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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, I'm a watcher.... of earth.... As a watcher we are not supposed to interfere, but Reed Richards keeps getting himself into a mess of trouble, so i slip him some info from time to time. I know a whole lot about the universe, because i am a watcher. One of my buddies, Ecce, got to watch the hatching of Galactus... that's right he's my friend! My dad Ikor is a good guy, he helped out with the watchers code of ethics. Everyone keeps getting mad at me for interfering, but you know what? i like watching earth and having to see it get eaten by Galactus or destroyed by someone else would suck. i would have nothing to watch. you know how hard it is to find a planet that doesn't know you exist? impossible almost... So, i've recently been checking out other dimensions and watching that, i go back to the earth year 1602 and talk to dr strange, thats kind of fun. And i like puppies... I've also been spotted over-seeing the whole civil war shit... I'm actually waiting for WarBird to get naked.
I just bought a DVD player & I've been buying all the TV show seasons. I'm trying to watch all that i can since Earth is pretty boring right now

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The ladies of earth! So we can get busy on the moon... Here's my earth count so far....


Alicia Masters (Ben Grimm's Dumb Blind Girlfriend) - 723 times
Sue Storm (Who hasn't?) - 1517 times
Power Girl - 618 times
Jean Grey - 327 Times
Poison Ivy - 216 Times
Spider-Woman - 174 times
Wonder Woman - 152 times
Alice (Brady Bunch) - 65
Why can't I find Puppet Master or his daughter Alicia Masters on MySpace? This displeases me

My Blog

Where is Puppet Master?!

Ya know, every Wolverine, Batman, Superman & Spiderman from every damn dimension has a myspace account. Hell, there are two other Uatu's floating around. Here's the problem, no Puppet Master, no A...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 23:54:00 GMT

You people are boring

Nothing fun has happened so i went to earth to check out what captain america and iron man were up to. Then they made a big deal about it and said that me showin up was not a good sign. What dorks, i ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Photos from Cosmic Power Convention 06'!

This was the security area in front of the main entrance. All of the security had some green thing going on. Reed & his fantasticar crashed the main entrance, destroying the well thought out sign. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:37:00 GMT

What if i boned the sentry's wife?

we'll find out tomorrow when i wine and dine her
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:47:00 GMT

What if... I told a joke?

Knock knock.... (this is where you would say who's there?) Sue Richards (sue richards who?) Ahh Sue Richards, the wife of Reed Richards with whom I am having Earthly adult relations... Eat it Reed!
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 00:41:00 GMT

What if... I had my way with your wife? Wait... I already did...

Sue Storm Ben Grimm's Blind Girl (I care not to learn her name) Spider Woman Jean Grey Power Girl Poison Ivy These are woman I have my way with on a daily basis, and every night they think it's our f...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 23:20:00 GMT

What if... I punched my creator?

Was I even created? No. Or yes? I, Uatu, did not originally create this site, because I originally did not have my t3 line on the moon. It was created for me by this man.Judas The AnimalAKA Supreme Ov...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:42:00 GMT

Bye bye speed force

Well now, some of you are just average earth citizens because the speed force is gone.... sucks to be you.  
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 20:11:00 GMT

What if.... they mated?

    Bane ..m/ asks... What if Power girl and bane had a daughter? What if they got married? I look into another dimension to see a life shared by Bane & ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:32:00 GMT

What if....

ThE JoKeR (Santa's coming...U ready?) Asks   what if the life of me and Batman were swicthed....but, meaning that we still keep out names and stuff.... Hmmm, interesting, let me see. Well, everyt...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 15:40:00 GMT