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Gutter Monkey

Keep them damn gold dubloons away from me!

About Me

WINNER: 2004 Melbourne Fringe Festival 'Best Comedy' awardWINNER: 2004 Moomba Birdman Rally 'Most Creative' and 'Award for Conspicuous Lunacy'LOSER: life. Occasionally I might make pictures like this , this or this in photoshop. Or even this ! Hey, while you're doing all that clicking you might as well check out my Livejournal blog . Loads more stories and photos!!

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My Interests

Comedy, internets, books, Transformers, Worth1000.com, comicbooks, sweet sweet porn, Box Wars, costuming, props making, Somethingawful.com

My Blog

Moomba Birdman Rally and my own solo comedy show!

Hello! Remember me? I'm that guy who used to do stand up comedy and do crazy things like the Moomba Birdman rally. Well I'm doing all that again. I'll be competing in the Birdman rally on Sunday March...
Posted by Gutter Monkey on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

What's that? Dentists need electricity? RUH ROH

There was a power failure through most of Victoria at about 4.15 this afternoon. Now power outages usually fill me with childish glee as I run about watching humanity try to function without their tel...
Posted by Gutter Monkey on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

Moomba Birdman Rally 2007 is GO!

A few of you might remember that I was a contestant in the 2004 Moomba Birdman Rally, where I made a Transformers suit (Jetfire!), walked up onto the pontoon as a robot, transformed into a jet and the...
Posted by Gutter Monkey on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

Mr Lonelypants

Oh god I've got no friends. :(Words can't express how I'm feeling right now so here's a picture:...
Posted by Gutter Monkey on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST