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Patrick

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allan Poe

About Me


I was born on June 25th, 1977 to a Gypsy woman named Camlo in Hamburg, Germany. I never knew my father, but Ma always told me I was conceived one day after she read his palm. He didn’t have any cash on him, so he offered to pay her with “candy.” Ma told me she named me Patrick because my Phantom Father reminded her so much of one of her regular patrons. He would come to her shop every Wednesday to have a Tarot reading; however, Ma said it was obvious he was bi-polar with a touch of paranoia. Ma always wanted to be a Psychologist…but I digress.I have one older sister. Born February 12, 1972, my sister Christina was always my protector when I was growing up. She would catch me “getting myself in trouble” and immediately reprimand me. Good ole sis would never rat me out to Ma though. She’d just use it as leverage when I caught her doing something wrong (you know…childhood black mail). I love her to death though she can be a tad bit spastic.Seriously though…I was born in Fairmont, WV and grew up in Grafton. I’ve lived a lot of different places since then and am currently living in Columbus, OH. There was a dark period in my life which lasted approximately 6 and a half years…I was married. The only good things to come out of those dark ages were my 3 children (Zach & Rachel, 9 and Christian, 6). If there’s anything you want to know about me, just ask. Don’t be scared! I don’t bite…at least not on the first message.
centerYour results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Hulk 80% Catwoman 80% Batman 70% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 60% Superman 35% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 30% Iron Man 25% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 79% Magneto 69% Apocalypse 65% Dr. Doom 64% Venom 61% Lex Luthor 61% Two-Face 61% Riddler 60% Dark Phoenix 59% Mr. Freeze 57% Juggernaut 53% Mystique 49% Catwoman 45% Kingpin 41% Poison Ivy 39% Green Goblin 29% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility
You are stealth, complex, and creative.
You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way.
A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood.
You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack!
Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends
Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get What Should Your Superpower Be?
Which GUY would you date?
Chad Michael Murray You like the type of guy who is down to earth and fun.
Which Golden Girl Are You?
You Are Dorothy Zbornak! You're so smart and a real smart ass!

My Interests

NFL Football: Indianapolis Colts, Cincinatti Bengals, Seattle Seahawks and the New York Jets are my favorite teams. I love music and movies, as you'll see below.

I'd like to meet:

Madonna, Hillary Clinton, Peyton Manning and Lorrie Morgan.
Which Will and Grace Character are You?
You are one Miss Karen Walker, and honey, you are fabulous!!!You have quick wit and awesome style! Your comic bitchyness brings life to any old party, even if a stale few can't take it!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeOoooh! A bitch fight! This reminds me of my ex-wife and her sister. Hurry up! Get the damn popcorn!
In 1977 (the year you were born)
Jimmy Carter becomes president of the US

Most of the 10,000 Vietnam War draft evaders are pardoned by President Carter

Singer Anita Bryant starts her "Save Our Children" crusade against gay rights

Elvis Presley dies in his Graceland bathroom

Congress creates a Department of Energy

Anwar Sadat flies to Jerusalem in a dramatic gesture of willingness to discuss peace

Orlando Bloom, Shakira, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Liv Tyler, and Ludacris are born

New York Yankees win the World Series

Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XI

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

Swedish music group ABBA passes The Beatles as having most records sold

Star Wars is the top grossing film

The Shining by Stephen King is published

"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Three's Company premieres What Happened the Year You Were Born?
You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?
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You Are a Smart American
You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?

Music:

Madonna, Lorrie Morgan, Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLachlan, Justin Timberlake, Maroon 5, Pink, Nelly Furtado, Silverchair, New Order, Depeche Mode, Cyndi Lauper, All-American Rejects, Switchfoot, George Michael, matchbox20/Rob Thomas, Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill, Rascal Flatts, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Trapt, Good Charlotte, Fleetwood Mac, Guns N' Roses, Alot of 80's and 90's stuff.

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Departed, The Terminator, The Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Air Force One, The Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween H20, What Lies Beneath, A Perfect Murder, The DaVinci Code, Strangers With Candy, The First Wives Club, Needful Things, Dolores Claiborne, Misery, Remember The Titans, We Are Marshall, To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything...Julie Newmar, The Adventures Of Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert, Muriels Wedding, Saw, Saw II, The Day After Tommorow, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Cold Creek Manor, Hanging Up, Must Love Dogs, Elizabethtown, Working Girl, Breakfast On Pluto, Torch Song Trilogy, Titanic, Double Jeopardy, The Life Of David Gale, Girl Interrupted, Affliction, An American Haunting, Kiss The Girls, Along Came A Spider, SE7EN, Interview With A Vampire, Queen Of The Damned, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, The Exocism Of Emily Rose, The Ring, The Ring Two, Evita, Chicago

Television:

Big Brother, Charmed, CSI, How I Met Your Mother, Survivor, American Idol, Workout, Project Runway, NFL Football.

Books:

Why read someone else's drama when you can write about your own?

Heroes:

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney (I affectionately refer to them as "Dumble U" and "Daddy Dick"). The masterminds behind the biggest government conspiracy since November 22, 1963. Thank you Mr. President and Mr. Vice President!
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My Blog

Throwin’ Shade & Some Humor...

This is for all the trash talkin', big mouth, "wannabe thugs" & whores. Everyone gather 'round now and do me a favor.  If you don't have anything nice to say, it's probably better that you ke...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST

Dear Britney

I know this is a little late, but I'm so tired of hearing about Britney and I'm really tired of hearing that damn song on everyone's MySpace page I just couldn't help myself.  If I offend any of ...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST

Is there a cure?

Before anyone reads this I want to make one thing clear...I KNOW I'M CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP...so don't remind me by posting nasty comments.  (Please) Have you ever liked someone but felt lik...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

My Superpower...he, he, he!

..> Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility You are stealth, complex, and creative.You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way.A mystery to others, you th...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

What Musical Are You?

What Musical Are You? Annie Get Your GunReport this image You're Annie, Get Your Gun! You're talented, but very innocent. You have a tendency to believe lies. You don't always undertand what's going o...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

Lyrics: Trapt - Headstrong

Trapt - HeadstrongI love this song! It's kind of been my "Theme Song" for thelast year or so. When I hear this song it helps me focus on a relationship I had that's gone sour. This person has f*cke...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST