Milkshakes, Being obnoxious, Diners (particularly the Rio), Food, Silly hats, Fun, Debating the existence of Central Jersey, AWESOMENESS, Weissbier, secret plans, Radlers, photography, Wes Anderson, somethingawful.com , spending entirely too much time on the internet, Wendy's Frosties, AK-47 vs AR-15?, vinyl (siding, not records), animutations , hot dude on dude action, cheap booze, roma, boozaholics, choppers, jerkfacery, dancing, mental boners, pop-cultural analysis, being rowdy, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Walken, Special Ops Cody, Epic Metal, smoochin', Youth International Party, being a Wikipedia nerd, being cryptic, Shostakovich, BICYCLES!
-People who still dress like they did in middle school.
-Alex Trebeck.
-Yishai Tribonér.
-Jumpsuit-clad heroes and/or villans.
-People who make me look less creepy by comparison.
-Other weirdos and nutballs.
Music sucks.
"You know, sadness, but with sass and pizzazz!"
"Ho- Hobo Camp? HOBO CAMP!"
"It's like a rainbow. Without an observer at a twenty-three-degree angle to the light reflecting off a cloud of spherical droplets, there is no rainbow. The whole universe is like that. Our spirits stand at a twenty-three-degree angle to the universe. There is some new thing created at the contact of photon and retina, some space between rock and mind."
Let us now speak of brave men who lived their lives just as they would have had it.