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M. Lau

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About Me

My name is Matthew John Lauer.I am a human being.I live on Earth.I think trees are awesome. I start my handwritten letter "o"s at the bottom instead of the top. I like the active voice. I will almost always capitalize the word "I" in IM conversations. I like life. Especially Cinnamon Life.

My Interests

Eating, Mathematics, Reality, Appliance Direct, The Eternal Human-Bear War, Pokémon, Video Games:

    Pokémon Zelda Brain Age Big Brain Academy Shadow of the Colossus Okami Ratchet and Clank Series Jak Series Spyro the Dragon Series (first three) Crash Bandicoot Series (first three),
Board Games:
    Connect Four Stratego Rush Hour History of the World Risk 2210 AD,
Card Games, Short Stories, New Things, Smells, Cleaning, Trumpet, Drawing, Computers, The World's Longest Web Page!

Music:

Green Day Nimrod Christina Aguilera Stripped CAKE Comfort Eagle Primus Frizzle Fry Radiohead Kid A Beck Midnite Vultures Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape Backstreet Boys Millenium 89.7 FM WLNZ Everything Weezer Pinkerton The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin Gorillaz Demon Days Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Tool Lateralus The Network Money Money 2020 Björk Homogenic Norah Jones Come Away with Me Etta James The Definitive Collection Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor David Bowie The Best of Bowie Queen Greatest Hits Incubus Make Yourself Polaris Songs from the Adventures of Pete and Pete Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits Modest Mouse The Moon and Antarctica The Shins Chutes Too Narrow Sigur Rós () Godspeed You! Black Emperor F# A# Infinity The Arcade Fire Funeral Tenacious D Tenacious D The Hard Lessons Wise Up! Scissor Sisters Scissor Sisters The Roots Phrenology Les Claypool's Frog Brigade Purple Onion Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains Big Eyeball in the Sky KT Tunstall Eye to the Telescope Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch Le Tigre This Island Various 90s One-Hit Wonders Now That's What I Call Music!

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Mirrormask, Big Fish, Pi, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Clerks, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Alladin

Television:

South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, Pokémon, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Planet Earth, SpongeBob Squarepants, The Angry Beavers, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Gilmore Girls, Paranoia Agent, Doug, Parental ControlNicole Kidman Has an Old German Brain:Sing-Along

Books:

The Lord of The Rings; Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid; The Road to Reality (A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe); The Fabric of the Cosmos; Slaughter-House Five; Oh, The Places You'll Go; Where the Wild Things Are; The Giving Tree; On Numbers and Games; God Created the Integers; The Captain Underpants Series; Parallel Worlds; Atlas Shrugged; Anthem

Heroes:

Lizz, Prettiest Woman in the World!Matt HardingGoodyearand Spoink

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My Blog

A x B = -B x A

Hello, gorgeous readers!  To begin today's blog, let's start with the Mobius Strip.  You can make your own!  It's easy!  Take a simple strip of paper.  Normally, one could fol...
Posted by M. Lau on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST

Glossary

Here is the Glossary.  All terms are in alphabetical order. Antimatter Anything with mass and volume that has a configuration of negatively-charged particles with...
Posted by M. Lau on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:25:00 PST

A Briefing

Hello dear readers!  I'd like to take a moment to thank all of you who still use your MySpace and still read these blogs.  A special thanks is in order to my dear friend and colleague Jared ...
Posted by M. Lau on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

O l w (One letters words, in Lesser Speech)

We dive further today into the concept of HyperWords.  These are not the same as hypertext, which many of you nerds out there use to make your profiles pretty.  Hypertext is, AT MOST, a 3.1-...
Posted by M. Lau on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

1 + 1 = 1 (Sadly not a sequel to 2 + 2 = 1)

    We have tackled the idea of Identity in previous entries, and shall dive into further detail today, boys and girls.  As you all know, I go by at least two aliases, M. Lau and M...
Posted by M. Lau on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

i^2 = j^2 = k^2 = ijk = -1 (This relates to the previous title. Can you see why?)

Readers, to begin, my sincerest apologies for such a break in time between this and the previos blog.  M. Lau writes the blogs.  Not Matt.  M. Lau was on a several-month vacation to the...
Posted by M. Lau on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

I <3 U (The construct I has less presence than three times that of the construct U)

Hello, readers!  A few of you who bother to read my math-related, witty titles may wonder what presence is.  Presence is sort of like mass in higher dimensions.  We'll go deeper into th...
Posted by M. Lau on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

2 + 2 = 1

Greetings, readers.  I haven't released a blog in a while, and today seemed like a superb day to do it.  I have made a breakthrough.  Oppositivity is much more than what I originally co...
Posted by M. Lau on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST

i^i is real

I bring great news, readers.  I returned to THE SPOT WHERE EVERYTHING BEGINS AND EVERYTHING ENDS the other day.  Please note that whenever mentioning this place, all letters must be capitali...
Posted by M. Lau on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:37:00 PST

pi and 2^(1/2) were also born on day omega...

This is an update to my previous blog.  Another ninth dimensional construct that weighs down on us is oppositivity.  I am not sure if that is a word, but it shall be used as one now.  O...
Posted by M. Lau on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST