About Me

Half diplomat, half groove generator, all asexual cyborg, the Polish Ambassador is doing his part to set the Polish community forward. The offspring of two adjoining universes, The Polish Ambassador was sent to earth to quell all of the modern world's problems. Synthesizers and a pure spirit are his primary weapons. Join his army and help him annihilate treacherous beats marring earth with shame and disgrace. I'm counting on you.

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Music:

Member Since: 6/18/2006
Band Website: ThePolishAmbassador.com
Band Members: David Sugalski

Influences: Lionel Ritchie, Herbie Hancock, the '93 Phillies.
Sounds Like: A gay cyborg with Tourette's Syndrome.
Record Label: Jumpsuit Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Astrocan American Anthem

If there's a pecking order on the phantasmal farm, and there certainly is, numero-uno is the Astrocan American. Well, the farm itself is a living being, but the farm requires the Astrocan Americans as...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Barn Party

Your friends are all barn animals. You, yourself, are a barn animal, one of many cattle to be precise. Tomorrow&you'll be hamburger, so tonight is YOUR night. Goats, chickens, and hogs gather from the...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

360 Degree View of the Phantasmal Farm (NEW TRACK!!)

At this stage of the game, very few individuals know of the Phantasmal Farm. It is time to change that, though information must be revealed gradually for reasons of your sanity. You see, this farm is ...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

Halifax, Nova Scotia added to the tour list

Halifax, Nova Scotia has officially been added to the tour list. That makes four cities officially or is it five? For those who are unaware, I have scheduled a tour for this summer. If you can get you...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST

Interview with Tunequest

Yet another interview has been published on the fabled Tunequest.org. I encourage all listeners and readers to delve into these glimmers of who the polish ambassador really is. An excerpt, to ti...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Carpal Tunnel Mag Review

I have been interviewed by the highly-esteemed Carpal Tunnel Magazine. Its fantabulous. Here is an excerpt to wet your whistle. Carpal Tunnel Mag: Where are you from? The Polish Ambassador: That's too...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

Diplomatic Immunity Review: Webomatica

I asked Nick over at Tunequest.org for a few refferals of other blogs that would be interested in reviewing Diplomatic Immunity. He referred me to Jason over at Webomatica.com. So, out went a copy of ...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:28:00 PST

Houston Makes The Cut!

Houston recently reached the 40 person mark on Demand It, so they are the next city guaranteed to be on the tour (which is most likely happening this summer). So, again, if you can get your city up to...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST

Diplomatic Immunity Review: Tunequest.org

Tunequest.org is another well recognized music blog extending the far reaches of cyberspace. Headed by Nick Freeman, a devotee to Star Trek, video games, technology, robots, space travel, and internet...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST

Featured on Humble Voice

I don't even know how I found out about this website, but it was definitely stumbled upon. I think I was looking at Wordpress themes and someone had designed a blog after the Humble Voice website them...
Posted by The Polish Ambassador on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST