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KLEFT

"to Protect and Infect!"

About Me

Kleft - An Introduction to our Obstruction
I'm pretty sure Kleft started as a joke. In the Autumn of 2002, I was asked to “join a band” by the guys who were sitting beside me in school. I gladly accepted the offer because I had no other friends and it seemed like these guys were in the same position as me. We were the kids without a clique, we weren’t into sports, we didn’t drink and we certainly weren’t very popular with the ladies. When you’re 15, lonely and talentless, there is only one cure…rock and roll.
Kleft - Pieces of the Theses
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Our band gave us something to talk about, something to do outside of school, Kleft was our excuse to talk to each other. We’d have band meetings during break time at school and spend our free time listening to nirvana and writing songs. When you think of it, most songs are written about either or both of the following two things; love and drugs. We had no experiences of either and so our songs usually focused on themes of racism, animal cruelty or rape. ( We hadn‘t experienced any of these either but they seemed far more interesting than the former ideas.) After the first year we had maybe 10 songs written but only two practice sessions. The problem was that creative element of the band; Ray and I, couldn’t really play any instruments.
To be honest, I’m having a hard time putting my finger on the reason for Kleft’s transformation from a very bad garage band to the group of delinquents we became. I remember at the beginning of 2004 we had a few failed practice sessions that ended up with us downloading videos of women giving birth instead of playing songs. Perhaps it was after this that we realised that the normal route to rock and roll success was not for us. It seems we may have subconsciously decided to follow a different (yet equally long) route to the top. What followed was over two years of vandalism, arson, graffiti, , noise pollution (not a reference to the music), dead animal promotion, destruction and chaos. Naturally enough we carefully documented every crime committed and we ending up getting arrested a couple of times for our art.
Kleft - The House of Kleft
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During this second era of Kleft I began toying with electronic music, although my first attempts are not terribly impressive, I am very proud of the newer songs. These song’s consist of lyrics, stories, ideas and samples from the golden era of Kleft. Sometime during the summer of 2008, 50 copies of “the best of Kleft” will be printed to c.d. While Kleft is not breaking up as such, the album will be released posthumously as the era to which the songs refer, is over. To procure smooth listenage of the album, I have gone back over the old songs and remastered them to bring them up to the standard of the newer material. These songs are an ode to the heyday of Kleft, they contain and display what we wanted to be, what we were and what will always be a part of us.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/18/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/kleft
Band Members: Yeti Von Poke
words, music, vox

Sgt. Jim Gooter MacFlaurice
vox, concepts

X-Champax-X
criticisms, suggestions

The Ho
absenteeism

Influences:
ourselves
Sounds Like: Kleft
Record Label: Kleft Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Kleft - Best of Cd

I decided that releasing a third Kleft album would be pointless, while the songs written and recorded were of the highest standard, there was only 6 of them and it would be a bit mean to release 6 son...
Posted by KLEFT on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

Kleft III (the last in the trilogy)

We hath decided that the forthcoming Kleft record will be the final release of this trilogy. We do not know what we are going to do after this release, we may record more music, we may not. Realistica...
Posted by KLEFT on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

2nd album, Swally it Down! (2007) up for FREE download in this blog

Swally it Down!(right click and save as, only available as a zip)Lyrics available soon1. Outro, An Ode to the Genius of chivalryThis song kicks off where the last album left off, same riff as "the bit...
Posted by KLEFT on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

1st album up for free download (Stick it in, take it out, 2006)

Just right click and save target as on the titles of the songs.Daddy's Little SlutThere was no actual smoking involved in the making of this song. The vocals are mostly taken from 2 old kleft angels...
Posted by KLEFT on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:22:00 PST

Please read, Life or Death situation!

Now i know that kleft has sometimes been a little offensive but in no way did we ever mean to offend people as much as it seems we have. A group of turkish Seljuks have taken extreme offence to a stat...
Posted by KLEFT on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

So here's what happened, check it boyeeeee!

so this profile has been out of service for over a year now, it got haxored to the maxor, perhaps my antics were a little offensive, seriously though, the picture of me dressed as hitler with the larg...
Posted by KLEFT on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST