS HONEY... |
Laurie is the Holy Harlot, Whore of Babylon, Scarlet Woman archetype. She flows honey into the land of milk and honey.If you are in need of some action, just repeat Laurie's name 2,609 times and you w...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST |
KEITH’S SPERM IS MILK! |
I am Keith Partridge. I am Keith Christ Partridge. I am Keith H. Partridge. I am Keith the Christ. I am the Keith. The New Keith. The King of Kings of Kings Keith. Keith McDonaldslandia Partridge. I a...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:16:00 PST |
MOTHER SHIRLEY... |
Shirley is the Virgin Mother/Mother Earth Goddess. From her womb came all of reality as we know it.When you must create entire universes in your mind pray to Shirley Partridge. Or if you are ever hung...
Posted by PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST |
