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Sean

If I took real pictures well, there'd be one here right now. :p

About Me

Sean - 31 - brown hair - brown eyes - 5 foot 10 or something - tall, not long....Jesus, that's just sick, you sick freak... - average shaped, with a few extra pounds - diagnosed with witty/clever humor - employed - and other special features in the Extras section of this DVD...

My Interests

Web surfing, comic books, Star Wars, watching TV and DVDs, trying to stay in shape but failing, eBaying various comics away and replacing most of them with TPB's...

I'd like to meet:

Well, obviously people I don't know. That's the point of "meeting," ain't it? Although, it's kinda tough since the site is set to private. I think. Email me if it's not. Obviously you'll know if it's not.Basically just looking for people I have stuff in common with (similar hobbies & interests, humorous, etc), old friends I haven't seen or talked to in a long time and any women who might be crazy enough to date me. :pView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Walshie --
[adjective]:

Similar to butter in texture and appearance

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

I usually don't have much of a taste in music. But I have iTunes now, so I've been told this will change. For now, I categorize my music as "a little of this, a little of that."

Movies:

STAR WARS, 1776, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, The Departed, Flash Gordon, The Godfather, Shaun of the Dead, The Goonies, Monster Squad, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Johnny Tremain, Office Space, National Lampoon's Animal House, Spaceballs, Robin Hood, Sword in the Stone, Planet of the Apes, Super Troopers, The Time Machine, The War of the Worlds, Amadeus, Bicentennial Man, The Black Hole, Hot Fuzz, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Television:

Family Guy, House, South Park, How I Met Your Mother, Venture Brothers, Real World, Rome, MXC, CSI, The Big Bang Theory, Law & Order, Doctor Who, Sopranos, DS9, NASCAR (in the background, preferably there are fiery crashes) and FOX News (because I have no SOULLL!!!)

Books:

comics, some STAR WARS, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, H.G. Wells, U.S. history

Heroes:

None, because I am a villain.Although if I'm a villain, then one would say that other past villains would be my heroes.Fictional villains, though. Like Cobra Commander. Or Skeletor. Or maybe even the Kingpin - although I have a great disdain for overweight drug lords.No real life ones. That makes things divisive and mean spirited.

My Blog

News stories that make me feel sad for humanity...

For some reason, it seems the stories of human idiocy were running rampant this past week.....Couple decides 17 isn't enough; 18th child on the wayLITTLE ROCK  It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkans...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Happy Mothers Day: lets celebrate with Crazy Facebook Ads!

Been a while since the last crazy Facebook ad blog, so I figured I'd celebrate a day where we honor our mothers by making fun of stupid internet ads with graphic mental images and vulgarity.JUST LIKE ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:45:00 PST

HALO + hookers =

I'd been looking for something to blog about today - or at least post something. Was trying a funny list of "life lessons learned from horror movies" but it didn't pan out.Thankfully, a resident of th...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:48:00 PST

My weekend so far......

Friday: Wake up at 5am; drive through Boston to park south of the city in Quincy; LONG ASS BUSY day at work; drive back to Somerset at night; party with my friend Katie for her graduation; go and see ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:36:00 PST

Sean was so bored today that he wrote a "Let’s make fun of spam emails" blog...

A sick day in my new apartment makes me go stir crazy from being couped up in the house and alone all day (and basically, alone since yesterday after work).So that my excuse for what follows here.Enjo...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

RIP Charlton Heston (1924-2008)

So Charlton Heston died late last night. If you don’t know who he is, just go away right now. If you want to know more about him, please keep reading.Watching the news this morning, I’m ki...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Random babblings about TV things and other stuff at 1am

- Good Christ, how can anyone watch CSI Miami? And it’s one of the most popular shows on television.....in America and across the world!! I just saw a clip of David Caruso and Elizabeth Berkley ...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

I believe my prayers have been answered... YO JOE!!!

Yes, the picture you know see as my profile pic is proof that my prayers truly have been answered.Y’see, I love Star Wars. LOVE IT.But while Star Wars was on hiatus, there was........GI JOE.If t...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

I think my house is alive...or haunted...OR BOTH!!!

Not sure which, but my house is either alive or haunted. Probably haunted, because otherwise this suggests that while I’m sitting on my kickass lounger chair the house could just swallow and dig...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST

Its been too long.......crazy FACEBOOK ADS return!

I’ve always felt bad for the businessmen who get into the "selling very unusual things" racket. Like people who sell giant slates of stone. Ooh, and people who run statuaries. Every time I drive...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST