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Artificer of Neurosis

So give me hot knives, and dark nights

About Me


Apparently im grunge and 55% evil genious, or so says some online polls.
Enough about me, lets talk about you.
News Flash: I tried but the MySpace is too strong. I was unable to delete mine. Maybe one day...one day...someone stronger will come and be able to do what I could not. My only regret is...
August 9, 2005: Just got back from seeing the VIOLENT FEMMES! They rocked hardcore; Shig & the Buzz weren't too bad either. Rad instrumental music right there.
May 4, 2007: Ok, I saw Bright Eyes in Berkeley with Jake, Jachelle, and Amber. Bright Eyes was stellar. The rest of the show we ehh. Jack Johnson was pretty amazing and this one guitarist whom I can only remember as 'Snowy,' was pretty good too. Bright Eyes has redeemed themselves in my eyes!
May 16, 2007: Ok, I just got back from the Modest Mouse show. That show was amazing! Modest Mouse played so well. So much better than the first time I saw them in Chico. The headline band, ManMan, also played and they were awesome. Like a mix between the Blue Man Group and Gogol Bordello but in WHITE! lol. 10/10 on the concert meter.
Jun, 2007: Going on a PHAT road trip to Canada with my best friends. Legal drinking age = 18. Nuff said.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Blood, guts and gore - you're happiest when you're swimming in them. You're an ultra-violent, homicidal maniac, out to destroy anything that get's in your way - and anything that looks at you funny. You'll probably do well heading a military organisation, especially one that has lots and lots of weapons. Unfortunately you won't live long, as sooner or later all your enemies will gang up on you and kill you. But at least you'll have had a happy life, and helped keep the population under control a little.

My Interests

Freestyle walking or "Le Parkour" with my friends and playin Monopoloy at Yaks whenever time abides. Overall, doing whatever with whoever.

I implore you to read about Epicurus and his teachings. They are pretty interesting and I find them very enlightning; perhaps you would too.

Again, it would seem that I am a stage diver according to this very scientific and intellectual online poll.
Damned quizzes...why cant I stop?
Fear my magic

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, pretty much. Most all the writers and editors for somethingawful.com, especially.

If you wanna meet me, cause I wanna meet you...then lets do it.

Music:

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Placebo doing a duet cover of 'Where is my Mind?' with Frank Black! Its fucking awesome, thats what!

The Secretions, Social Concern, PettyTheft, The Mellodramatics, In The Rye, Red Robot, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Incubus, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, The Sex Pistols, Sublime, System of a Down, Electric Six, The Misfits, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Violent Femmes, Rancid, AFI, Fear Factory, Operation Ivy, Weezer, Pennywise, The Distillers, Anti-Flag, Bouncing Souls, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Death Cab for Cutie, Eels, The Cure, Placebo, Tsunami Bomb, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Apples in Stereo, Cake, Cream, Pixies, The Faint, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Reel Big Fish, The Mr. T Experience, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Muse, Postal Service, Brown Derbies, Ugly Casanova, The Hives, Welt, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Her Space Holiday, Bush, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fall Out Boy, The Bastard Fairies, The Arcade Fire, Nine Inch Nails, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, Apocalytico, Blood Brothers, Daft Punk, The Decemberists, Franz Ferdinand, Gorrilaz, Hellogoodbye, Sun Kil Moon, The Killers, The Transplants, Marylin Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Panic! at the Disco, Pedro the Lion, The Postal Service, Shiny Toy Guns, The Used, The Strokes, The Velvet Underground, Vendetta Red, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gogol Bordello

Mostly everything besides Country and Rap. Wanna dance?

So, I was looking through videos of people blowing things up on YouTube and found this awesome video gem. Needless to say, it blew me away. Watch through the beginning, its way worth it.

Movies:

Sure, Ill go to the movies with you.

Suicide Club all the way! Last Samurai, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Nine Dead Gay Guys, Napoleon Dynamite, Boondock Saints, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Butterfly Effect, I

Television:

Nope, never been on television. I do happen to be hooked on this little show called 'The OC'. Dont laugh; I know you watch it too and you like it! Update!: 'The OC' got canceled/canned/fucked! Someone catch me as I fall and say, "I agree, the last episodes...sucked."

I watch anime a lot and im transfixed on weekly episodes of Death Note, Bleach, and Naruto.

Everyone on this planet should be thankful I am not an expert pilot of a machine of mass-destruction.

Books:

Recommended Read: 'On Killing' by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman
I read all genres of books; sometimes more often than other times. I like to hear other people's opinions...then critique them...heh. Freedom of speech is a right best used sparingly and when circumstances allow for optimum effect. If there is no one to listen to your opinion then whats the point of having one?

Heroes:

I am "Mickey Rat" or so says yet ANOTHER online poll. The Secretions for those not in 'the know.'

Your mom is my hero!

adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

Tetrapharmakos

Don't fear god, Don't worry about death; What is good is easy to get, and What is terrible is easy to endure.Have a Happy Day
Posted by Artificer of Neurosis on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

King of Memories

-Memories Fortified-When we were youngerWe were master and servant to each otherUntamed and innocentPushed through barbs and wire to find what we were looking forOwnership and owned were one in the sa...
Posted by Artificer of Neurosis on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:28:00 PST

State of the Present

We shall go on to the end, we shall go out to the government, we shall rock-out to punk on the seas and oceans, we shall listen with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend...
Posted by Artificer of Neurosis on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 06:54:00 PST

Ode for a Lover

Today I had a dream. This dream was easily the best dream I had ever had in my entire life. In the short hour span that I was able to get sleep today...I experienced this wonderous fantasy. In this fa...
Posted by Artificer of Neurosis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy

THIS IS ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY FUCKIN' JOY JOY! fuck you all >.> Love ya, Adios, Dan
Posted by Artificer of Neurosis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST