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Half-Assed Hero

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About Me

I'm just your basic, unaffected twenty-something. I work a bullshit job, and I drink cheap beer. While I'm not fighting to make ends meet, one can usually find me passed out, zoning in front of the TV, or you just can't find me at all. I'm a slippery son-of-a-bitch sometimes.

Also, I fight zombies. I know what CBGB & OMFUG stands for. They probably don't make sailor suits in my size. This is my life, and when I get super powers, I'll remember what it was like to be human... make
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My Blog

Erf

I am hurting inside, for all of the wrong reasons.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:25:00 GMT

Succumb

For whatever reason, I really feel like swimming right now. Really, more like just drifting around on my back, kind of bobbing and floating where ever. I feel really heavy and worn out, just kind of u...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Prodigal Son

Consider this a mighty shout-out to my one true family. Dad, keep that shit real. I know you're living this shit up, and man, I couldn't be more proud of you. I'm so happy that stuff has finally ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:55:00 GMT

A Dissident Is Here

Some days I wake up, and not a damn thing can make me happy. I guess today was one of those days, and I've been a bitter fuck since I rolled out of bed this morning, and I owe some people apologies. ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:28:00 GMT

Let's Set It On Fire

I was eating late last night at the Huddle House, and two emo kids dressed up as punks were bitching and moaning in (you got it!) the corner. I don't know why, but they were making me mad as hell, lik...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:53:00 GMT

Boogaloo

I ain't got much to say, other than I can't remember when I've been happier. Nothing out of the ordinary, I guess I just appreciate everything a little more today. It's a good feeling.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Buggerelli

I'm bored, almost inebriated, and hungry as balls. Some jack-ass called the cops on Richard tonight, and everybody got pissed. It all boiled down to a great big nothing, but whoever that stiff-neck wa...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:10:00 GMT

Grin For Once.

If you're not happy with what you're doing, stop it. If you can't be happy, quit life. Today just got started for me, and my biggest struggle so far was getting into a Slim Jim. It's looking like a go...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:51:00 GMT

Shut Up And Listen

I am faster than stuff. I'll bet I'm faster than you. Maybe not on foot, but somewhere down the line, I will leave your ass in the fucking dust. I made the switch from camels to parliments, brand new ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Better Not...

Thinking about calling in, but I'm off tomorrow... Shit-whistles...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:33:00 GMT