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Lieutenant Gay Joyce Ellis I'm back, and ready to resume kicking alien ass!

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lancaster,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Reginald P.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DOOMHOUSE, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
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koreansensation

Another Day Until My Fight... I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
cferejohn

Stingray The Devil's Aquarium

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
piteman

Steven

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NYC, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
painmethod

Painmethod !! Zlo wewnatrz !!

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking
punkrockstar

Punkrockstar My best friend is a man, with a lab coat and a grin! I hold my shaking hand, and he gives me medicen

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Adelanto, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

sarah love. cherish. and then let go.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
errk_is_god

errk inc.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Winter Haven, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Average
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Elizabeth None can change in me these things that I believe.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wayland, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
fashish

Fashlar

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Middlesbrough, UK,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Matthew Just another summer in florida

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Indialantic, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
myrtle_ca

Thrilla

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LONG BEACH, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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the_gutter_monkey

Gutter Monkey Keep them damn gold dubloons away from me!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Victoria
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single

Dan Later....

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHESTER SPRINGS, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Ben Abortions for some, minature American flags for others

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
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Sable I have to believe that sin can make a better man.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
West Jordan, Utah
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
angsthase

jenny!!!!!! you're going to show up there, talking like a fish.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
buena park, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
dejection

Mistress Aly

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oceanside, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
oldladykate

oldladykate

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
OMAHA, NEBRASKA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

not_ice we need more boobs ITT

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Leesburg, Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
wjesse

W Jesse

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
patheticiknow

Allan My Space is for losers

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
primasylph

Renee

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN DIEGO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Jeremy I beat the internet, the end guy was hard

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NASHVILLE, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
ncl800

Nick GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DULUTH, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Artificer of Neurosis So give me hot knives, and dark nights

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fremont, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
reactor1024

The Juno

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Ky Whats Worse Than Finding A Worm In Your Apple?

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BRIDGEPORT, West Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Josh

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
North Kingstown, Rhode Island
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
thecloudwalker

Aaron Cloudwalker

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
York, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
goat_boy

Gomer

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Denver, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FOUNTAIN VALLEY, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Tish

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
yonno

Yonn O))) It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Mike

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WHITESTONE, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage

Nivek

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Buttertroll http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SOOOOOOOOO-HIGHHHHHHHHnigga, California
Country:
United States

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Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
portland, Oregon
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
sarahbanu

JunkYard Dogg

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tucson, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
theopie

Opie

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TEMPE, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
davebeat

Dave

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Preston,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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holly johnson holly may not know how to do math, but boy does she sure know how to rock- jesus

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
boise/caldwell/moscow/pocatello/nampa/middleton, Idaho
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
420morgazm420

morgazm im in love with maryjane,im gonna make her my wife

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
meridian, Idaho
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
theundergroundhero

Timouthy Boy, Patron Saint of Superstardom I voted for Sanjaya

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Now making my residence in Beaverton, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
carriedzero

Mutable Magpie the body is good business/ sell out maintain the interest

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN MARCOS/ANTONIO, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Here For:
Friends, Networking
puppychickens_ahoy_

Julie My brain is wired to prefer kindness over malice, even if you want to tell me that my teeth are form

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends
opiyummi

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Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Morgin Miyako Self-improvement is Masturbation.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
wallyfenderson

Wally Fenderson

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PORTLAND, Maine
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends