DOING MAGIC TRICKS,VOICE LESSONS,MAGIC LESSONS,HELPING HE-MAN THWART SKELETOR,FLYING,JOKES,CARD TRICKS AND OTHER FUN STUFF.I WANT TO PAWN THISBLAST YA GOODHE-ORKOCURSE THAT BUFFETFINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS GOOFIER LOOKING THAN MEBOOZIN IT WITH MAAORKO ART
ORKO XWHAT'S SO FUNNY?OH CRAP I'M BUSTED
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I'd like to meet:
ORKO
is a Dark Magician that spits Fire Balls, emits Ultrasonic Death Beams, projects a Blue Forcefield, and is Susceptible to Nothing, Dislikes annoying people.
Strength: 99 Agility: 99 Intelligence: 99
To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat ORKO, enter your name and choose an attack:
fights ORKO using
Music:
Theme tune lyrics...HE-MAN!
And the Masters of the Universe.I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
sword and said:
"By the power of Greyskull"HE-MAN!"I have the power!"Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat.
And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.Only three others share this secret.
Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.HE-MAN!
PLASTIC MEWTF IS A NORK?ONE BAD DUDEMY FAVORITE ASSISTANTYA SMELL THAT?HE MAN...LOST AGAIN AT WALLMART
BUMMED
Movies:
FULL METAL SKELETOR-F-BOMB WARNINGBIG FIGHT
Television:
HE-MAN OF COURSE!IT WASN'T ME IT WAS HE-MAN
ORKO UNDER GLASSHE-MAN HANGOVER
Books:
MAGIC TOMES,MAXIM,POPULAR ETERNIA SCIENCE,MAN-AT-ARMS-MONTHLY,HE-MAN COMICS
Heroes:
HE MAN IS THE MANMAN AT ARMS...HE HAS JEDI SKILLSSOCERESS...ALWAYS SAVING HER ASSRAM MAN...NUFF SAIDTEELA IS HOT
BAD ORKOPRINCE ADAM & CRINGER...MY BUDSKING RANDOR...AKA KING OF CARTOONSHAHAHAHA WHERE IS HE NOW?
I THINK THEY ARE DRUNK IN THIS PICSLACK JAWED YOKELS
