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W Jesse

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About Me


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Look, flying poop! What else do you need to know?

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I love '90s alt-pop, and not on an ironic level.

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My Interests

Milkshakes, Being obnoxious, Diners (particularly the Rio), Food, Silly hats, Fun, Debating the existence of Central Jersey, AWESOMENESS, Weissbier, secret plans, Radlers, photography, Wes Anderson, somethingawful.com , spending entirely too much time on the internet, Wendy's Frosties, AK-47 vs AR-15?, vinyl (siding, not records), animutations , hot dude on dude action, cheap booze, roma, boozaholics, choppers, jerkfacery, dancing, mental boners, pop-cultural analysis, being rowdy, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Walken, Special Ops Cody, Epic Metal, smoochin', Youth International Party, being a Wikipedia nerd, being cryptic, Shostakovich, BICYCLES!

I'd like to meet:

-People who still dress like they did in middle school.
-Alex Trebeck.
-Yishai Tribonér.
-Jumpsuit-clad heroes and/or villans.
-People who make me look less creepy by comparison.
-Other weirdos and nutballs.

Music:

Music sucks.

Movies:

"You know, sadness, but with sass and pizzazz!"

Television:

"Ho- Hobo Camp? HOBO CAMP!"

Books:

"It's like a rainbow. Without an observer at a twenty-three-degree angle to the light reflecting off a cloud of spherical droplets, there is no rainbow. The whole universe is like that. Our spirits stand at a twenty-three-degree angle to the universe. There is some new thing created at the contact of photon and retina, some space between rock and mind."

Heroes:

Let us now speak of brave men who lived their lives just as they would have had it.

My Blog

FUCK!

I've had a nasty cough for going on a week. Today my housemate comes home and informs me they have strep throat.FUCK!Well, I'm a year overdue to get up to the BYC anyway... where I'll add 'strep' ont...
Posted by W Jesse on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:00:00 PST

One other thing.

I hereby copyright the term "Pop-cultural compost heap," referring to the continual cycling, recycling and decompostion of cultural experiences/memes, as my own intellectual property, throughout all s...
Posted by W Jesse on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

DEAR SCANTILY-CLAD CYBER-LADIES:

I will not be your myspace friend. Stop it. Please. I am not fooled by you. You are not real. No matter how many times you send me the same picture with a different name I will always mark your m...
Posted by W Jesse on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

I hate the Internet

Why are there so many videos on youtube of orthodox Israelis in full Boro Park garb dancing to trance techno in the streets of Jerusalem? Like, not one or two, but many videos.
Posted by W Jesse on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST

Hip-ocracy?

Despite my feminist pretentions, I really enjoy dance music where the theme revolves around ’Booty,’ ’Bitches,’ ’Big Booty Bitches,’ and crazy Brazilians screaming ...
Posted by W Jesse on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:13:00 PST

YAY TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!

K-Bunny closed on the new house today! Hooray for self-owned collective house! Hurrah for no more scumbag landlords! Huzzah for finally being able to do all the shit we've been talking about for li...
Posted by W Jesse on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

Myspace targeted advertising

You know that box between the mailbox and the bulletins? targeted advertising, based on the things you say about yourself and your friends on myspace, and the things they say about themselves and you...
Posted by W Jesse on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST

Return of the Zing

Sound the clarion call, I'll be back in Chicago Feb. 1st.
Posted by W Jesse on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:22:00 PST

monopolizing my time

So, finally, my internship is coming to an end in a week or so, and I decided not to ride my bike to pittsburgh.  Which means I'll able to hang out again before too long.  You motherfuckers ...
Posted by W Jesse on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

"Carbon Creek"

So my roommate and I were watching Star Trek: Enterprise, Season 2 Episode 2 yesterday (god bless DVDs) and that's an episode where a team of Vulcans visits a rural coal mining town in 1950's Pennsylv...
Posted by W Jesse on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST