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Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek

Nuga iya, saekki? (i.e. who are you, fucker?)

About Me

..I'm James Fitzgerald, and you're not. End transmission.

My Interests

psychoactivism, sporadic bursts of revolutionary angst, fighting the good fight, dodging bullets

I'd like to meet:

chronic cigarettists. musical mavericks. people who like people.
Steer clear of me if you have My Chemical Romance linked as one of your favourite bands in your profile, because I'll probably hate you.

Music:

Klaus Schultze, Godspeed you Black Emperor, Can, Amon Duul II, Hawkwind, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Beck, Darkthrone, Magma, Van Der Graaf Generator, Damo Suzuki, Godiego, Leviathan, Tangerine Dream, Kraftwerk, Algarnas Tradgard, Opeth, Sparks, Goblin, Shellac, Voivod, the Kader Fire, Trans Am, The Fucking Champs, Death In Vegas, Iggy Pop, Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel era Genesis, Peter Gabriel (solo), the Mars Volta, 22, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Secret Chiefs III, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Hammers of Misfortune, Neu, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Ulver, Arcturus, early Marduk, At The Drive In, Plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower, McClusky, Banco del Mutuo Soccurso, Peter Hammill, the 80s b-line matchbox disaster, Parliament-Funkadelic, early 80s hip hop, The Mahavishnu orchestra, Miles Davis, the Babylon Whores, Entombed, the Avalanches, Negura Bunget

Movies:

La Haine, Nightmare Before Christmas, Christmas Eve on Sesame Street, Clue, Natural Born Killers, Man bites dog, Galaxy Express 999, Adieu Galaxy Express 999, Apocalypse Now, Day of the Jackal, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Joseph Lai and Betty Chan ninja flicks...the worse the dubbing, the better.

Television:

prisoner cell block h, ulysses 31, you can't do that on television, the littlest hobo, the goodies, rentaghost, hong kong phooey, dastardly and muttley and their flying machines, the electric company, the sweeney, the professionals, monkey, afterschool specials, sesame street, the wacky races, the flashing blade, have I got news for you, whose line is it anyway, fawlty towers, the simpsons, invader zim, spongebob squarepants, south park, trailer park boys, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the groovie ghoulies, viva la bam, jackass

Books:

that contain beginning, middles and ends. cohesive literature.

Heroes:

Pino, the dutch Big Bird, George Carlin, Vincent Browne, Richard Pryor, Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Mike Patton, Bill Hicks, Joe Higgins, Albert Hoffmann, Steve Albini, William Blake, Aleister Crowley, Howard Marks, Jello Biafra, Tim Burton, Vegard Tveitan, Kristoffer Garm Rygg, Dave Chappelle, Rick James, Charlie Murphy, James Fitzgerald, Robert Fripp, Hunter S. Thompson, Rosa Luxemburg, Hugo Frias Chavez, H.P Lovecraft, Salvador Allende Gossens, Benoit Poolvoerde, Andre Brink, Frank Zappa, amongst others

My Blog

Six hail margeritas...

I'm now beardless.Yes, you may point your digits at me and holla "blasphemer. hypocrite. beardist", etc.Sadly, it had to go, just like everything (a ref for the Manic Street Preacheristas amongst us. ...
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

Quierre voz golpe, puwit atuntao?

translation: Want a smack, ya thick bollocks? Dear god, I love Chavacano insults.   In other news, there's fuck all happening down here and I'm bored out of me tits. Someone suggest something i...
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

How f'in cool is this, like?

My own work. Whacha think, folks?...
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

A pressie for me (when I possess cash)

A multistandard cheap as fuck VCR.
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

HAPPY MASSACRE DAY!

Celebrate the real meaning of this supposed holiday...you know it makes sense.Alternatively, slap the taste out of someone who insists on pashing their other half in front of you.Valentine's day, hack...
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

Russia, number 1, Iran, number 1, America hack ptooey.

A new day, a new blog. This is where the apocryphal balderdash shall be strewn. If you want serious diatribes about the human condition, trust me, y'all ain't gonna get it here. Three cheers for myspa...
Posted by Tyrantulasaurus J. Kohoutek on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST