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Your Cunting Daughter

The Evilest Band in the World!

About Me

Your Cunting Daughter were born when Jim Cunting, front-man extrodinare, picked up three junkies at a bus station in Birmingham, England.

He put them in the back of his van and drove them (via ferry) to Ireland to visit his childhood home the "Gingerbread House" (Your Cunting Daughter's "Abbey Road")

Jim promised these fine gentlemen (whose names I can't fucking remember!) that he would stop raping them if they all mastered instruments so that they might become the greatest rock band in the world!

It took three long years of rapes and beatings for those junkies to learn guitar, bass and drums to the level of skill that satisfied Jim Cunting - and on the day of this satisfaction Your Cunting Daughter was born!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/25/2006
Band Website: themahoneyfatsgroup.com
Band Members: Jim Cunting - Vox Grego George Jay - Drums S.S. Barnacle - Guitar Monkey McCoy - Bass


Record Label: The Mahoney Fats Group
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

ALBUM OUT NOW!!!!!!

Your Cunting Daughter's First Album is now available at every major digital music store on the internets!iTunes Ireland - iTunes USA - iTunes UK - And all the other iTunes stores - Search for yourself...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:39:00 PST

Do You Know What She Did?

Saturday Morning Cartoons!Every weekend I, Jim Cunting, used to post a comic strip starring Your Cunting Daughter on top of our page.A new strip would debut every Saturday morning and would be remov...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:13:00 PST

G I G S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hello Children,We've been getting many requests for gigs here at the Gingerbread House so I thought I'd provide you all with our rider - our demands on you, our booker, that must be met in order for u...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

Merchandise!!!!!!!!!!

Mugs for your tea, bibs for your baby!
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

PEOPLE I HATE!!!!!!!!

This week we're going to be talking about people I hate - Like this chap for example -James McRory Doyle - the biggest cunt I've ever met. He borrowed money off me one time and used that money to pay...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

The Raping of Angela Lansbury!!!

You all know Angela Lansbury right?The murder she wrote bitch.....that's her. Well I raped her. That's right - me! Jim Cunting. I know she doesn't look like much now but back in the day?Tell me yo...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

A chat about grannys

We all know a granny - your granny might look like thisYes..... you can see her in your minds eye now can't you - handing you some sugar cookies and kissing your cheek as you push yourself away from h...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

Jim's Poetry Corner

I'm wild on coke and I gotta dance!Like a stripper on crack I'm gonna shake my ass!If you fools ain't likin' it that's ok!But my moves will put you fools away!Wait now -Wait, uh huh - oh baby - you se...
Posted by Your Cunting Daughter on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST