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Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass

About Me

Hi. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez and i'm just your standard bending unit. To get things strait, you have to understand that i'm not a man. i'm a man bot, but i can still please the ladies. i work for a delivery service known as Planet express, though i'm not sure why. my best friend is named Fry, and even though he's a human, he's still cool. my main goal in life is to enslave the human race, and i'm well on my way. i drink a whole lot to fuel my power cells, and smoke because i enjoy it and it makes me look cool...

My Interests

i like to party all the time, and when i'm not partying, i'm either recharging or just being lazy. i love smoking, drinking, and spending time with the ladies. i also enjoy pissing every one off at work... great times

I'd like to meet:

Some females who know how to party

Music:

Any kind of music that can get me moving

Movies:

Movies blow, Tv is where it's at

Television:

Futurama... represent

Books:

Who the hell reads these days, i mean come on, its the 31st century
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Heroes:

All my heroes have failed me

My Blog

Bender Rant 1

Allright meat bags, I have some things to get off my chest plate, though not everything.. There isn't enough time in a year to touch on everything that i'm pissed about.Lets start with movies though. ...
Posted by Bender on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

soo...

Who wants me to start writing blogs..i get bored a lot, so i was just seeing who would actually read the garbage that's in my head!
Posted by Bender on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST