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Mistress Aly

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About Me

..I'm Aly, and I'm 22 years old. My biggest love in life is music, especially folk metal, death metal, doom metal, operatic metal, progressive metal, neofolk, flamenco, world music, Celtic, irish punk, horror punk, classic rock, rockabilly and psychobilly. Oh, and showtunes. If I had to narrow it down to my top 10 bands it would be Katatonia, Unexpect, Machine Head, Soilwork, In Flames (before they sucked shit), Dark Tranquillity, Agalloch, Finntroll, Opeth and Amorphis.
I have too many hobbies and interests and they all suffer because of each other. I also enjoy theater, martial arts (I took kempo for a lot of years but am really more interested in Capoeira and Muy Thai), drawing, singing, playing guitar, video games, reading, conventions, comics, and costuming.
On a typical Friday night you can find me at a convention, maybe a karaoke dive bar, maybe a goth/industrial club. You can recognize me because I'll be the one in a bright wig and a ridiculous but awesome outfit on.
I was recently diagnosed with Schizophrenia and put on a new medication, and now I'm all pumped to go out and do things. Let's do stuff. I especially need some female friends. I miss the companionship of another vagina.
I'm going back to school this fall to major in languages and international business. I like to travel, so it would give me a good background to do so. I'm spontaneous, and I don't like to be tied down to any one place, so relationships don't really work out for me. Most people want stability in their lives. Not me, I want to do and see as much as possible with the time I have, so living in one place for any extended period of time is out. Ideally I'd like to start a metal record label, or possibly import/export art and curiosities from other countries into America. Right now, though I work for Sony Computer Entertainment of America, and I used to work for THQ. Video games!
I also like tattoos and piercings and am hoping, after a little more work at the tattoo parlor, to become an alternative model.
I also enjoy mind-expanding drugs, and will drink in moderation, but much prefer to smoke a bowl and sit and do something artistic. Ain't nothin' better. Except maybe smoking a bowl and then destroying everyone in Halo. I can't decide.
I am also very interested in philsophy and religion, although I don't belong to any particular one myself. I always enjoy a good argument or discussion on the topic. If I had to pick one, I would say I'm a Discordian with Buddhist, Satanist, Hindu and Pagan influences.

The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master ( RGSM )

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

Your exact female opposite:

The Priss


Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)

Consider: Anyone else


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My Interests

theater, guitar, music, death metal, folk metal, neofolk, doom metal, operatic metal, flamenco, celtic, ren faires, comics, comic con, conventions, costumes, cosplay, video games, nes, snes, n64, gamecube, xbox 360, history, philosophy, religion, discordianism, sex, bdsm, bondage, martial arts, karate, capoeira, muay thai, zelda, castlevania, rpgs, mmorpgs, rts, THE INTERNET, rocky horror picture show, somethingawful, concerts, travel, kitties, pinball, tattoos, piercings, goth, alternative, suicide girls, burlesque

I'd like to meet:

.. Boys with long hair, girls who don't suck. A metal band that is looking for a female singer (imagine Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow and you have a pretty good idea what I sound like, except I can sing, as well). I'm not looking for sex or a relationship-I have someone who I receive the former from, and am not looking for the latter. Unless you were interested in joining one of San Diego's swinger clubs with me. If you want someone to hang out with, though, I'm always down.

My Xbox gamertag is Viking Mistress.
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Music:

!T.O.O.H!, Aborym, Abyssos, Absu, Adorned Brood, Aes Dana, Aeternus, Ajattara, Akercocke, Agalloch, Arcturus, After Forever, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Anaal Nathrakh, Antaeus, Anacrusis, Anal Cunt, Anata, ...And Oceans, Andromeda, Arch Enemy, At The Gates, Ancient Rites, Apocalyptica, Anonymus, Alchemist, Arsis, Asmegin, Axenstar, Bathory, Bal Sagoth, Battlelore, Blind Guardian, Bran Barr, Bloodbath, Borknagar, Carpathian Forest, Carnival in Coal, Caliban, Children of Bodom, Callenish Circle, Carnal Forge, The Crown, Construcdead, Crotchduster, Dark Tranquillity, The Duskfall, Darkane, Daylight Dies, Death, Dream Evil, Dream Theater, Dir En Grey, Disillusion, Doomsword, Ebony Lake, Emilie Autumn, Einherjer, Elvenking, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, Ensiferum, Elysium, Extol, Farmakon, Falkenbach, Finger Eleven, Finntroll, Forsaken, Gjallarhorn, Gorgoroth, Gwar, The Haunted, Hedringarna, Hollenthon, Horse the Band, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Into Eternity, Imperanon, In Vain, Kalmah, Katatonia, Kataklysm, Krypteria, Kovenant, Korpiklaani, Kreator, Lacuna Coil, Love Lies Bleeding, Luxt, Leprechaun, Manticora, Malice Mizer, Machine Head, Mithotyn, The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath a Cloud, Minion, Moonspell, Moonsorrow, Moonblood, The Mars Volta, Muse, Macabre, Mors Principium Est, Minibosses, Nagelfar, Naglfar, Necrophobic, Nekromantix, Nightwish, Ninnuam, Non Exist, Odroerir, Old Man's Child, Opeth, Otyg, Powerman 5000, Pandemonium, Pinkly Smooth, A Perfect Circle, Prodigy, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Satyricon, Shaaman, Sirenia, Skindred, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Soilwork, Stratovarius, Swallow The Sun, Type O Negative, Therion, Tenhi, Terror 2000, Thyrfing, Tuatha De Danaan, To Die For, Tristania, Unexpect, Vampiria, Vintersorg, Witchery, Xandria

Movies:

con air, the fifth element, teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, bill and ted's bogus journey, dogma, monty python and the holy grail, mobsters and mormons, sons of provo, nothing to lose, the devil's advocate, mirrormask, the RM, ong bak, the protector, spinal tap, the highlander, the butterfly effect, super troopers, gremlins 2, rocky horror picture show

Television:

Futurama, Scrubs, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Mythbusters, Dead Like Me, Trailer Park Boys

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Sheri S. Tepper, Piers Anthony, Brian Lumley, Neil Gaiman, Robert Anton Wilson, Roger Zelazny, Phillip Pullman

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

Today is the day

My bandages come off, a new face, a new outlook on life (or so I'm hoping). My nose looks great, so I'm stoked. My chin is still a little bit swollen, but that will change with time. Probably going to...
Posted by Mistress Aly on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

You know what I miss about being crazy?

Is since I was so apathetic about everything, I could sit around for hours and not be bored. Now that I wanna do stuff, and there is nothing to do, I just get fucking bored and then I just get tired a...
Posted by Mistress Aly on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:31:00 PST

Life Update

My medicine seems to be helping. I haven't wanted to kill myself in a few days now, and the voices and craziness has died down a bit. I'm still not quite to where I should be-It's making me sleep far ...
Posted by Mistress Aly on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

Italy PHOTOBLOG

I kept saying I'd do it and never got around to it. I didn't take as many photos as I should have, and fewer came out well that I had hoped, but here's a few of the (I think) more interesting ones. I...
Posted by Mistress Aly on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST