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About Me

I am a self serving son of a bitch. I knit. I do crosswords. I will make a grown man shit his pants. Don't fuck with me. I am evil, but in an endearing way that makes all of you Earthings want to kneel before me. Especially the ladies. For all of you that DON'T know, I had a brief stint as a song writer. Mostly TV theme songs, but who cares. My muscles are ROCK hard, and I have no face. So what of it??
No, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Sitting around, creating evil, killing small mammals, and Jell-O wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

All of you people who think He-Man is the biggest queer in the world. Not queer in the friendly fun fag sort of a way. Gay as in, a big closet case homosexual. Don't get me wrong, I love the gay folk. I just can't stand He-Mans holier than thou BULLSHIT. I didn't start off evil, all of his gay prancing made me this way.

Music:

Morbid Angel, Cradle of Filth, Hall and Oats, and Sepultura

Movies:

Freddy Got Fingered

Television:

I had a show for awhile. I was huge. Not many people know it but it was the first reality TV show. Oh yes, what you saw was REAL! Buy it now on DVD!

Books:

Who has time for books, when I am being so EVIL!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Who needs a hero when I can worship myself.

My Blog

Loyal Followers

I miss you greatly. Please go on doing evil work!
Posted by Skeletor on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

THE CONTEST

So far only one person is taking this seriously. Monstrous has 1 friend that has added me. He is in the lead.
Posted by Skeletor on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Evil Holiday

It's time for another trip to the coast. I won;t be around to answer comments, or mail, but I will have my faithful henchman add friends request while I am gone. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Skeletor on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

Henchman names

If anyone wants one, let me know, and I will bestow one apon you.,
Posted by Skeletor on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Where are all my loyal minions!

Beastman is not doing so well in rounding up faithful followers.
Posted by Skeletor on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

I am back bitches!!!!!!!!!

That's right, He-Mans natural born (even though I was hatched out of an egg) enemy is back to reak havoc on Eternia! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Skeletor on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST