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I'M ON FIRE!

About Me

ALLOW ME TO WARP YOUR MIND WITH CLICKS AND WHISTLES AS INTRODUCTION TO HALLUCINATORY BINGES INTO NOTHINGNESS/MY WORDS MAKE YOU HIDE INSECURITIES/I AM OBVIOUS TO FLIRTATION AND EXCITED FACES/SIMILAR TO THE BUSY BUMBLE BEE OR NEWBORN KITTEN I AM STRONG AND RESOURCEFUL/NOT TO MENTION BEAUTIFUL IN ALL WHICH WAYS/IN ALL WHICH DIRECTIONS/I RELISH NOT HATE BUT APATHY/YOUR IDEAS ARE OLD AND CHILDISH ALTHOUGH I ALLOW EXPLANATION FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT/TO FREELY TAKE ONESELF SERIOUSLY IS A CRIME/FRIENDSHIPS RARELY LAST/LOVE IS FOREVER/AS IS TAURINE

My Interests

fortune smiling down on me (when it does), noise terrorist chic, pots of coffee, pumping iron, hen house gossip, my stoic face, kitties, movies abouts those jerks, not really being sure about anything (but speaking nonetheless)

Books:


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The Boomer Bible and...
SOMETHINGAWFUL.com

Heroes:


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an asshole.

My Blog

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There's nothing quite as intensely satisfying as destroying your liver at a million miles a minute.
Posted by patron on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

a roll of kindess

OH HOW I WISH TO FEEL YOUR TENDER CARESSHOW I WISH TO RUN MY HANDS OVER YOUR FLOWERS OF LOREWHAT DELIGHT IT WILL BE TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS;TO SWAY TO THE RHYTHM OF MY QUICKENED HEARTBEATOH HOW YOU MA...
Posted by patron on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

PSAYINGS

As completely typed out from 'The Boomer Bible'. I'll present more if your willing. PSAYING 1"The Psayings of the Dads of the Choosen;To know what is going on; to excel in the ways of God and men;To b...
Posted by patron on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST